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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 11:54 AM
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The Cat Choking on the Canary of all CAPTIONS!!!


W. is just got done saying to his aides: "Gosh. Wonder who leaked Valerie Plame's name to Novak. Gee. I wonder who could it be. Heh, heh."
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 12:02 PM
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1. W. is "reckonin'": "Swallowing goldfish is fun!"
"It reminds me of my frat days. Of course, then it wasn't goldfish. Me and the Skull and Bones brothers used to play this game called 'George Swallows.' They'd pay me five bucks if I drank this liquid out of a paper cup and didn't ask what it was. It was okay. Kinda salty. Fools! I made $350 playing that game, and all they got were Poloroids of me drinking out of a paper cup. I never knew why they found it so funny. Hell, they even posted it on the dorm bulletin board. Everyone thought it was so funny. Man, people love me and I don't know why!"
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sexybomber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 01:28 PM
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5. OMFG that is too funny, in a twisted, demented sort of way
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 01:31 PM
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6. That's Fenris! He doesn't post much, but when he does
you gotta run for the Librium or the barf bag, depending. (He needs professional help. I suggest Orkin.)

(I.e., I liked it too.)
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 11:40 PM
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7. Aw, shucks, Skip!
From Double-Ewes mouth to my ears.:D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 12:12 PM
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2. You got a perty mouf boy
:scared:

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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 01:20 PM
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3. W tries to be funny by talking with his little lips together ...
... hmmm hmmm hmmmm ... hmmmno .... hmleaks ..... hmhere ... hmmmoil can ...
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 01:21 PM
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4. deleted dupe
Edited on Wed Oct-08-03 01:22 PM by cosmicdot
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 12:25 AM
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8. I like eating paste! (n/t)
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 12:41 PM
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9. Can I spit it out now Karl?
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