What's the difference between Ann Coulter and a maggotty roadkill possum?

[11 Bravo]

After a couple of years in prison, I'd fuck the possum.

[derby378]

1. EWW!!!

But you beat me to a similar sentiment...

[librechik]

2. maggotty possum tastes better deep fried

[MasonJar]

3. The opposum has fewer fleas?

[jody]

4. The possum has tire tracks and Coulter has an Adams Apple? n/t

[MasonJar]

5. The opposum looks better in the sunlight?

[bigwillq]

6. Oh man!

:silly:

[d_b]

7. eeewwwwwwww

[sparky_in_ma]

8. The possum is dead. n/t

[Blue Gardener]

9. Crows would be all over the oppossum

And avoid Coulter...she's worse than roadkill.

[Spinzonner]

10. That's a tough one

I give up

[rustydog]

11. The possum stench is tolerable, pleasant compared to "her"

[u4ic]

12. 2 legs? .....n/t

[Lautremont]

13. Someone will eventually shovel up the possom.

[name not needed]

14. The tire tracks on the possum

[Norbert]

15. Maggots won't bother with Andy Coulter. They have standards too.

[lpbk2713]

16. The dead possum has a better personality.

[Telly Savalas]

17. About 30 IQ points.

It would be closer to 50 if IQ tests weren't culturally biased against dead rodents.

[donheld]

18. maggotty roadkill possum has better sense

that's very simple.

[Spirochete]

19. The maggots are on the outside

[Hans Delbrook]

20. The death of the possum was most likely an accident.

While, when that evil shrew goes it will definitely be a mercy killing. Have mercy on us, somebody - kill her.