The Calibrating Crouton of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"Well, if it was a big leak, we could probably find it. But it was just a little leak, right? I mean, Valerie Plame is not a very long name. But if it was a big name like President of the United States George W. Bush, then maybe we could find out who did it. You gotta admit, logic is logic."

[Drifter]

1. I Crrrrush your head ....

Cheers
Drifter

[underpants]

2. (insert vile of panic inducing fake anthrax here)

:bounce:

[skip fox]

3. During a pensive moment, W. is "thinking": "Gee, when I was a kid

I had a little invisible friend, a mouse, who I told all my troubles too, and who whispered in my ear in the middle of dreams and would always say nice things to me when I was afraid. Now, I don't have any friends who I can really talk to without them laughing at me, and I only dream of massive rodents taking a hot, greasy dump on the presidential seal in the Oval Office. Gee. I sure miss it when I was a kid."

[Bossy Monkey]

4. The slowest student in Making The OK Sign class (n/t)

[cosmicdot]

5. W: can anyone do this without bending the joint above the knuckle?

... anyhoo, we talked about stuff ... stuff we can't tell you about ... so, here's the usual stuff that we give you ... homeland security stuff ... yada yada yada ... we talked about there being too many junk lawsuits ... so, it's the people who cause their health costs to go up ... we have to keep repeating this so people will believe it ... we talked about having an energy policy despite the one we secretly adopted in March 2001 ... we talked about economy stuff ... which we're growing by cutting taxes and increasing spending ... yada yada yada ... we talked about leaks that the press covers for ... so, you tell us who is leaking ... a lot of people leak in this city ... speaking of which ... (laughter)

[regularguy]

6. president bush looks visibly saddened after being informed

that Jews don't believe in Jesus Christ. 'Maybe we should cut that Israeli aid afterall' he was overheard muttering.

[sexybomber]

7. Rove: "No, George, you can't have any more cocaine."

W: "Please Uncle Karl? Just a little? Pleeeease? :cry: "

[underpants]

8. W flashes the gang sign for the "Conservative crypts"

or "creeps"" whichever you prefer.

[Zhade]

9. "It's, yes, well, not large, but that's not why I--why we went to war."

NT!

[bushisanidiot]

10. Out of 7million Votes Cast,, 2 million were by "Absentee Ballot"

Did Rove have us cheat again? Oh, maybe just a leeetle. <smirk>

Those militarily guys over in eyerack probably would've really voted for Arnie anyway. <smirksmirk>

[pdx_prog]

11. Honest.....

I was standing next to Bill Clinton at the urinal and the thing wasn't but THAT LONG.....

[bushisanidiot]

12. Sounds Like AWOL To Check Out the Grownups in the Urinal!

I'll bet he's got a mental picture of every guy's wanker just so he'll have a goal to shoot for! Poor little georgie porgie needs a cookie.

[maxanne]

13. "Look, they put so much make-up

on my face to cover the gin blossoms, that it's starting to crack - look at my forehead! Oh, and mah Momma told me this much is six inches. That means mine is 12."

[skip fox]

14. W. is saying: "Well, it's my understanding that it's not the size

of the stick but how you can make it stick, . . . or how you swizzle it . . . or how the shoe fits, . . . or . . . " as the screen of his face goes suddenly, once again blank.

[cosmicdot]

15. W: I think about this much ... what about you Rummy ...

[PurityOfEssence]

16. C'mon Karl, just a short one; I ain't had none since my morning pick-me-up

Say a couple fingers of Beam with a soda back, that ain't gonna hurt nothin'.