I can explain everything

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: I can explain everything

There has to be a reason. Doesn't there?

[Speck Tater]

1. Because we are ALL morons.

Even those of us who think we aren't.

[Bossy Monkey]

2. I've always said that 90% of the world's phenomena can be explained

by one of two factors:
because they're morons; and
because I'm John.
Obviously, the former explains a far greater percentage than does the latter.

[Bossy Monkey]

3. Forgive a few self-serving kicks

This took more effort than you'd think. (Sad, isn't it?:))

[Bossy Monkey]

4. Ok I'll let it die now

per the general consensus

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. Other: Fearful laziness. n/t

[Bossy Monkey]

6. That would be me

Ok, I'll really let it die this time.