I think someone is being fooled.

[Sannum]

NBC was on in the background, and I was picking up around the living room. They had a special interest story about soldiers coming home for the first time in a year in a half. They showed a couple who were expecting their first child in a month.:D

I am not very good at math, but unless a turkey baster was involved, this guy needs to ask some questions. And get some tests done after the little bundle of joy arrives.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. LOL... uh oh.....

I hope he had some home time 8 months ago...... :wow:

[Mabus]

2. ROFLMAO

that's funny. Not to "been gone for 18 months" guy but it made me laugh out loud.

[jdots]

3. I would say Bush boinked her,but that would be tasteless

Bush is boinking all the soilders and there famillys back home.

[chicagojoe]

6. Did Bush boink Gannon?

[madison2000]

4. maybe its "Bush" math- you have to know it to understand the

"stop loss" policy too...

[sphincter]

5. well...

Virgin birth? Not unheard of...

[leftofthedial]

7. I think the little bushturd di have a turkey baster or two

as well as that plastic turkey he brought over there

but that arithmetic doesn't work quite right either, does it?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Ouch! or

IT'S A MIRACLE...I TELL YA...A MIRACLE!!!

[TaleWgnDg]

9. Nah. I'll wager GWBush would claim that it's possible

.
Nah. I'll wager GWBush would claim that it's possible via the U.S. mail service . . . that is, at least GWBush could convince the returning veteran. After all, GWBush convinced him to risk his life in Iraq for no damn good reason! Heh.