My son was called "Cheez Wiz" at school today.

[Maddy McCall]

He's homeschooled. I called him a big lump of "Cheez Wiz" when he refused to do his fractions.

:silly:

(By the way, there's a complimentary thread in GD. I doubt mine will reach 357 posts, though. :( )

[AlCzervik]

1. you know Velveeta can be much more cutting.

[Maddy McCall]

8. Yes...

"Processed cheese food product." I couldn't stoop that low, though. :(

[sasquatch]

2. Why do you homeschool?

[Maddy McCall]

6. Because I am tired of calling the dog "Cheez Wiz"

[Huckebein the Raven]

3. What kind of Cheez Whiz ?

[Maddy McCall]

5. I insinuated Jalepeno.

He was destroyed. :(

[AlCzervik]

9. thats pretty tough, velveeta in hindsight seems kind.

[Bunny]

4. All you need is a Ritz "cracker" for that cheez whiz, and you'd

have a real barn-burner going!!

:silly:

[Maddy McCall]

7. LOL!

:hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. You're damaging that boy!

Stick him back in the Mississippi school system where he will be safe from his abusive ad hominem attack addicted mother :evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

11. Just wait...

tomorrow I'm going to turn on the AC so that I can call him "Redneckcicle." :hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. snicker

I'm waiting to get jumped for that one....it could happen

[Book Lover]

13. But the big question is...

Did he start doing his fractions?

[Maddy McCall]

14. Grudgingly.

:-)