JOKE: Karl Rove walks into the Oval Office with a HUGE black eye

[Enraged_Ape]

Dubya is sitting at his desk and is shocked. "Turd Blossom! Wheee-oo, what happened to you?"

"Well, Mr. President", Karl says, "I got frustrated. And I called Jeff Gannon a two-bit whore."

"Whoa, Turdy, that's harsh. What happened then?"

"He hit me in the head with a bag of quarters."



Thanks, folks. You're beautiful. I'll be here all week. Enjoy yourselves and be sure to tip the waitresses.