Marriage = One Man + One Woman + One God...

[JimmyJazz]

I saw that on a bumper sticker today - So would all of you married athiests and agnostics please go to the nearest attorney's office and apply for a divorce? Oh and you Buddhists, too - that's right - I saw you try to sneak past. :silly:

[StopTheMorans]

1. + 1 cup of sugar in that person's gas tank

moran :grr:

[JimmyJazz]

They were driving - so they only got a dirty look -

oh - and maybe a look at my "Focus on Your Own Damn Family" bumperstick when I passed them. :P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

34. So, since you don't like their views you're going to ruin their vehicle?

Wow, you think just like them. That's something THEY would do.
Duckie

[StopTheMorans]

45. apparently sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internets...

[miss_kitty]

48. I find a disclaimer can come in handy for those who don't get a joke

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2638569#2639613

subtle, yet effective, no?

[StopTheMorans]

53. good idea

:D :thumbsup:

[Liberal Veteran]

2. So if I get a divorce, do I get a third of God's stuff?

:shrug:

[intheflow]

18. Only in california, under communal property law.

Otherwise, you probably would have had to sign a pre-nup, and you know God's too smart to go for that!

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. Oooh, menage a tois! How Kinky!

[datasuspect]

8. i wonder if god is bi

that would be some kooky bedroom stuff right there. GRRROWWLLL

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. And He can be in all places at the same time!

Oh my straight stars!

[Dying Eagle]

4. Threesome.....YES!!

[Inland]

31. Actually, a fivesome, for you Christians

And the bird is only a symbolic representation, so there's no problem with that.

[Longgrain]

5. Is that a tri-sexual relationship...

Does it mean I have to carry God over the threshold?

[Stop_the_War]

6. oooh MENAGE A TROIS!

LOL

[DelawareValleyDem]

7. God's a polygamist?

[Liberal Veteran]

10. And bi, apparently.

:D

[dr.strangelove]

9. When she screams out "Oh God" I thought it was a good thing

Now I know the truth. She is thinking of her "other" husband when she is with me.

[progmom]

13. can't. breathe. laughing. too. hard....

[arcane1]

19. hmm, kind of gives new meaning to Luke 1:35

"...The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee..."

:silly:

[JimmyJazz]

20. LOL

[arcane1]

22. hehehe

he got Mary pregnant, too!

hmm, isn't that a Springsteen lyric? Maybe HE is god! :P

[dr.strangelove]

43. LMAO That is too fucking funny

[LDS Jock]

11. as a Christian myself

I wish they wouldn't do that. These people think they are making such a stand for God, while all they are doing it turning people away with this holier than thou crap. If you want to attract people to God, let them see the good religion has brought to your life and they will ask. Don't just show them a bumper sticker of judgement.

[arcane1]

12. tell that to Solomon

or David, etc etc etc...

[JimmyJazz]

16. Hey Sweetie - I haven't seen you in ages!

Where ya been hiding? :hi:

[arcane1]

17. well, I moved last week

and thus took a few days off work... no work = no DU most of the time :silly:

I'm back now! :hi:

[jdots]

15. has to be one of the most offensive bumper stickers yet

do these ass holes live to devolve humanity ?

[CatBoreal]

21. Does Cthulu count???

;)

[Redstone]

23. Which God?

Do you get a choice? If it's Kali, there could be problems.

Redstone

[Solon]

24. Don't know, but if its Aphrodite....

then that could be fun, till Ares kicks my ass.

[donheld]

25. If god is male does that make this "one man" bi-sexual?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

26. I have no idea - I just wonder how many people opened this threaad

ready to rip into me before they read the message!

[arcane1]

27. I knew better

:P

[JimmyJazz]

28. Thanks, punkin'

:hug: I shoulda posted it in GD - no one knows me in there!

[arcane1]

30. anytime

all the forums look the same to me anyway :P

[Modem Butterfly]

29. This is why my partner and I aren't married

It annoys the theists.

[ghostsofgiants]

47. Off topic but...

That thing is fucking creepy.

[DU GrovelBot]

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[Misunderestimator]

35. Why do you keep asking for my clothes?

:shrug:

[sundog]

33. ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ##

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[JimmyJazz]

36. You dork - That freaked me out - I actually thought I got hit

twice by GROVEL BOT -

:spank:

[jonnyblitz]

37. i saw a bumper sticker that said "truth not tolerance" with a big

christian crucifix on it! it made me ((((shudder))))).

[miss_kitty]

38. When I see bumper stickers like that, I always think of that scene

in a Stak Trek movie where everything is broken and Worf is in charge. Someone asks "What should we do?" and Worf says "Ramming speed!"

Of course before someone thinks I am SERIOUS about assaulting someone or damaging the property of others with whom I disagree and accuses me of being as bad as they (those with whom I disagree) are, I will add this disclaimer:

JUST KIDDING

[JimmyJazz]

41. I'm glad you added the disclaimer. Otherwise, I might have thought

you were recommending I inflict bodily harm on an unsuspecting bigot :P

[Arkana]

39. So, that means that only Xtians can get married?

Dumb fuck. They feel so threatened by gay marriage because their own marriages suck.

[miss_kitty]

40. Apparently.

and they're welcome to it.

[Telly Savalas]

42. Check out Rick Mercer's "I believe in a traditional family"

On this page. It basically expounds upon the idea of that bumpersticker in greater detail.

Thanks to the kind soul who first posted a link to this in the Canada forum.

[ghostsofgiants]

51. I love Rick Mercer

By far the coolest (psuedo-)celebrity to ever come out of this province.

[miss_kitty]

52. Rick Mercer Rules

now Mark Critch is 'doin' him' on 22 Minutes!

[MountainLaurel]

44. If you're a pantheist

Do you get to pick which god/goddess you get? Can you choose more than one, or rotate depending on your mood?

[antigone382]

46. So, if you believe that God is in everything...

...you can pretty much...


(can't say it without causing your thread to be deleted, JimmyJazz :))

[ZenLefty]

49. Do you get to choose which god?

I'll take Aphrodite. :D

[MrModerate]

50. Sorry, ain't no room in my relationship for no fantasy beings.

Tough enough keeping each other happy.

[RetroLounge]

54. + One divorce Lawyer..

RL

[miss_kitty]

55. HaHaHa!

:7

The Sanctity of Matrimony.