HELP - - I've just been to Walmart and...

[progressoid]

My IQ has dropped 17%, I have an urge to watch "WWE Smackdown", and I think I might become a Republican.

[bif]

1. Ever play the Wal-Mart Game?

http://www.thewvsr.com/TheWVSRgame.htm

[progressoid]

5. That's pretty good! But I don't think I can stand another 30 minutes

there.

The list is great though!
...
-Corn chip toenails
-Creeping crud
-DT's
-Elephantiasis...

[bif]

8. I've only been in one

A long time ago in Vermont. It was the one the whole state protested. It's in an old, dumpy K-Mart. It was late at night and I was looking for beer. When I found out they don't carry beer, I'vowed never to step foot in another one. And I haven't.

[maxsolomon]

2. Every time you go to Walmart

God kills a small business.

[progressoid]

4. It wasn't my idea - my MOTHER-IN-LAW made me!

I avoid that place like the plague

[Deep13]

3. Not Sprawlmart!

Let's all gather 'round and sing Lee Greenwood songs.
:puke:

[jmowreader]

7. What you mean, Lee Greenwood SONGS?

I was under the impression there was only one Lee Greenwood song--the 92-Minute Double-Extended Disco Version of "God Bless the USA."

[meisje]

6. Did you grow a tail?

I think evolution begins to reverse itself when you enter a Walmart.

[progressoid]

9. Yes! I de-evolved.

I'm going to watch "The Meaning of Life"during lunch to reverse the effects. Lets hope it works.