ARGH! My FReeper neighbor shot out my *@#% tires!!!!

[Beware the Beast Man]

So I have this new neighbor, who is a major fundie freeper redneck asshole. I was shoveling snow this morning, and I accidentally hit the tire of his honking big Ford pickup (with about 10 "W" stickers on it)with the shovel. He comes out and starts yelling at me about messing up his ride. I calmly told him that it was a mistake, and he's all like "you freeloading liberal asshole! You're just jealous of my truck because I worked for it and all you want our handouts," etc etc. So I head back into the house. I come out a few hours later and all my fucking tires are SHOT OUT. So much for "compassionate conservatism." :eyes: I swear, I should have beaten him with the shovel when I had the chance. :grr: :grr:
:grr:



on edit- PSYCH!!!!!! I don't have a Freeper neighbor. This was a reflex test.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. Call the cops

And press charges-to the hilt.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. Call the cops.

Tell them your life was threatened for an added bonus. Don't put up with his bullshit at all.

[dhinojosa]

3. Call the cops, press charges

[dhinojosa]

4. TAKE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!OF EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trumad]

8. Uhhh... do we even need to offer you this advice?

It's kind of a no brainer dontcha think?

[dhinojosa]

27. Actually you'd be surprised how dumb one gets when assaulted or violated

Common sense escapes you after bad stuff happens to you like that.

[Richardo]

5. Chicken shit chicken hawk.

Had to do to behind your back. :mad:

[Momgonepostal]

6. Are you going to report him?

I know they probably can't do anything without proof, but I'd report him as a way to document. He sounds like a real creep.

[latebloomer]

7. What a sick bastard!

And he carries a gun? Protect yourself!!

[7th_Sephiroth]

9. press charges

say he pulled the gun on you too, go for the max

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

14. That's what I say!

Take no prisoners! Tell them your life was threatened. Get a restraining order against him. Then if he does anything else, he can say hello to his new roommate "Bubba".

[LynzM]

10. wow, talk about over-reacting...

Him, not you!! You hit his tire with a shovel... I assume that means you were being nice and shoveling an area he will have to drive in? What an ass. Call the cops, I agree. Destruction of your property (especially if you didn't actually harm his truck at all) most definitely should be reported, and repaid.

[ElectroPrincess]

25. And I know this might be taken as candy a**ed advice but

if you are renting, MOVE! I grew up in the Midwest among right wing libertarians so I know what I'm talking about here. Once you tweak a Right Winger with guns, even if you're armed to the hilt yourself, it's best to get out of his sites.

It's not being chicksh*t to move elsewhere and leave no forwarding address. Instead it's a healthy reaction to an insane and potentially violent individuals.

Sure you can do all you wish with pressing charges, but these boys have friends who are also well armed.

I don't know why but my right wing family still claim that they love me albeit I'm an unabashed bleeding heart Liberal. However, I've made it clear that I consider many of them politically insane.

Gun totin' picky-up drivin' Right Wingers bring hatred and revenge seeking to a whole new level. Any thoughtful human being would not wish to be anywhere near these nut-cases when they completely "lose their grip" on reality.

[demnan]

11. Oh God

It's horrible to have feuds with the neighbors but I believe you should call the police. This guy should pay for the damages done to your property. Republicans should respect other people's property, shouldn't they?

[Metatron]

12. I also think you should call the cops. Or, call Homeland Security.

He sounds like a potential terrorist to me. :evilfrown:

[WMliberal]

17. oooh, I like the Homeland security idea!!!

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[Lavender Brown]

13. Oh my God!

:scared:

[name not needed]

15. Get a fucking shotgun.

Learn how to use it. Oh, and call the cops too.

[WMliberal]

16. hahahaha. The tard just bought himself a criminal record

Discharging of Firearm in Public. Vandalism. Destruction of Property.

Easy civil suit potential.

The BEST part is, his name will be flagged whenever he goes to buy a gun again. No more guns for that big baby.

[The Blue Flower]

18. a danger to the neighborhood

If he uses a fire arm for such a small thing, he's a danger to the entire neighborhood. Who knows what would set him off next and how much harm he might do? Sounds mentally unbalanced. Definitely call the cops and come down HARD on him.

[dolo amber]

19. I smell doo-doo

Of the bull variety. x(

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. Are you calling me a liar?

Last week he shot out my windows and stole my wife!!! :cry:

[dolo amber]

22. He told me next week

it's your dog and your record collection... :scared:

[MrScorpio]

21. Have you called the cops yet?

We need an update

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. I already called the cops,

but the black helicopters stopped them from doing anything. I'm so upset!

[ElectroPrincess]

39. Oh you jerk! Our empathy is wasted on you. :P

[Lady Freedom]

23. Don't that really tick you off when that happens?

I got hit in the head once buy a 4 year old because he overheard his parents. Since I do not agree with Bush and the Iraq war the kid though I hated soldiers.
He yell "YOU hate GI Joe!" And hits the back of my head with a medium sized rock.
All I can say is call the cops. We don't have to take this abuse because of our beliefs!!!

Edit> due to spelling (something you won't see on FR)

[mongo]

26. After you call the cops AND get a restraining order

put a big sign in your front yard to let all your neighbors know about the incident and warning them about this guy.

That'll piss him off.

Sorry you have to go through this shit. I used to have these redneck neighbors who would steal the bulbs out of my porchlight, didn't have trash service so they had a mountain of trash bags in their yard, and locked the kids (4 and 3?) on the front porch while they smoked crack inside. The house is condemmed now.

[Lavender Brown]

28. LOL

I'm so gullible. :silly:

[Beware the Beast Man]

30. I'm just testing people's knee-jerk reaction.

Something I've been seeing a lot of around here. A number of you gave some very rational answers. Good work, and sorry for the ruse.

[Misunderestimator]

31. It would be a better test to post the same sort of thread as a newbie...

A lot of the knee-jerk reaction is based on you being known... just a thought ;)

[Beware the Beast Man]

38. I don't know about the knee, but it's pretty evident I'm a jerk!

[Misunderestimator]

42. LOL ... nah... you're not a jerk.

[ElectroPrincess]

41. Hey, I know people who would of done that with even less provocation

So you really had me going there ... bad Beastie Boy!

You're lucky that I have a good sense of humor and can laugh at being gullible to such pranks. :dunce:

[Richardo]

29. Oooooo. Here. You'll need this shortly.

[Lavender Brown]

34. I say we put him in a dunking booth

:spank: Beast Man

[Beware the Beast Man]

37. hehehehe!

You guys are good sports! :hi:

[Bunny]

43. Hi LB! This is off-topic, but is that water in the dunking booth?

Cause if it is, that is some NASTY looking water! :)

[Lavender Brown]

44. I googled for the pic, so I don't know the story

but I did go with this one specifically because of the brown water. :7

[Bunny]

46. Gadzooks, that is foul!

:scared:

[Lavender Brown]

48. Hehehehe...

the weird thing is, it was from some local politician's website... it's a photo from a campaign event of some kind.

[Susang]

32. LOL

Stop, you're killing me. What do you do for an encore? :D

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35. The chemtrails are making people act strange these days.

:tinfoilhat:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

36. Shoot his shovel!

[Floogeldy]

40. Pour a five pound bag of sugar in his gas tank!

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[MsAnthropy]

45. You're mean

:evilgrin:

[arwalden]

47. Here's What Ya Do... Shoot His Cat!

And if it lives... as soon as he brings it home from the vet and lets it outside to go play... shoot it again!

[sakabatou]

49. Call the cops

Charges: Destruction of property, tresspassing (?), and illegal use of a fire arm.