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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:35 PM
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MAN! I JUST SAW THE MOST INSANE THING!
Edited on Wed Feb-16-05 03:35 PM by Wat_Tyler
So, I'm on my lunch break from work, walking back from Subway (6" Veggie - $2.59, plus a drink), when suddenly this enormous alien spaceship appears from out of nowhere and Chuck Norris jumps out wielding the severed head of Corey Feldman screaming 'CROCODILOS! CROCODILOS!'. Naturally my instinct was to thwart his evil plans, so I fought Chuck's army of killer cyborgs, chopped Chuck's head off with my fist and successfully closed the portal to hell. I knew I should've made a pack lunch.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:36 PM
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1. Meh. That happened to me last week.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:38 PM
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6. You fucking liar
I have it on good authority that you have never ordered a veggie sub.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:42 PM
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12. Alright, it was roast beef.
But it triggered the same reaction.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:40 PM
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10. Yeah. You'd think he'd learn.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:42 PM
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11. That Chuck's persistent.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:36 PM
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2. This story is missing the witty one-liners you were no doubt dispensing
x(
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:40 PM
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9. ...and I looked shit hot.
Thanks to all the working-out I've been doing.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:37 PM
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3. Good thing the Oompa Loompas were watching your back.
:thumbsup:
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:37 PM
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5. Heh
:D
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:37 PM
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4. Man...I want some of the fresh herbs you got on that sammich' n/t
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:39 PM
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7. THAT IS INSANE!
A 6" sub for $2.59!?
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shawcomm Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:40 PM
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8. You're making that up.
No one eats a veggie sub.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:42 PM
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13. Weak.... This is the most insane thing.... period
You were warned.

www.timecube.com
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:46 PM
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14. So you had the PsycheDELIc Sub?
:D
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dean_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 03:50 PM
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15. You ordered the sub with extra mushrooms I take it?
Ah, I got nothin'.
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Wat_Tyler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 09:12 PM
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16. Are you people mocking my experience?
:mad:
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