Q: What's appropriate attire for meeting a freeper?

[NightTrain]

A: A clean bowling shirt. :P

[illini]

1. No a clean brown shirt if you want to blend in.

nt

[NightTrain]

3. No, no. I'm talking about your run-of-the-mill freeper. You'd save the...

...brown shirt for the RNC Convention!

[Aristus]

2. Brass knuckles.

n/t

[blueknight]

4. kahki's and a blue shirt

it is the standard for repugs

[tekriter]

9. Hey - that's what I wore to work today!

You callin' me a freeper!!??

I'll kick your EN-TIRE ass!

[Catshrink]

5. A yellow rain slicker

yellow to symbolize their chickenshitness

rain slicker to fend off the bull shit they spew

[BattyDem]

6. A Hazmat suit!

:P

[sakabatou]

7. Thong undies and that v-neck you haven't washed in a year.

[livinginphotographs]

8. Just dress like this guy...

The height of fashion...

[MissB]

10. Wow. Talk about wearing your patriotism on your sleeve

Isn't that desecrating the flag?

[Lautremont]

12. I can easily imagine an army of these guys coming at me

scowling, waving their guns, pulling their credit cards out of their stars-'n'-stripes fanny packs...

[Merope215]

17. "You think anyone's gonna want a roundhouse kick

to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Fuggedaboudit!"

anyone else seen Napoleon Dynamite? This picture always reminds me of Rex. :shrug:

[MissMarple]

19. That is obscene. Cover your eyes, kids.

That man belongs in a sanitarium. Well, that's what we used to say. However, I think the sentiment still holds.

[johnnie]

11. Toby Keith tour shirt

Or Rolex and tighty whities only.

[WMliberal]

13. did you know he's actually a registered Dem?

:shrug: My eyes almost popped out of my head when I found out. I'm too tipsy to remember where I saw it.

[Democrat 4 Ever]

15. Cloves of garlic, a cross, sun lamp and a vial of holy water

And you will still be taking a lot of risks. That should ward off most demons but you are dealing with an especially virulent strain of evil so be careful.

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. Something with

lots of padding. And a bullet proof vest.

[MissMarple]

16. A" beam me up Scotty", communicator.

I'm not kidding.

[Scooter24]

18. I'd wear this...

Maybe not..but the model is sure hot..lol

[jdots]

20. rubber boots to wade thru the bull shit.

a Klan robe .