I am hereby coverting my DU membership to a covenant-membership.

[elperromagico]

This means that I cannot be banned without going through counseling with the moderators.

Who will join me in upholding the sanctity of DU membership?

[fishwax]

1. I believe the proper word is "converting"

an important word, given the religious roots of the movement.

Just being picky though. Your post is funny :)

[elperromagico]

2. A good editorial suggestion. I have taken your advice.

[Elidor]

3. "Counseling with the moderators" might be a tad rougher than you imagine

And when it's over, they could rename you, "ScreamsLikeaGirl"

[elperromagico]

4. I am upholding the sanctity of membership, damn it!!!

[Redstone]

7. Hardhead, you owe me a keyboard...

because I just spat my Margarita all over mine, laughing so hard at your message.

Redstone

[jmowreader]

5. Wall-to-wall counseling, right?

[Ilsa]

6. Having been banned from another, less intellectual board

without due process, I also wish to convert to a covenant membership. This relationship has been blessed by the cactus in the corner, and it should not be dismissed at the whim of a mod.