I believe in the Housekeeping Fairies!

[Not_Giving_Up]

Do you?

[BlueJazz]

1. I believe in them but still, I find them to be....

..the laziest bunch of free-loaders I've ever seen. My house always looks messy. If they wouldn't stay up half the night listening to hard-core Jazz and getting stoned, they might accomplish something...

[murielm99]

2. They have never shown up at my house.

Neither have the elves.

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. They haven't shown up at my house either

Last night, a few of started trying to get them to visit us. You see, you have to let them know that you believe!

[Sgent]

4. The come to my house

every tuesday and friday.

For some reason though, they are greedy faries. I am always missing money after they visit.

[Not_Giving_Up]

5. Well, since you know when they're coming

Keep your money on you that day.

Hey, maybe that's why they won't come see me....I'm always broke!

[Dookus]

6. they better get here soon

my parents are coming next week. Gotta hide the bong and porn and straighten up.

And don't get me started on the bathroom...

[Not_Giving_Up]

11. Housekeeping fairies will not hide your bong

Where they come from, there's a bong on every coffee table, and they don't get that we can't do that here too. Hide your own damn bong!:hippie:

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Will they come do my laundry if I say I believe in them?

:shrug:

[Not_Giving_Up]

9. They might!

But you can't just SAY that you believe...you really have to believe.

[shawcomm]

8. What the hell do I gotta pull and stick under my pillow

to get one over here??!!

[Not_Giving_Up]

10. Nothing

You just have to believe hard enough!

[Sgent]

12. Just

Believe, believe, believe, and find a random 50 bucks...

The biggest luxery I have is having a clean house, and I'm a slob. The best money I spend is for a housekeeper (and I don't make that much, but its worth it to me).

[Not_Giving_Up]

13. I just have to believe

There isn't fifty bucks. I've offered my kids money, but they don't care...they clean their own rooms, and that's it!