J*s*s F*ck*ng Chr*st!

[DrWeird]

Y** kn*w wh*t p*ss*s m* *ff? P**pl* wh* *s* *st*r*ks *n th* pl*c* *f l*tt*rs *n c*rt**n w*rds.

* m**n, G*d d*mn! *s th*s th* n*n*t**nth f*ck*ng c*nt*ry? D* th*s* p**ple p*t sk*rts *r**nd th* l*gs *f th**r t*bl*s, l*st th*y *ff*nd s*m*b*dy?

* m**n, * c*n *nd*rst*nd *f th*r*'s *ct**lly sm*ll ch*ldr*n *r**nd, l*k* sp*ll*ng **t ph*n*t*c*lly y**r k*d's b*rthd*y pr*s*nt *f h*/sh* *s w*th*n **rsh*t.

B*t h*ly sh*t. H*w *mm*t*r* d* y** h*v* t* b* t* d* *t *n * c*nv*rs*t**n w*th *d*lts, *nd *xp*ct th*m t* d* *t t**?

[NightTrain]

1. F***in' aay, motherf***er!

[KitchenWitch]

2. I would like to buy a vowel...

[merwin]

3. LOL! Now that would get a lot of money.

[graywarrior]

4. Don't bogart that joint, dude

[Scooter24]

5. L*L

[Heddi]

6. It seems to me you have asterickitis

a 2-week regimen of strong antibiotics could cure that

:-)

[SmileyBoy]

7. What is this, a song on a ClearChannel station??

:D

[Bluebear]

8. f u cn rd ths u cn b a secy nd ern gd py

remember those matchbooks?

[BeatleBoot]

9. Why do I have an urge to play Wheel of Fortune?