I've just become an ordained minister. ask me anything.

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I found a church website online that will do it for free.

So as of 3 minutes ago, I have all rights and priveleges to perform all duties of ministry.

So call me reverend Steve.

edit: spelled reverend wrong. proving that i should not be a reverend. by i am anyway!

[autorank]

1. Reverand Steve, if God loves so much, how do you explain Bush?

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3. wow. i'm stumped. maybe i'm not cut out for this reverend stuff...

[autorank]

7. Jeebus H. Reist...now I'm a follower. A "humble" man 'o god!

[RPM]

2. should two gay persons be allowed to marry?

pray tell...

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4. yes

god created all of mankind, and we are all sinners. there is no reason that i as a sinner can not marry my girlfriend who is a sinner also, and there is no reason that two sinners whose sin happen to be homosexuality can not love andmarry each other. god is forgiving, and created homosexuals, and there is no reason that his creations can not be able to share their love.

anything else?

[psychopomp]

5. Let me guess:

Our three tenets:
Freedom
Food
Sexuality

I became a minister during the first GW so I could go in as chaplain if drafted.

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6. i didn't even think of that!

and to think, all i had to do was give my name and e-mail address. :-P

[psychopomp]

8. So, is it the same "church?"

I don't remember the name of the group, but it was some guy running the thing out of his garage. I sent in five bucks and got a card declaring my ministership and some info about the church.

There was no doctrine, just the three tenets above.

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16. it's called the universal life church

www.ulc.org

[psychopomp]

17. That's IT!

Freedom
Food
Sexuality


I forgot the name of the church but I'll never forget that LOL

[qnr]

9. Congratulations. I should do that. I mean, I don't believe in god or

anything --- but I got my MSCE and I don't believe in Microsoft.

Edit: Well, I do believe in Microsoft. I think they're the anti-christ -- or I would, if I believed in.... oh geeeze, now I'm totally confused.

[Not_Giving_Up]

11. ROTFLMAO

I don't believe in Microsoft either...before *, I said Bill Gates was the Antichrist. I'm Microsoft Certified in Word and Excel though!

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. What are the advantages of being an ordained minister?

:shrug:

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12. i can perform marriages, baptisms, funerals. OR...

you can take advantage of our special limited time 3 for the price of 1 deal.

[psychopomp]

14. I wonder if anybody can perform those anyhow

I am sure the law varies state by state, but aren't all three private affairs?

So, what is the church's name?

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Hey, can you marry yourself?

That would be kinda cool....... "do I take ____ to be my lawfully wedded ____. I do."

[The Sheik]

13. Are you gonna wear a cowboy hat when you do your sermons like Phelps?

[DS1]

18. No Questions, just "Welcome Aboard"

:D

[BikeWriter]

19. Reverend Steve, what is the meaning of life?