Oasis star fights the flab

[LoZoccolo]

Wildman rocker LIAM GALLAGHER has plunged into an extreme diet and fitness plan in order to get his "lean look" back.

Gallagher, 32, wants to ditch his dumpy physique and look his best when OASIS go on tour and release their new album later this year (05).

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[XNASA]

1. Oh man. Where to start......

How about with his inflated ego. You know, I get a huge charge out of Oasis. I really do. They have provided everyone, not just their adoring fans, with non-stop entertainment for many years. Those two are a hoot.

"Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it." --- Liam Gallagher

[miss_kitty]

2. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!

"He says, "I had a top bod at one point. But the years of being a dad have made it harder to keep the lean look. Can you get me it back?"

It had nothing to do with eating more calories than you were burning, eh? Ahahahahaha. Never dropped the weight after the pregnancies?

That is the lamest excuse I've seen for turning into a fatass. Thanks for the laugh!
:hi:

[LoZoccolo]

3. I think there are several ways this is possible.

Perhaps the amount of time he has to spend being a parent brings with it a tendency toward convenience food, which is generally not as good for you, or he may also not have much time to exercise.

John Lennon also wasn't the skinniest guy, either.

[miss_kitty]

4. Stop it I. Can't. Breathe.

you mean he couldn't HIRE a Chef to cook convenient healthy meals? Like my friends who make a lot of money (But less than him)?

Oh that still slays me. These same friends work 80 or so hours a week and manage to pack in a shitload of exercise. They are some of the buffest people I know.

Face it. He's Fat because calorie intake > calorie burnoff. :7 In other words, he eats too much, then lays around.

I don't recall Lennon blaming being fat on fatherhood, either! :)

[LoZoccolo]

5. When you're on the road, sometimes all you can eat are Mars bars.

The chef can't follow him around all day asking if he is hungry. It would cramp his style, for one.

[miss_kitty]

12. Actually, I have seen some gossipy stories on bands that have chefs

that tour with them. Anyway, he said it was BEING A DAD that made him fat. Not touring. I've given you the fat making equation already. I'm still ROTFLMAO over his 'reason' for getting his tub on.

[JVS]

6. This thread is useless without pics!

[johnnie]

7. Without pics?

That's all?

[JVS]

8. We need to see chunky Liam!

[johnnie]

9. Here's one

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

10. Paul McCartney is a load

Broke 250 recently. I could kick his fat, no-talent ass.

[LoZoccolo]

11. He has also become a symbol for censorship.

Last year it was Janet Jackson and her boobie sun.

This year it was Paul McCartney and I didn't even watch. Did he perform "Silly Love Songs" or "Let 'Em In"?

[mwb970]

14. It's kind of sad to see him now...

As usual, John did it right.

[mwb970]

13. I don't know what to think of them...

But some of their anthemic type songs are like, really BIG sounding. You know?

[LoZoccolo]

15. Yes, every single they released from /Morning Glory/ was a "Hey Jude".

The Beatles only had one "Hey Jude".

[progmom]

16. .