Dare or Dare - I'm ready to try this again. I've got some office dares in

[JimmyJazz]

mind - no invoking the chicken shit rule either! If you sign on, I want results posted tomorrow!

[yvr girl]

I've been roughed up a little, be kind. But DARE.

[JimmyJazz]

2. Do you work in an office?

[yvr girl]

5. I do not

[JimmyJazz]

7. Crud - then you have to go into General Discussion and post:

"Did you hear that? Nevermind. It's gone now." - Good luck and we want links :7

[yvr girl]

9. Your dare is my command...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3126504

I even added my own little touch.

[progmom]

67. .

:loveya:

[progmom]

69. .

:loveya:

[miss_kitty]

1. no dares for me

gotta study-hey-dare me to study!

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. I dare you to study!

:P

[miss_kitty]

10. I think I will!

that IS a double dog dare, isn't it?

:P

[RagingInMiami]

3. Oh, well, I guess I'll take a dare

[JimmyJazz]

4. End every sentence with "mon." Use a really bad Jamaican accent.

I've missed you, luv - you haven't been around so much :toast:

[RagingInMiami]

6. No problem, mon

I've been busy with school and I've also been cheating on DU by hanging out on another site. Mon

[Cadence]

20. I was wondering what was going on with you!

You were cheating on me?? I didn't even think of that as a possiblity! I feel so betrayed. So who is she? What is this other site that you speak of??

[progmom]

11. I'm game, JJ

Hit me.

[JimmyJazz]

12. You chickened out of the last one -- I need reassurance

this time around :P

[progmom]

13. Um. I promise that I will do your dare.

Or at least lie about it convincingly.

[JimmyJazz]

14. I don't believe you! Therefore, I give you the ultimate dare:

Do this:

[progmom]

15. I knew you were going to dare me to do that

Which is why I already went ahead and did that an posted the picture here:

[JimmyJazz]

16. It's my favorite! But, you haven't done it yet - you only

posted a silly pic, Bob. :D

[progmom]

17. No JJ

I did that ages ago. That's my coworker's cube. I did it to impress you - way before I even knew you. And I posted that picture on that site so that you would find it.

So see - I already did your dare! :silly:

[JimmyJazz]

18. I don't think so prog/al borland

:P

[progmom]

57. who you calling al borland?

:mad:

[pres2032]

19. hit me, dare!

[JimmyJazz]

21. office or DU?

[pres2032]

22. DU

[pres2032]

27. i'm waiting....

i wanna cause mischief! :D

[JimmyJazz]

28. Go into GD and Post the following: "Shut up, dammit - I'll cut your

mike, cut his mike!" Bonus points if you add:

[pres2032]

30. sounds like fun, i'll be back!

[pres2032]

37. here ya go:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3127005#3127037

[pres2032]

47. here's another one

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3126924#3127087

[Cadence]

48. LMAO! That is so funny! n/t

[progmom]

59. fuckin hell, pres

i couldn't breathe for a minute, I was laughing so hard.

...and now my husband knows I'm not just catching up on work...!

[pres2032]

66. hehe, my job here is done then!

[BigMcLargehuge]

23. alright, lay it on me oh mistress of the dares

:)

[JimmyJazz]

25. It's About Time! Only now, you aren't a mod, so I have to

rethink my strategy! BTW - I thought you'd be off thinking of obscure Clash questions to ask me Right About Now (Fat Boy Slim)!

Okay, Sir BigMcLargeHuge: Enter into a GD flame war (you know how I love these) involving a person of the female persuasion and post a picture of Zoro (is that with one "r" or two) Anyway: Make a reference to rescuing them before swooping off on your next adventure --- Please, post a link :P

[BigMcLargehuge]

26. I'm searching for a suitable inferno now

but so far it's pretty tame in GD... Did someone lob a leaky canister of Nitrous over the fence or something?

[JimmyJazz]

29. I think they've all been Gannonized or something.

:silly: But, try harder....

[BigMcLargehuge]

31. LOL, I may not find one today

if that's the case I'll post the link in the lounge when I do find a suitable damsel to rescue

[JimmyJazz]

35. I don't think so, Zorro - are you invoking subsection 6, part c -

otherwise known as the "chickenshit" rule - because it's not flying in this house!

[BigMcLargehuge]

36. I call your attention to the "feeding the new baby clause"

which, as stated, trumps the chickenshit rule and allows for a delay of dare completion to a time when first priority is not the new baby.

[JimmyJazz]

39. .

:boring:

Been there, done that. I call chickenshit. :P

[BigMcLargehuge]

41. LOL

you drive a hard bargain

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3118323&mesg_id=3127052

on edit: stupid forms autocomplete...

[JimmyJazz]

44. It's such a large thread, I can't even find you! Who did you save?

Name Removed? Good thing - he/she needed to be rescued! :P

[Cadence]

45. sweetums

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

50. lol - keep it up darling!

that's too funny. :toast:

[Cadence]

51. I fixed it.

I think that's what you meant in the first place.

[progmom]

73. .

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

49. I don't think she noticed that you came to her rescue. I'm sorry. I would

have noticed. Maybe it's because you're nekkid? :shrug: But, in any event, I :loveya: and will you come save me?

[BigMcLargehuge]

52. but of course, and for you I'll don my other hero garb

[Cadence]

53. sweetums

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

54. Oh crud - I don't know who that is - but when I was a kid

I really dug Ultraman :shrug: Do you still lurve me?

[BigMcLargehuge]

55. of course I do

:)

[JimmyJazz]

56. No - I mean slightly less than your complete collection

of McDonalds Jelly/Jam glasses including Mayor McCheese and the Hamburglar....but slightly more than your Underdog underoos. :P

[BigMcLargehuge]

63. well, my Underdog Underoos have seen better days

[JimmyJazz]

64. that's okay

sweetums :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

60. .

:loveya:

[progmom]

61. sweetums!

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

58. .

:loveya:

[Cadence]

40. sweetums

:loveya:

[progmom]

68. .

:loveya:

[Cadence]

24. Dare! Dare! I'll take one.

But I already speak in a bad Jamaican accent and end every sentence with "mon" that's just normal.. so it has to be something else! :*

[JimmyJazz]

33. You have a star. Search on BigMcLargeHuge --

Everytime he posts - post :loveya: sweetums - afterward!

Good luck keeping up!

[DU GrovelBot]

32. ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ##

==================
GROVELBOT.EXE v3.0
==================



This week is our first quarter 2005 fund drive. Democratic
Underground is a completely independent website. We depend almost entirely
on donations from our members to cover our costs. Thank you so much for
your support.

[JimmyJazz]

34. Fuck Rim Job - I already donated

[qnr]

38. Well, my "office" is volunteering at a holy roller food bank,

but I won't be in there for a few days.

[JimmyJazz]

42. and how is it that you would like me to intervene?

You could walk around with your keyboard in hand and ask, "do you wanna trade?" - but, I don't know how that will help your cause!

[qnr]

43. Just wanted to see what your talented mind would come up with

as a dare for an atheist that works in such a place.

[JimmyJazz]

46. ouch - I hope I didn't disappoint - If I did, BigMcLargeHuge will

be here shortly to save the day! - So, have no fear!

[progmom]

62. .

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

65. * snarf*

I can't breathe....

On edit: I just fuckin' snorted....

[progmom]

70. .

[JimmyJazz]

71. In the name of love....

before you break my heart...think it o-o-ver...

[progmom]

72. .