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Two cowboys from Montana walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from
their throats. They stand at the bar, talking quietly about Beef prices.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who has been eating a sandwich,
begins to cough.
After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress, and
the cowboys turn to look at her.
"Kin Ya swaller?" asks one of the cowboys.
"No", signals the woman, desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "No" again.
The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts her skirt and slowly runs his
tongue up and down her left butt cheek.
This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her
mouth and she begins to breathe again.
The cowboy walks back to the bar and proudly takes a sip of his beer.
His partner says in admiration...."Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind
Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
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