The eternal Beach Boys question

[jpgray]

If Mike Love holds a Beach Boys "concert" and no one is around to hear it, is he still a fuckwit?

[Squeech]

1. Yup

But I betcha he levitates, *if* there aren't any witnesses.

[Wat_Tyler]

2. Love Will Tear Them Apart.

Love, Love will keep us together, even though no-one comes to our shows, they think we're a farce, still he's on.
Love, Love will keep us together, even though he only wrote the words to 'Do It Again', he'll still tour the band.

[Wat_Tyler]

3. Love Hurts.

Love Hurts.
Small Dogs
With A
Big Stick..

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. How that guy can suck in his stomach and thrust out his chest

and sing "fun fun fun" for two hours is a miracle. However, he does sort of slowly shuffle around the stage like a corpse.

[jdots]

5. here is another Bitch Boy question

how come some white trash cretins from Orange County could rip off some Chuck Berry riffs ,write crappy lryics and sing like the Lettermen and become stars ? jeez Brian was looking good at the grammys wasn't he ?

[jpgray]

6. I didn't watch the Grammys

But it's pretty hard to write a great vocal melody, and Brian's written many of them.