I went and saw a prostitute today- dont tell the wife

[commander bunnypants]

made you look. She is a professional client of mine. Wait that sounds bad. I am her social worker. She got caught and went to jail for a month. Just making sure she is ok...

:)

CB

[sniffa]

1. i was gonna say

i hope you used the usuaL tricks to get some freebees.

[demnan]

2. Does she have a press pass to the White House?

n/t

[crispini]

6. LOL! nt

[Maat]

3. Turkey!

When I was a social worker, my favorite thing to do was to call up his company. The receptionist would answer (she was sweet), and I would say, "Tell MB I'm in jail."

I, technically, was - but, luckily, I was walking down the halls with a key in my hand, looking for the 'lawyer room.' I'd sit down in a chair in front of a big bulletproof glass, with bars behind it. My client would show up on the other side. And I'd have to use that little slot at the bottom, so that they could sign a medical consent or whatever.


Anyway, I had great fun calling from the jail. 'Cept one time, MB was in a meeting, and he was quietly told that his wife was 'in jail.' So, he burst out laughing (he knew), and told the astonished receptionist that he didn't care, 'What was her message?' His team members laughed - they knew. She didn't know what was so funny - until they told her. Then I was in trouble with her. It was funny.

[giant_robot]

4. Just as long as you don't need the kind of love that only

a man named "Bulldog" can give. Don't give in to the love that dare not speak its name!

[11 Bravo]

5. I assumed you had been hanging around a Fox News studio.

n/t