What can one do to... ( a L.F post! Bewere!)

[Lady Freedom]

...restart a suddenly dead sex life?

Any suggestions? Come on guys lets put our thinking caps on!

[LincolnMcGrath]

1. Get in your car

:hi:

[Lady Freedom]

3. What can a car do for my...

little problem?

[KCDem]

10. two words: stick shift.

:evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

17. hehe!

You devil, you!

[LincolnMcGrath]

13. Your car can bring "you" to the City of Townsville

:wow:

[Lady Freedom]

15. To bad all that I have is this!

[Boom_cha]

2. Plant yourself in close proximity to

Governor Gropinator, the self-proclaimed gangbanger

[Lady Freedom]

4. Pu-le-z!

I have better taste!

[Wcross]

5. Come on down to Tennessee!

We both could restart our sex lives! Empathy is half the battle! I know exactly how you feel!

[WillParkinson]

7. If someone knew exactly how she 'feels'...

Her sex life wouldn't be dead. :-)

[never cry wolf]

6. Need more info....

Married, single, sig other, gay. How dead?? How active previously??

[Lady Freedom]

11. L.F stats!

Q:Married, single, sig other, gay.
single,strait female
Q:How dead??
since Aug.
Q:How active previously??
Mother said to never kiss and tell! hehe!

[never cry wolf]

14. Since August???

Hell, that's just good preparation for married life.

[Lady Freedom]

16. Sorry!

If I was married he better like to do it alot!

[Rashind]

28. Since August?

Talk to me in about 6 more months, then you can complain.

:cry:

[GOPisEvil]

29. No kidding...

...when you start measuring in terms of YEARS, then we can talk. :cry:

Er, not that it's been that long, but I HAVE had droughts that lasted more than 12 months.

[Redneck Socialist]

8. watch more baseball.

Ha!

[Lady Freedom]

12. That "B" word!

:grr: :nuke:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. you KNOW what my answer to that one is

4 fingers first

[Lady Freedom]

18. hehe!

MY! How did I miss this last night!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

23. dunno, I was wondering when you were going to see that one

a good stiff, ummm, drink... yah. that's it

[populistmom]

19. Have fun by yourself until another one comes along

That's all any of us can do really.

[Lady Freedom]

20. Waiting is for Freepers!

I am too hands on to wait!

[PittPoliSci]

21. pick a fight!

and i'm not talking about on the internet either. i pick fights with all sorts of people, all the time, and for seemingly no reason whatsoever. sometimes when you get down to it, a good fist fight resolves everything!

err...maybe you should probably just completely disregard that, and not worry about sex so much. its not that big of a deal. honestly.

[PittPoliSci]

22. wait I got it!

EAT! wait, that's NEVER a good solution...give me a minute...

[PittPoliSci]

24. okay, here's the winner.

go to a college, walk up to some guy, ANY GUY and just say "Hi" in a seductive tone. if he doesn't suit your fancy after a short convo, repeat as necessary till you find a necessary mate.

[Lady Freedom]

26. I go the a University!

And there is only 2 things on evryones mind! Sports and their G.P.A!

[PittPoliSci]

27. Glad I don't go to your school :-)

j/k :-)

[AquariDem]

25. Rotate the porn

That's about all I can think of. :shrug: