SKINNER GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK JUST NOW

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

With that donation drive email! I thought I was in trouble :scared:

[trof]

1. You are.

Message to follow.
Be very afraid.

[Bunny]

2. I heard about these e-mails earlier, and I've been pouting

all day because he didn't send ME one! :(

[bigwillq]

7. I didn't get one either!

But I did get a response from Skinner via PM from a question I had asked him a few days ago!

SKINNER--:yourock:

[Robb]

3. You think that's creepy...

...he showed up, cap in hand, drunk one night at my house with Grovelbot in tow.

I didn't like the way that 'bot was looking at my kneecaps, so I forked over some cash. :silly:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

4. WHOA

Grovelbot came to your house and you didn't take advantage of him?
:shock:

[trof]

5. Did he mention...um..."dingbat"?

'Cause that's the killer.

[Califooyah Operative]

13. hah

[JohnKleeb]

6. Happens to me all the time during these

[Placebo]

8. I was so excited...

thinking maybe I was selected for some special suicide mission on behalf of DU across enemy lines, or given some special duty...but no, I just had to fork over my CC#...darn.

[vpigrad]

9. LOL

I had the same feeling. I usually only get those after some idiot whines about a post I made.

[name not needed]

10. Grovelbot showed up in my house at 3 AM!

Consider yourself lucky!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

12. He just wants your body

AND YOUR MONEY

[name not needed]

14. eeeew robot sodomy

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

15. LOCKING

no sex threads!!!

[JohnKleeb]

16. so you are modding after all

Hail Granny Maggie, only a month older than me.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

17. You two are going to time-out!

:throws cane:

[JohnKleeb]

18. Damnit be careful next time

and I thought you liked me acknowledging that you are my elder ma'am.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

19. JOHN H KLEEB

TEN MINUTES IN THE CORNER WITH THE DUNCE CAP

NOW

[name not needed]

24. kinky

[JohnKleeb]

26. aye

indeed.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

27. that it is

since you're joining him.

TWENTY MINUTES FOR YOU

WITH ANOTHER DUNCE CAP

[JohnKleeb]

28. Are we allowed to eat chicken in the corner Miss Margaret?

[name not needed]

29. im already eating chicken

[JohnKleeb]

30. excellent

I smuggled some fried chicken in.

[name not needed]

31. fried?

lucky bastard

[JohnKleeb]

32. I am southern, what did you expect?

[JohnKleeb]

25. Oh come on Miss Margaret

Thats no fair.

[name not needed]

20. *throws shoe*

[tigereye]

21. I had the same reaction, Left

we must have guilty consciences. ;)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

23. hah

Hey, I keep a low profile...

I haven't said anything controversial since the Hydrox vs. Oreos incident with ZombyWoof. ;)

Well, maybe I have :D

[Flaxbee]

11. me too, had that letter waiting for me...

I'm just waiting for one credit card to cycle over on Friday and then it'll be next month's charge! Magic!

[Misunderestimator]

22. I had the same reaction this afternoon....

:)

[DU GrovelBot]

33. ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ##

==================
GROVELBOT.EXE v3.0
==================



This week is our first quarter 2005 fund drive. Democratic
Underground is a completely independent website. We depend almost entirely
on donations from our members to cover our costs. Thank you so much for
your support.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

38. GROVEL BOT I LOVE YOU

Please please marry me

[Hatalles]

44. Y'know, Jose Canseco was #33 too.

Just thought I'd throw that out there for no apparent reason whatsoever.

[KitchenWitch]

34. Skinner doesn't love me

:cry:

just kidding, just did not get the email. But I donated really recently, so maybe that is why...

[deadparrot]

35. It freaked me out, too...

I tried to think of something I had posted that was inapropriate...

[Zomby Woof]

36. I got one last night

But I wasn't scared because it said "Dear" in the subject line. If he was sending you a warning (and what the hell could YOU do to get a warning, Maggie? :-) ), he wouldn't say "Dear". :D

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

37. I just thought he was being formal + official

:D

haha

[Zomby Woof]

39. Well, STILL

When have you ever broken the rules? :D (Not counting that one time you flamed me for Hydrox, green NyQuil, and Ovaltine!) ;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

40. Dude

remember that time I got banned?

YEAH I'M A BADASS. :D

[JohnKleeb]

42. Yeah I am afraid of you

you've corrupted me a couple times.

[Zomby Woof]

43. OH YEAH!

But that was long ago, and it was not for the usual reason.

If I didn't love ya, I would ask you get banned for slamming Holy Green NyQuil. :D

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

45. You should've alerted on that thread

It would have at least made Skinner laugh :D

[redsoxliberal]

41. he took my thumb!