Who's the least interesting person you ever met?

[Magrittes Pipe]

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

1. My 7th grade english teacher

Bor-ing, talked like Mr. Mackey, mmmmmkay, god that nearly had me hating english.

[jpgray]

2. It's convenient that you're the one asking (nt)

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. It had to be done.

I thought I was as good a choice as anyone.

[JohnKleeb]

4. nah youre related to Mrs. Robinson Version 1.20

Thats pretty interesting, I just hope she doesnt cheat on villi with a kid. God I am going to hell for that one.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Only by marriage.

And both my great aunt and her husband are dead. So we're really not related.

[JohnKleeb]

11. So I still consider myself Ukrainian and Black

even though thats only by marriage :D. kidding about that really even though that is true.

[Burma Jones]

5. I don't remember......................n/t

[XNASA]

7. Some guy.

[AlCzervik]

8. My neighbors-least interesting people i've met with 0 sense of humor

[terrya]

9. The woman living in my apartment building.

zzzzzzzzz

[XNASA]

12. Is there only one woman living in your apartment building?

If so, I mean....."WHAT is wrong with her?!?"

[terrya]

13. There is...but it's THAT woman.

SHE'S just so...uninteresting.

[XNASA]

14. It's just that, only one woman in an apartment building full of men...

It could be a sitcom. Yet....she's ruining it by being so dull.

What would make a good sitcom, would be if a hetro male separates from his suburban wife and decides to get a place back in to the city and unknowingly he moves into an apartment building full of gay men.

And all the while, he loves his new environment...the parties, the dinners, etc...but is oblivious to his whereabouts.

I think I'm on to something.

[JohnKleeb]

15. Dude lemme help you write that

I am a hetero male with no sense of gays(no gay dar simply said, I cant help it but I love having no gaydar), I had no idea when I was in Dupont Circle last week that this was the gay part of DC. Really great idea.

[XNASA]

18. *snort*

Do you keep a journal?

[JohnKleeb]

20. Sort of yeah

I swear to you, I was on a political science trip down to DC the other day, and it was at a thinktank in Dupont, I had no idea we were in the gay part of town, even though I saw the rainbow flags. I think you found your actor for this role even though I can't act :(.

[terrya]

21. I think you are on to something!

That would be a cute premise. The guy would have to be as dumb as a box of rocks (TRULY clueless), but it would make a funny show. I'd be for it. :-)

Sorry I didn't reply to this earlier" *$#%#$ work intruded (but I shouldn't complain, I guess. )

T

[XNASA]

22. Only clueless when it comes to sexuallity.

Which is why his marriage isn't working. It all fits quite nicely.

Or...he is gay, he just doesn't realize it, which is why he can't tell that all the other men in the building are gay. He likes them, they like him, he fits in...but he doesn't know he's gay, so he doesn't realize that his neighbors are either.

All he knows is.......he's happy.

Hilarious.

[JohnKleeb]

24. Sounds interesting

[terrya]

26. Yeah...that angle can work, also. Pitch the idea to Comedy Central.

DON'T take it to Fox. God knows what kind of crap would result if Fox got a hold of it.

The "he might be gay but he doesn't realize it" works, also. And quite plausible.

[JohnKleeb]

25. Terry I truly am that dumb

:), believe me man, I am proud to say though that I stood up for gay marriage and gay adoption in school yesterday, got a few claps for it.

[redqueen]

10. This engineer named Mike.

I felt for the guy... people at the office used to all but run from him, no lie.

[MrModerate]

16. Well, I dunno . . . hmm . . . I'm thinking . . . Yeah: It's YOU

Sorry, couldn't resist. Don't think I'll be the only one unable to resist, so that lowers my guilt level.

[VOX]

17. You wouldn't know him.

:evilgrin:

[Worst Username Ever]

19. My friend's sister and her husband.

They just... have nothing... to say.

[MissMillie]

23. Stopthe Morans

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

27. heh.

I went on a date once with someone who would not stop talking about himself :boring:

[bettyellen]

28. Alan from Auckland.

I dated this fella who was on his walkabout, he had just spent 10 months travelling in Asia and all over the contintal USA. You'd think he would have one anecdote, but noooo. I never found out one single thing about his travels that I couldn't have read in Fodors.
He was however a dead ringer for Robert Redford, and a terribly nice guy.

[drumwolf]

29. Most of the customers every day at my job

I work at Tower Records.

[Merrick]

30. Kevin the computer guy

a guy I used to work with. The only things he'd talk about were cars and computers and occassionally some kind of limited time offer for items being sold at a discounted price on the internet.

a close second would be the little mouse boy who lives in the apartment next to me who never seems to go anywhere (unless he's just always at home the exact times I am by some extraordinary coincidence), spends half his life turning his sink off and on, and used to come over and complain about any stereo noise exceeding the sound of a laundry being folded until I suggested he move somewhere a bit quieter - like Breakers down the street (its an old folks home).

come to think of it, I'd like to switch those two around.

[yellowdogintexas]

31. too many to list... couldn't begin to list the uninteresting

people I have met in the last 56 years.

this coming from a person who can talk to a post and get an answer back.

don't mean to sound mean, but I worry sometimes about people who just can't seem to get how to keep a conversation going...mostly about the hell they must have lived in as children to make them so conversationally challenged.

Now lots of people probably think I am boring, but I do know how to tell a funny story now and then, and once in a while I do get off a pretty good zinger or two.