Signs that your God might be dead* - Democratic Underground

underpants

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Thu Feb-17-05 08:16 AM
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Signs that your God might be dead*

Edited on Thu Feb-17-05 08:17 AM by underpants

You are always two pennies short in the change cup

homocidal maniacs allowed to rule lightning free

Continually chipping for par

These things

Did squirrel die

Your team has a quarterback name "Vinnie"

The river is rising.....fast

Lighter thieves

Jim Rome is taken seriously

you've lost the will to merge

"post season N.I.T. Champions"

you get handed the square nosed shovel

Raining sideways

Trouser tracks

The Air Supply Definitive DVD collection
http://www.airsupply-online.com/history.html

*SNAP* (the rubber glove sound)

The DU Lounge is making sense

Others?

*or other things that suck

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