My goal? 1,000 replies. Ask anything; hijack at will.

[Beware the Beast Man]

GO!

[shesemsmom]

1. ok

why is it that you want a 1000 post. Would it be ego, or something else?

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Ego, and the satisfaction of seeing a thread with 100 replies.

But mostly ego :D

[shesemsmom]

9. What is you take on the general condition of the world?

and will we survive this??

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. We did it before, we'll be okay.

Worse before better, but we'll be alright.

[shesemsmom]

45. I hold so little hope

that we will be ok

[Beware the Beast Man]

52. If I may wager an opinion-

Take every thing you read here on DU with a grain of salt. While I have little trust in the mainstream media, the internets are no better some days. I try to avoid the alarmists. Trust me. Civilization has seen worse. We'll be okay.

[shesemsmom]

55. Most days I feel the same way

but I worry about firing up the whole world against us. It is just enough to make you nuts if you dwell on it. So I try not ot

[GOPBasher]

355. Or could it be his "id" or superego?

:shrug:

[Sabriel]

3. Here's one from me

Can you tell I'm an indiscriminate joiner?

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Yes.

:kick:

[latebloomer]

4. What's going on with your neighbor?

Speaking of Beast Men.

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. My neighbor doesn't exist. It was an exercise in

knee-jerk reactions. Sorry for the ruse. All my neighbors are nice, except my mailman...

[latebloomer]

17. You cad!!

Fool me once-- won't get fooled again!

[LoZoccolo]

971. I read about it in /Naughty Neighbor/ magazine!

No I didn't.

[hippiechick]

6. Should I buy the expensive tickets

for Bonnaroo, or just the cheapo's ?

www.Bonnaroo.com

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Bonnaroo sounds like a candy bar.

And a most delectable one, at that.

[hippiechick]

49. Heh ... it's a music/arts festival

www.bonnaroo.com


Awesome weekend !

[LoZoccolo]

975. Is it anything like Burning Man?

I don't want to click on the link, just in case there's naked people.

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. I just alterted.

I hate these long-ass threads. :7

[Lilith Velkor]

270. I just farted.

Don't you love those long-ass farts? Or the Silent but Violent ones...

:nuke:

[Reverend_Smitty]

11. Have we ever had a thread with 1000 replies on DU?

I've seen some ones in GD get up into 500's but never 1,000

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. That's what I'm trying to find out.

The largest I've seen was 600 and change.

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. Well God speed!

n/t

[realisticphish]

217. there was a 950 one the other day

but this will make that seem like a mere ATA thread!

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

13. I won't help you reach your childish goal!!!

Wait a minute!! Damnit! I already have!!! :cry:

[Lilith Velkor]

272. Neener, neener,

Nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

:nopity:

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Don't make me invoke the spam filter.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. What?

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Really... how many does it take?

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. 44

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. or 45

[Beware the Beast Man]

22. quite a few, really

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Chek it out: I'm a bot.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

[Beware the Beast Man]

23. Cockbot

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. I'm having a tuna salad sandwich...ask me ANYTHING

[Beware the Beast Man]

26. Just exactly who is Al Hedges?

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Cockbot

[LynzM]

28. With celery?

You gotta have celery, man...

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Celery salt or celery stalks?

Or celery root? A little celeriac could really liven up tuna salad, methinks.

[LynzM]

61. Usually just chopped celery

Mixed into the tuna. Yumm-ay! :)

[El Fuego]

420. What kind of bread?

The bread is important in any discussion of the tuna sandwich.

[Radio_Lady]

98. Know what? My husband think these DU chat rooms are a waste of time!

I told him to be glad I wasn't looking at HARD CORE PORN like he (sometimes) does.

"Everyone to his own taste," she said, as she kissed the cow's ass!

[Debi]

222. What the hell does he know...

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

PORN!!!!!

[Radio_Lady]

273. Yeah, he visits really important web sites, like...

Delta.com
HGVC.com (Hilton Grand Vacation Club)
Hilton.com
BestWestern.com
Alamo.com
Hertz.com
AmericanExpress.com

What the hell does he know?

[GOPBasher]

363. This is more important than hardcore porn.

n/t

[Debi]

381. It takes all kinds

:shrug:

[Wat_Tyler]

29. How's your novel 'Me, Winona and the Exploding Cats' coming along?

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. Cat

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. Cat

[Wat_Tyler]

35. Twat.

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. Wat.

[Wat_Tyler]

39. Rat

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. Scabies

[Wat_Tyler]

44. My Baby Gave Me Rabies.

[Beware the Beast Man]

48. Wavy Gravy

[Magrittes Pipe]

58. ChavezSpeakstheTruth

[Beware the Beast Man]

59. Filthy hippie

[Magrittes Pipe]

60. RandomKoolzip

Thesaurus threads are fun! :bounce:

[Susang]

153. Zip-a-dee-doo-da

Zip-a-dee-ay!

[Wat_Tyler]

172. My-oh-my

It's a wonderful day.

[Debi]

223. Plenty of sunshine....

:hi:

[Wat_Tyler]

249. G'day Debi.

:hi:

[Lilith Velkor]

274. I've fallen in love w/Debby Boone

Hope I get to meet her soon
Anyone got her home phone number?
Life without Debi is a total bummer!

[Beware the Beast Man]

288. She fell in love with the drummer, another and another,

she fell in love...

[Lilith Velkor]

302. It's sad when they spontanously combust.

Look...what you did...to my SHEETS!

[Debi]

382. And Howdy back to you...

I'm humming now :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. Cat

[Wat_Tyler]

40. Twat.

[Lilith Velkor]

275. Clitoris.

[Beware the Beast Man]

34. I'm on Chapter 23: the day Cora rose from the grave.

[Wat_Tyler]

36. How can a tabby who has been exploded across several counties

return from the grave?

[DU GrovelBot]

33. ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ##

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This week is our first quarter 2005 fund drive. Democratic
Underground is a completely independent website. We depend almost entirely
on donations from our members to cover our costs. Thank you so much for
your support.

[Reverend_Smitty]

42. Now grovelbot is contributing to the silliness!

[Wat_Tyler]

46. ## PLEASE SUPPORT BEASTMAN'S REALLY STUPID IDEA!##

[Magrittes Pipe]

62. ## PLEASE SUPPORT WAT TYLER'S PENDULOUS MAN-BOSOMS!##

[redqueen]

68. Oh, how I've missed this insanity!

I think I have a problem.

[Lilith Velkor]

278. I know what the problem is!

You just haven't done enough acid yet. Be patient, these things take time. And effort. And a little tequila.

[LoZoccolo]

Does the Grovelbot post count as one?

I want #1000 so bad!

[WildClarySage]

43. Good luck with it.

[Magrittes Pipe]

47. When I was young

I never needed anyone
And makin' love was just for fun
Those days are gone

Living alone
I think of all the friends I've known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobody's home

All by myself
Don't wanna be all by myself anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live all by myself anymore

Hard to be sure
Some times I feel so insecure
And love so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

All by myself
Don't wanna be all by myself anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live all by myself anymore

[Beware the Beast Man]

50. Ahh, Mentor's own.

You bastard. :grr:

[redqueen]

69. WRONG!

The rooms were so much colder then.
My father was a soldier then.
Times were very hard.
When I was young.

When I was young.

I smoked my first cigarette at ten.
And for girls, I had a bad yen....
I learned quite alot ....
When I was young.

When I was young.....

When I was young it was more important.
Pain more painful, laughter much louder, yeah.

When I was young
I had understanding....
Much more love...
Fear like fearless...yeah.
When I was young.

When I was young.......


I met my first love at thirteen.
She was brown, and I was pretty green.
I learned quite a lot.
When I was young.
When I was young.

instrument interlude.....

When I was young it was more important.
Pain more painful, laughter much louder, yeah.


When I was young
I had understanding
Much more love....
Feel like fearless, yeah....
When I was young...

When I was young.
My life was so much stronger then...
I believed in fellow men.
I was so much older then.
When I was young.
When I was young.

When I was young.
When I was young.


So very, very young....

Life was so much sweeter then....

When I was young.
So very, very young.....

[Magrittes Pipe]

74. But that's a good song.

The one I posted was not.

I like Poison 13's version better than the original, though.

[redqueen]

79. Well yeah, that's why I posted it.

The title was right in your post, but the song was all wrong!

And I love me some Eric Burdon... something about a huge voice coming out of a little guy just drives me mad. :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

83. I have a small voice.

:(

[redqueen]

85. hehehehehe

I SO should not type what I'm thinkin!

[shesemsmom]

51. Have you seen any good concerts lately?

[Beware the Beast Man]

54. I saw a band called Paik on New Year's Eve.

Noisy psychedelic rock. Good show.

[shesemsmom]

56. I like Rock

but only the old stuff

[LoZoccolo]

979. The Darkness!

Rock and roll!

[Az]

53. Can we turn this into a sex thread?

:evilgrin:

[Beware the Beast Man]

57. Only if you're subtle about it.

:hi:

[El Fuego]

649. Need some WOOD???

Hey W said it, not me.

[HereSince1628]

63. Is this your life's ambition??????????

[Beware the Beast Man]

64. No, just a weekend thing.

[HereSince1628]

65. But, BBM, it ain't even FRIDAY, yet!!!!!!!!!!

Did I miss somethings?

[Reverend_Smitty]

66. Kick...

only in the name of science

[Beware the Beast Man]

67. Thank you!

I was getting ready for a :kick:

[miss_kitty]

70. sorry man gotta go to school;

no time to help you out with a reply

[Beware the Beast Man]

72. But you already did.

:hi:

[miss_kitty]

77. yeah. but that was a mistake. I had to tell you why I could not help

It would've been rude not to.

[redqueen]

71. Do you like grilled cheese sandwiches?

I love them!

[Beware the Beast Man]

73. Yes, especially with sliced tomatoes

And a bowl of tomato soup. Mmmmm....

[redqueen]

80. Hmmmm... I'll have to try it with sliced tomatoes.

Sounds delicious!

[pres2032]

75. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer

take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall...

[Lilith Velkor]

279. Stuff the bong, pass it around

Still 98 bottles of beer on the wall...

[Lavender Brown]

76. How is the new baby?

Edit: wait, did you and your wife just have a baby or am I thinking of someone else?

[Beware the Beast Man]

78. Unbeknownst to me, evidently!

That must be somebody else.

[Lavender Brown]

82. Oh I know

I was thinking of McLargeHuge.

[El Fuego]

910. The dingo ate your baby.

[Beware the Beast Man]

81. ##PLEASE SUPPORT CHAVEZSPEAKSTHETRUTH'S 4-BOTTLE A DAY PATCHOULI HABIT##

[Magrittes Pipe]

84. ##PLEASE SUPPORT JPGRAY'S DREAM OF SEEING M.E.S. FRONT THE BEACH BOYS##

edit: Hell, that's my dream, too. :scared:

[Az]

86. ###PLEASE SUPPORT MATCOM'S CLOTHE A BUTT FOUNDATION###

A butt is a terrible thing to waste.

[Magrittes Pipe]

90. ###PLEASE SUPPORT AZ'S WASH A BUTT FOUNDATION###

A butt is a terrible thing to taste.

[name not needed]

523. ##PLEASE SUPPORT AL HEDGES' SHAVE THE WHALES FOUNDATION##

[Az]

87. Wombats

[Lilith Velkor]

280. I used to bullseye wombats in my T-16 back home

They're no bigger than two meters.

[Huckebein the Raven]

489. Use the force

[shesemsmom]

88. only 912 to go

lol:bounce:

[Az]

89. 911 now

Doh!

[Magrittes Pipe]

91. 911? MIHOP! LIHOP! BFEE! MSM! RZA! FUBAR!

[Lilith Velkor]

281. PCP! DVD! BOHICA! IMHO!

[shesemsmom]

92. 910

[Beware the Beast Man]

93. My baby says she driving on the one after 909

[shesemsmom]

94. 908 then

lol

[Beware the Beast Man]

95. Das Kick

:kick:

[Lilith Velkor]

282. Das Ich

is a cool band.

[Huckebein the Raven]

728. Das Boot

is a good movie

[Radio_Lady]

96. Hi Beastie, looks like you made your goal! Congratulations!

[Beware the Beast Man]

97. Not quite. 1,000 not 100.

but thanks! :hi:

[Radio_Lady]

99. So, you've made 1,000 and now you're going for another 100?

I'm confused. Looks like DU gives you credit for 1,000 and then puts a plus + after it.

I'm still stumbling around with just over 100, but there's time until this weekend (when my grandchildren arrive... dum-de-dum... and they'll be with us from Friday to Sunday while their parents cavort at a meeting of some kind. That's what they told us!

[Beware the Beast Man]

100. Oh I see. I have over 6,000 posts total, but,

I am striving for a thread with over 1,000 responses.

[Radio_Lady]

102. Oh, I understand. Would DU show such a thread? Or would it get ...

bounced into the archives?

[ScreamingMeemie]

101. You are one/tenth of the way there...

Carry on. :hi:

[GOPBasher]

103. Do

[GOPBasher]

104. you

[GOPBasher]

105. know

[GOPBasher]

106. how

[GOPBasher]

107. to

[GOPBasher]

108. get

[GOPBasher]

109. the

[GOPBasher]

110. post

[GOPBasher]

113. count

[GOPBasher]

114. high?

[Beware the Beast Man]

116. That's cheating!

Well I'd never!

[GOPBasher]

119. Okay, nevermind. We won't do that. n/t

[Worst Username Ever]

151. Aw, I wuz gonna do that

[GOPBasher]

354. You still can! n/t

[Huckebein the Raven]

111. Buy any new video games lately ?

[Beware the Beast Man]

112. Nope. I'm still busy with my 2nd run-through of "San Andreas"

[Huckebein the Raven]

118. I still haven't finished yet

but that because I'm doing things at very slow pace. I finished the Air Strip missions a few weeks ago and now I'm just gambling in the casino, dating several of the girls, and generally exploring.

[GOPBasher]

115. Have you swittled your Cajittle yet?

[InformedSource]

117. How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?

[El Fuego]

765. *Ahem.* You are preassuming that a woodchuck COULD chuck WOOD.

[realisticphish]

120. Do I play hockey?

So there I was, over in Paris
Eating wine and drinking cheese
And this guy comes up to me and he says
“ Where are you from?”
Well, I says “Yeah, I’m from Canada”
And he says “Zoot Allure, mon Dieu, you are from Canada? Do you play hockey?”
And I says “Do I play hockey?

Chorus
Well, I play Air hockey, Ball hockey, Barn Hockey, Bubble Hockey, Field hockey,
Floor hockey, Ice hockey, Kitchen hockey, Road hockey,Roller hockey, Table hockey, Twist hockey
And I play hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey,
hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey,hockey all the time!
Take shots!

So there I was way out in California
And this guy comes up to me and he says
“ Where are you from dude?”
Well, I says “Yeah, I’m from Canada”
And he says "Wow! Where are you from dude?”
And I says "Look I'm from Canada"
And he says “Wow. If you’re from Canada? Do you like, play hockey?”
And I says “Do I play hockey?

Chorus

So there I was way down under in Australia
And this guy comes up to me and he says
“ Where are you from?”
Well, I says “Yeah, I’m from Canada”
And he says “Do right, honey child. If you’re from Canada? Do you play hockey?”
And I says “Do I play hockey?

Chorus

He shoots. He scores!


not really from canada. but i love hockey:)


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Lilith Velkor]

391. Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Now, I ain't no hockey player, but I do eat Pocky now and again.

[billyskank]

121. Guess I'd better reply then

One step towards your goal.

[GOPBasher]

359. Another step for him.

[Wat_Tyler]

122. At what point does this get too much for dial-up?

[Beware the Beast Man]

123. Who cares? I have DSL. It's all about ME!

:D

[Wat_Tyler]

124. Let's start a flamewar. The Beatles weren't that great.

[Beware the Beast Man]

125. Oasis had more of a cultural impact than Saran Wrap.

[LoZoccolo]

134. I think The Beatles were very good.

It's just that Oasis was better, and more popular, despite the "sinking" of this story by the rock and roll syndicate.

[Guaranteed]

126. What you need is some incentive.

What does poster #1,000 get? A date with a hot DUer?

[Beware the Beast Man]

127. A date with me.

That'll kill any thread.

[Guaranteed]

129. Oh yeah? How big are your boobs? nt

[Wat_Tyler]

128. So, I ran into Rush Limbaugh on my lunch break.

He was like ‘wussy gay commie boy’ and I was like ‘you are a hopeless little man whose only possibly way of getting the attention of others is to make up elaborate lies and slander about your betters. You should be ashamed of yourself – oh, and by the way, you’re gay.’
And he was like ‘Oh. I’ve wasted my life. Now I shall apologize to everyone I’ve ever insulted.’, and I was like 'nah' and I shot him in the face.

[Beware the Beast Man]

130. At least he didn't shoot out your tires.

:evilgrin:

[Guaranteed]

131. LOL genius ending nt

[RevolutionaryActs]

132. Why?

I wish I had a couple people here. So we could hijack..... where's Kleeb!? :(

[LoZoccolo]

133. Oasis was more popular than The Beatles in the nineties.

It's proven and fact.

[TyeDye75]

135. yes but

the beatles were more popular than Oasis in the 60s...its a proven fact

[LoZoccolo]

136. Oasis will still be remembered 30 years from now.

The Beatles are only remembered when they need someone to not be offensive during the Super Bowl halftime show.

[TyeDye75]

137. Hey I like Oasis

but I also like being facetious.

[Wat_Tyler]

145. Good.

Then prove it.

[LoZoccolo]

146. Record sales.

Look at the record sales.

You don't even need to get an exact figure: case in point that Oasis has five platinum albums, and The Beatles have none whatsoever. I'm aware of the fact that they could still have more spread over more albums, but it's the rate that counts when you talk about popularity.

[Wat_Tyler]

148. Show me the record sales.

Are you comparing a band at it's commercial peak with a band whose records have been out for 30+ years? I'm sure the Flaming Lips could outsell the Beatles on that criteria.

[LoZoccolo]

149. Here.

http://www.google.com

[Wat_Tyler]

150. I accept your apology.

Thank you.

[LoZoccolo]

152. Plus, everyone knows the only reason the Flaming Lips are popular...

...is because a lot of music out now sucks, making them look better. The Flaming Lips reminds people of alternative music of the 90s, which they yearn for after hearing nu metal that sounds a lot the same as each other. If you put them on a college radio station in 1993 or 1994, no one would notice them.

[LoZoccolo]

155. And yet...

...people noticed Oasis in the nineties in a big way, so much that it drew the ire of rock traditionalists.

[Magrittes Pipe]

164. I heard a lot of Flaming Lips on college radio in '93 and '94.

I PLAYED a lot of Flaming Lips on college radio in '93 and '94. In a Priest Driven Ambulance was a hell of a record (that was before they became easy listening).

Still, they're more interesting that Los Bros. Gallagher. But you knew that already, Mr. Clifton. ;)

[Wat_Tyler]

171. Same with Mercury Rev - lots of them about in '92-'94

[Magrittes Pipe]

173. The two albums Mercury Rev made with David Baker...

...are among my favorite records ever.

[Wat_Tyler]

175. Yeah - Boces and Yerself Is Steam. Shall we list all the bands of the era?

One by one?

[Magrittes Pipe]

176. Let's first hit the "Boces" track listing. I'll start.

[Magrittes Pipe]

177. Meth of a Rockette's Kick

[Wat_Tyler]

181. Trickle Down

[Magrittes Pipe]

186. Bronx Cheer

[Wat_Tyler]

187. Boys Peel Out.

[Magrittes Pipe]

188. Downs Are Feminine Balloons

[Wat_Tyler]

189. Something for Joey.

[Magrittes Pipe]

195. Snorry Mouth

[Wat_Tyler]

High Speed Boats (or something)

[Wat_Tyler]

210. Continuous Drunks and Blunders.

[Magrittes Pipe]

227. Girlfren

[Wat_Tyler]

230. I was rather a fan of Swervedriver.

You?

[Magrittes Pipe]

245. I liked Stereolab.

Shhhhhh. Don't tell anybody.

[Wat_Tyler]

250. I liked the Boo Radleys.

So much so that I was in one of their videos.

Woo-hoo! 1/4 of the way there!

[Magrittes Pipe]

251. Kristin Hersh's solo record was pretty good.

[Wat_Tyler]

254. I didn't care much for Belly.

'Feed The Tree' was OK. The rest was pretty samey.

[Magrittes Pipe]

255. Belly sucked ass.

Imagine how bad the first Breeders album woulda been had Tanya actually bothered to write any songs for it.

[Wat_Tyler]

256. Yeah, she's kinda 'precious'. Scary biscuits. I had the first Eugenius LP.

[Magrittes Pipe]

260. Hey, remember that band that ripped off Gainsbourg?

:D

[Wat_Tyler]

267. There were several.

Luna did it, even bloody All Saints.

[Magrittes Pipe]

304. Hey, remember the band that ripped of Wire?

Twice! :D

[Wat_Tyler]

310. There were several. At least Elastica were hot. Recall Menswear?

[Magrittes Pipe]

313. No.

[Wat_Tyler]

315. You lucky fuck. What about Combustible Edison and their attempted lounge

revival business?

[Magrittes Pipe]

317. Oh, dear God.

I actually didn't mind Squirrel Nut Zippers.

[Wat_Tyler]

320. Combustible Edison put me off for good. I saw Sparklehorse twice.

[Magrittes Pipe]

323. The San Francisco rawk explosion (before Green Day took over)...

...made me very happy.

The Fingers, Supercharger, MTX, the Mummies, the various incarnations of the band that was the Ne'er Do Wells/Judy and the Loadies/the Hi-Fives. I liked those bands.

[Wat_Tyler]

324. Never got that far out, me. I saw

the French guitar techno outfit once.

[Magrittes Pipe]

325. I made love to Harriet Wheeler.

That is what I called my pillow back then.

[Wat_Tyler]

327. She was gorgeous though. Had that secretly dirty posh English girl thang.

Did they do anything at all after 'Static and Silence'?

[Magrittes Pipe]

328. Nothing I'm aware of.

[Wat_Tyler]

329. Pity. All three albums are pretty good.

Weirdly enough, Natalie Imbruglia totally ripped them off.

[Magrittes Pipe]

331. But Harriet never starred in "Neighbours."

Not to the best of my knowledge, anyway.

[Wat_Tyler]

377. No. Ramsay Street was quite the pop-tart factory, for some reason.

[progmom]

457. you were?????

no kidding?

[Wat_Tyler]

477. Yeah. 'Find The Answer Within' - second single from Wake Up.

'Silent acting' as they say.

[JVS]

397. Deleted Message

[name not needed]

524. locking. no sex threads.

[LoZoccolo]

973. You are a faker, sir!

It would say "Name Removed" if you really had the post deleted.

[arwalden]

159. LOL! I Just Wet Myself Again...

... when I accidentally tipped over my bottle of water.

-- Allen

[miss_kitty]

205. I don't know any Oasis songs

I've only heard one of the guys blames being fat on being a dad :P

[crispini]

138. COW!

[Debi]

225. Um...that would be bull...

Udderly ridiculous!!

[CitySky]

380. woman, NOW I'm scared n/t

[LoZoccolo]

139. Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you. n/t

[TyeDye75]

140. By now you shoulda some how realised what you got to do.

[LoZoccolo]

141. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.

[TyeDye75]

143. and all the roads we have to walk are winding

[LoZoccolo]

147. And all the lights that lead us there are blinding.

[crispini]

142. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!

[brainshrub]

547. You owe me a new keyboard.

Love the picture.

Dean eats kitten fetuses! Yyyeeeaarrggg!

[Buns_of_Fire]

144. Why does the porridge bird lay her eggs in the air?

:shrug:

[Lilith Velkor]

286. It splatters better that way.

I always wondered how porridge got so soupy. :9

[Worst Username Ever]

154. Crumpet

[Beware the Beast Man]

156. Mambo Number 5

:shrug:

[Worst Username Ever]

157. Mambo 1

http://www.mambo1.com/

[bigwillq]

158. Hello BTBM-

How are you doing today?

Why do you want this thread to get 1,000?:hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

160. Just so see if it can be done.

I've never seen a thread reach the 1K mark.

[bigwillq]

167. I haven't either

I will try to help you out though.


So, what's your fave card game?

[Beware the Beast Man]

169. Right now, I'm a huge fan of Fluxx

My wife and I just figured out how to play it. Basically, the rules change every time you play.

http://www.wunderland.com/LooneyLabs/Fluxx/Default.html

[bigwillq]

174. I will have to check it out

I love games!

[crispini]

161. PILLOWFIGHT!

[Beware the Beast Man]

162. .

[miss_kitty]

163. ok. I'm back from school

did you get 1000 replies yet?

[HeyManThatsCool]

165. Do the chickens have large talons?

[El Fuego]

675. Tina eat your food!!!

[Ophelia Rising]

690. My favorite animal is a Liger!

I can't believe my first post on DU is to quote Napolean....but I just couldn't resist! I guess we all have to start somewhere, huh?

[redqueen]

692. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Ophelia Rising]

727. Hey! Thanks!

Woah, it took me SO LONG to get back here! It's easy to get lost in this place.......my num-chuck skills are of no use here!

[crispini]

166. EVERYBODY DANCE!

[crispini]

192. .

[Wat_Tyler]

168. I'm a republican.

I think we should get rid of the monarchy and declare a republic.

[Magrittes Pipe]

178. Damn Irish.

[Wat_Tyler]

183. Damn German-Irish.

[tigereye]

190. hey Laddie that's me yer describin'

[Wat_Tyler]

213. Ah. So you're a very orderly hopeless drunk, then?

Have I offended both equally? :o

[tigereye]

294. no but I am related to a few

very serious political talker maybe?

[scarlett1]

756. Don't you mean Irish-German?

or is it German Irish? - HMMMMM

[TyeDye75]

170. Brian Davies rules!!!!!!!

[candle_bright]

179. What's the longest thread ever on DU? n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

180. This one, is everything works out!

:hi:

[candle_bright]

182. Hi to you too!

[redsoxliberal]

184. kick.

[sundog]

185. my contribution to posterity

:7

[tigereye]

191. Great Balls of Fire

this is one honkin long thread, guys!

[Tikki]

193. Matilda "Tilly" Ann...

Tootie Sue...Tikki Marie...Thelma Lou....Tammy Faye...Tina Tia or Tia Tina...

Tyrone James...Ticonderoga...Trieste...Toddy Babydoll...Travis.

Names of my or my family's dogs: past, current or future.....

[Guy Fawkes]

194. Cats sleep an average of 16-18 hours for every 24...

I sleep an average of 20 hours for every 24.

[realisticphish]

243. every 24 hours?

or every 24 cats?



:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[catbert836]

196. Hello

[catbert836]

197. ,

[catbert836]

198. don't

[catbert836]

199. think

[catbert836]

200. that's

[catbert836]

201. possible

[catbert836]

202. .

[catbert836]

203. But

[Guy Fawkes]

204. and or for nor

[Darranar]

206. This should be fun. n/t

[realisticphish]

207. This is a stickup

give me your lupins!
-but we havent got any lupins
i happen to know that this is the Lupin Express
-damn!
In a bunch, in a bunch!

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Frozen Hamster]

601. Oh Mr. Moore she's going fast

Dont worry, I brought you something
Medicine at last?
No
Food?
No?
Some blankets perhaps? Wood? Wood for the fire?
Nope... LUPINS!!!
OH CHRIST!!

[Guy Fawkes]

208. Do you like lava cake?

those are the ones with the melted chocolate inside....

[redqueen]

345. Ooooh!

I *must* have that! It's going to be on my mind all day now...

:9

[progmom]

1019. those are damned yummy

very possibly my favorite dessert!

[donheld]

209. I refuse to co-operate

:bounce:

[Guy Fawkes]

211. HIJACK!! The 1000'thn poster gets a G-Mail account!

[CitySky]

400. for FREE??? n/t

[Catbird]

212. World's Largest Pile of Burlap Bags

I am reminded of Garrison Keillor's monologue on the world's largest pile of burlap bags ... sometimes it doesn't really matter what the goal is. Go for it!!

[bigwillq]

214. My name is in the subject of this thread!

:bounce:

[Hell in a Handbasket]

215. antidisestablishmentarianism and deuterocanonicalism

what do they mean?

[LynzM]

224. And while we're on the subject of long words,

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

A lung disease...

[Metatron]

216. I fucking hate rude people.

Thanks for letting me vent!

[achtung_circus]

219. I hate fucking rude people,

but I do it aanyway.

[Metatron]

226. LOL!

Thanks, that truly amused me. :)

[Debi]

218. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank:
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank: :spank::spank: :spank: :spank:

[El Fuego]

768. I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!

[Donkeyboy75]

220. What a stupid goal.

[Donkeyboy75]

221. I mean, really.

[achtung_circus]

229. I really mean,

so don't get me PO'ed.

[Martin Eden]

228. How much of your DU time ...

... do you spend entertaining yourself with frivolities like this thread -- as opposed to keeping yourself informed about important matters and discussing serious issues?

[Wat_Tyler]

231. LOL!

Classic post.

[dolo amber]

232. ...

:wtf:

[Beware the Beast Man]

237. Made you post, didn't I?

Perhaps its because if we spent 24-7 talking, eating, sleeping, breathing and shitting politics, our heads will explode.

Now excuse me while I go to GD and post "We're screwed. Oh shit. We're screwed. LIHOP PNAC MSM" in a number of threads.

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

244. MIHOP! LIHOP! BFEE! MSM! RZA! FUBAR!

[asthmaticeog]

246. Well, the OP was 9:30 AM or so,

and now it's getting on 9:30 PM, so I guess the answer to your question is "all fuckin' day."

Happy chemtrails to ya, Mr. Superior!

[Martin Eden]

373. I wanted to provoke a few replies myself

Looks like I succeeded!:evilgrin:

[LoZoccolo]

974. I've been quite a lounge lizard lately.

I kind-of got sick of political discussions.

[Reverend_Smitty]

233. Only 233 posts?!? we can do better than that!

I feel like one of those PBS pledge drive people

[Beware the Beast Man]

234. 234!

:kick:

[Reverend_Smitty]

238. I hear when we get to 500 we all get tote bags!

:P

[CitySky]

398. well, that's just dandy!

I need somewhere to store all of these other DU Goodies that people keep sending me. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

235. Alright... I'll jack this thread all proper like... I just one of my peeps

to reply. :7

[progmom]

240. hey, so when is your birthday?

[RevolutionaryActs]

258. The 26th

Sorry I took so long in repling..... I had to go cook dinner. :7

[progmom]

265. what're you eating?

[RevolutionaryActs]

266. Just had spaghetti... how 'bout you?

:P

[progmom]

268. me too!

with vodka sauce from Trader Joe's.

Yum!

[RevolutionaryActs]

271. Vodka sauce?!

Sounds tasty. :9

[progmom]

284. oh yeah - it totally rocks

Do you have a Trader Joe's near you?

[RevolutionaryActs]

285. Not really... been to them before. My mom LOVES them

[progmom]

290. their vodka sauce is good

...and reasonably priced!

[RevolutionaryActs]

292. Damn. Now I want to go to Traders Joe's...

stupid 50 mile drive. :(

[Beware the Beast Man]

283. Mmmmm mmmm...spaghetski!

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

293. LOL! You talk good don't ya?

;)

[CubsFan1982]

236. Only, what, 700-some posts to go?

Here's an idea: post the Gettysburg Address - one word at a time! :P

[Reverend_Smitty]

239. Four score and seven years ago...

I got it started, now someone run with it

[Beware the Beast Man]

241. I'd love to, but that would be cheating.

Barring answered questions and the occasional kick, I'm trying to get youse guys to keep it going. :)

[Stop_the_War]

242. YEEEEEAAAAARRRGGH!!!!

[bigwillq]

247. I am drinking a Tropical Fruit Tropicana Twister

Discuss.:)

[RetroLounge]

248. Tell us about your first Kiss.

RL

[Beware the Beast Man]

253. I was 14. Drunk on Coors Light.

The rest is a blur. I had a lot of firsts that night. :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

257. "Drunk on Coors Light"

I hope that was a last...

RL

[Wat_Tyler]

252. DONATE WITHIN THE NEXT FIFTEEN MINUTES....

and receive a free copy of Norway At War - 5 tape Betamax box-set. FREE!

[Nitrogenica]

259. GANNON SCHMANNON!

[Lilith Velkor]

289. Mommy, what's Gannon fodder?

[Neoma]

261. How many posts are in this thread?

[Az]

262. What the heck is this?

Anyone recognise the language?

http://www.lostmarble.com/moho/gallery/showmovie.shtml?knorsong.mov

[RevolutionaryActs]

264. Az? Where the hell did you find that?!

Sweet jeebus. :wow:

[Ediacara]

263. Are you the beast man?

[Az]

269. To make up for the previous post I give you this coolness

http://www.rockstargames.com/upload/swf/winners/multimedia/drewcope.swf

[Radio_Lady]

276. What number is this reply?

[Radio_Lady]

277. OK. Looks like it's 276. We got a way to go. n/t

[Guy Fawkes]

287. I AM ENJOY COIN

TAKE THIS KINDLY COIN LOVING SON

[Lilith Velkor]

291. Who the fuck is will?

What flight's he on?

[progmom]

295. pat boone loves you

[goodboy]

296. Somebody call for a thread-killer?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA



eom

[Guy Fawkes]

297. Almost at 300... isn't there a point at wich they lock threads?

[progmom]

298. girly man ahnuld

[Az]

299. Wanna see the thread count really start to stack up?

Start an argument on whether Preists should be allowed to carry guns while protesting abortion clinics.

[Guy Fawkes]

300. its the 11th comandment: Though Shalt Gun!

[tyedyeto]

301. When I left for work this morning......60 or so replies... now..........

over 300+.....

Way to Go Beast Man!!!

[Beware the Beast Man]

309. Thanks!

:hi:

[drumwolf]

303. Oi!

I just felt like saying that.

I've always wanted to make a post on DU saying "OI!" :P

[Skittles]

305. I am supposed to be cleaning my apartment

what the f*** am I doing here?

[sendero]

306. I'm not going to help...

... you reach your goal. No sir not me. Uh uh. That would be wrong.

[countryjake]

307. Mindless trivia...

have they ever gotten rid of that big-ass curve down by the lake on I-90?

[GOPBasher]

362. You talking about the part in Cleaveland?

If so, it was still there last time I went past it.

[Beware the Beast Man]

308. Good morning, DU!

Thanks to everybody that kept this going. :thumbsup:

[Wat_Tyler]

311. So...the Jacobite Rebellions were a big waste of time, eh?

[Wat_Tyler]

312. POLL!!!!! MALCOLM MCDOWELL OR DIDO??????

[Wat_Tyler]

316. POLL!!!!!MALCOLM MCCLAREN OR DIO??????

[Beware the Beast Man]

319. Dio! Lookout!

[Wat_Tyler]

322. POLL!!!!!! MICHAEL MACDONALD OR DION?????

[Beware the Beast Man]

326. POLL!!!!!!! Mickey Melchiondo or a Dildo??????

[LynneSin]

314. I heard Beware the Beastman has raging B.O

:crazy:

:loveya:

That's bo for Beastman Odor!!

[Lilith Velkor]

389. I heard Beware the Beast Man uses OB tampons

In all slimy orifices. Hey, at least he's aware of the problem.

[dolo amber]

318. Y'know...they just don't make songs like

"Hot Child in the City" anymore. :(

[Beware the Beast Man]

321. Good Golly. My sisters had that one on 45.

[Magrittes Pipe]

330. Thank God.

[progmom]

332. you are so right

...and what about Afternoon Delight? Nothing like that anymore either. :boring:

[Arkana]

333. Hmm....I guess this is 334

[Crandor]

486. Not quite, you got #333 n/t

[progmom]

334. so why are we doing this?

do we really think we'll hit 1,000?

what happens when we do?

will we have a party?

gifts?

food?

[dr.strangelove]

338. WE'RE GOING ON A PICNIC AND I'LL BRING APPLES

Anyone want to come? Do you remember how to play the game? Someone bring something with a B.

[progmom]

343. we're going on a picnic and i'll bring bear claws

(did i do that right?)

[dr.strangelove]

358. We're going on a picnic and I'll bring cherry pie

Yes you did it right. I wish more people wanted to play. Now dr.strangelove is very sad.

[progmom]

361. We're going on a picnic and I'll bring ding dongs

[dr.strangelove]

401. We're going on a picnic and I'll bring Escargot

I LOVE DING DONGS, it has been years since I had one. Didn't Histess go under a few years ago? I would live a twinkie too.

[tyedyeto]

465. We're going on a picnic and I'll bring the fruitcake.......

and you'll be bringing the escargot, the ding dongs, the cherry pie, the bear claws and the apples.


ooops, was the fruitcake something to eat or my crazy neighbor?

[Beware the Beast Man]

342. You will shower me with gifts and praise.

Then again, no.
Why can't things be done for posterity anymore? :cry:

[progmom]

353. I'm all about posteriors

Oh - posterity?
That too.

[Mrs_Beastman]

335. Hey Mr B

Just sitting at work listening to muzak and looking forward to a weekend of sleeping in :hug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

339. Hey there, you bad mamma jamma!

:loveya:

[Mrs_Beastman]

351. Hey bud

How is your new song going?

[dolo amber]

341. No sex threads

:spank:

[Beware the Beast Man]

346. You're jealous because your man was clocking my woman.

:evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

347. Jealous? Pfff...

I have her penciled in for a 6pm three-way on Saturday. :P

[Lilith Velkor]

387. Dude, everybody clocks your woman.

I clocked her dead in her eye last Tuesday, and she LOVED IT!

[progmom]

336. hijack

btw - i do not recommend google-imaging the word hijack.
:scared:

[progmom]

337. kojak

[Beware the Beast Man]

344. pallet jack

[progmom]

356. jack black

[Magrittes Pipe]

375. Shaq attack

[progmom]

376. talking smack

[Beware the Beast Man]

378. toaster snack

[progmom]

384. singing scat

[Lilith Velkor]

386. Japscat

<censored>

[Huckebein the Raven]

388. Flapjacks !!!

[progmom]

390. back scratch

[Huckebein the Raven]

392. scratch 'n sniff

:D

[progmom]

393. swing & whiff

http://a68.g.akamai.net/7/68/895/2000-09-1222:12:01.000/i.tsn.com/i/n/baseball/61/slideshow/mantle_strike_out.jpg

[Huckebein the Raven]

396. Whiffleball

[progmom]

408. mess hall

[Huckebein the Raven]

412. Holodeck

[progmom]

421. circus act

[Huckebein the Raven]

422. Action Jackson

:)

[progmom]

423. Jumpin Jack Flash

[Huckebein the Raven]

424. Flashdance

[progmom]

426. dance fever

[Huckebein the Raven]

428. Save the Last Dance

- I like this movie

[progmom]

430. dancing machine

[Huckebein the Raven]

442. Washing Machine

[progmom]

446. car wash

[Huckebein the Raven]

447. car bar

[progmom]

452. casbah

(as in rock the...)

[Huckebein the Raven]

454. Baku

[progmom]

455. pikachu

[Huckebein the Raven]

488. Nakoruru

[progmom]

340. Hey BTBM!

Are you participating in this little experiment? Or do I have to get you to 1,000 all by myself???

:crazy:

[Beware the Beast Man]

348. I'm trying to do this with minimal self-involvement.

But you people keep drawing me back! :silly:

[progmom]

365. Funny, I always thought of you as maximally self-invlolved

[Beware the Beast Man]

366. Dem's fighting words!

Say your prayers, rabbit!

[progmom]

367. oh no you DIDN'T

[dolo amber]

349. The Shah Sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave

There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!

There's a time to shit and a time for God,
The last shit that I took was pretty fuckin' odd!

There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane,
Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!

There's a time to live and a time to die,
I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high!

There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!

Yeah, I am the ultimate God!
Don't even think of looking with your naked eye, motherfucker.
SHUT UP!

[redqueen]

350. I have all my teeth and brush them.

So ... who wants to go out with me?

:crazy:

[realisticphish]

483. LOL

nice cross-thread reference :)

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[redqueen]

485. Thanks!

I can't find the original thread, and I wanted to see more today.

That one will be with me forever. :D

[Mrs_Beastman]

352. My cat's breath smells like cat food.....

:hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

364. Sleep...that's where I'm a viking!

[Mrs_Beastman]

368. It tastes like burning!

[Beware the Beast Man]

369. I Choo-choo-choose you?

:loveya:

[Mrs_Beastman]

370. Have the Rolling Stones killed!

[Damien]

385. lol

[Huckebein the Raven]

372. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers

:hi:

[GOPBasher]

357. I'm back to say hello. Hello!

:hi:

[Mrs_Beastman]

371. Hi

[progmom]

383. is it me you're looking for?

[GOPBasher]

694. Yeah. What's up?

[GOPBasher]

360. Shadowfax!!!!

Show me the meaning of haste!!!

[LynzM]

374. Boo!

I dunno, just felt like it :evilgrin:

[CitySky]

379. my eyes are tired

I thought your goal read, "1,000 REPTILES." My question was: any alligators?

[progmom]

402. or iguanas?

[CitySky]

407. and who cleans up all the poop?

[progmom]

409. do iguanas make a lot of poop?

:shrug:

[progmom]

394. almost to 400

how long do you think this will take?

[giant_robot]

395. My cat's breath smells like cat food. n/t

[progmom]

399. my dog's food smells like cats

:scared:

[jswordy]

403. Let....

[jswordy]

404. ...me...

[jswordy]

405. ...add...

[jswordy]

406. ....four!

[progmom]

410. doing

[progmom]

411. my

[progmom]

413. bit

[progmom]

414. for

[progmom]

415. BTBM

[progmom]

416. and

[progmom]

417. his

[progmom]

418. k-k-k-k-k-k-k-krazy

[progmom]

419. dream

[Emops]

425. WE NEED MORE "BORT" LICENSE PLATES IN THE GIFT SHOP

Jesus Christ has returned to Earth in the form of the gazebo outside my window.

[progmom]

427. really?

i will be right there...

[Beware the Beast Man]

429. You are the new Queen of Smilies.

[progmom]

431. yay!

[Kadie]

432. Would someone please answer the phone!

[Kadie]

433. The wash is done.

[Kadie]

434. I better go put the sheets in the dryer.

[Kadie]

435. Start a new load.

[Kadie]

436. Guess I should wash the comforter next.

[Kadie]

437. What should we have for dinner?

[Kadie]

438. I have lots of papers to shred.

[Kadie]

439. I better get busy.

[Kadie]

440. Maybe I will be back later

[Kadie]

441. to help you

[Kadie]

443. make your goal.

:hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

444. Thanks. But please tell your cat

to stop leaving paw prints all over my monitor. :P

[Kadie]

451. Sorry. Here....

You know how hard it is to control a cat.

[tigereye]

445. thisi is number 442, I think

[Crandor]

487. I am not a number, I am a free man!

Oh wait, I'm #487.

[beyurslf]

448. Well here is one.

[beyurslf]

449. Or Two

[beyurslf]

450. Or Three

[KitchenWitch]

453. pop

just like the other night!

[progmom]

456. pop

[progmom]

458. pops

[redqueen]

459. What's that tingly sensation all about?

Is that normal, or should I see a doctor?

:P

[progmom]

460. I think it's a normal reaction to wat-tyler

[redqueen]

469. Yes, but I have to watch that...

don't want to risk violating that restraining order. I don't think cyberspace counts... but I still try to stay away from his posts, just in case.

[loudestchick]

461. Here's my heaping helping of hospitality.

[loudestchick]

462. And another friendly post.

[loudestchick]

463. you want another? Alright already!

[loudestchick]

464. You love my avatar? I knew you did.

[MrMonk]

466. Are we there yet?

[MrMonk]

467. Are we there yet?

[MrMonk]

468. Are we there yet?

[MrMonk]

470. Are we there yet?

[MrMonk]

471. Are we there yet?

[MrMonk]

472. Are we there yet?

[MrMonk]

473. Are we there yet?

[MrMonk]

474. Are we there yet?

[MrMonk]

475. Are we there yet?

[MrMonk]

476. Are we there yet?

[realisticphish]

484. 10 more minutes nt

[Frozen Hamster]

611. NO!!!!

[Frozen Hamster]

612. This time my city council have gone to far

with their bloody medling.
They say I have to get rid of my extension because I didn't have planning permission
I don't see why it is any of their concern if I get an extension
After all it's my penis

[Frozen Hamster]

610. No

[Frozen Hamster]

609. No

[Frozen Hamster]

608. No

[Frozen Hamster]

607. No

[name not needed]

637. are we there yet?

[name not needed]

638. im hungry

[name not needed]

639. i have to pee

[name not needed]

640. something smells bad

[name not needed]

641. dad, grandpa shit his pants again

[Frozen Hamster]

606. No

[Frozen Hamster]

605. No

[Frozen Hamster]

604. No

[Frozen Hamster]

603. No

[Frozen Hamster]

602. No

[Wat_Tyler]

478. I fuckin' loathe Times New Roman.

Why is it the default typeface for just about everything? It's fucking loathsome. Hence the loathing.

[illbill]

480. Tahoma...

All the way. :)

[progmom]

481. hey.

Me too.

[Wat_Tyler]

482. Fuckin' typeface totalitarians!

[El Fuego]

674. They're Fontists!

[Debi]

479. I am Sporadicus

:silly:

[Huckebein the Raven]

490. kick

:kick:

[Wat_Tyler]

491. Is God's name Steve?

[name not needed]

642. no. his name is chip and he lives in iowa

[shesemsmom]

492. How much longer do we have to put up with

winter. I'm sick of it!!!

[shesemsmom]

494. 507 to go.....

[shesemsmom]

497. What is the hold up!!!!!!

lets move this baby

[Tsiyu]

493. Does the beast man smell? n/t

x(

[Wat_Tyler]

495. Does no-one care for this thread any more? For shame!

[Huckebein the Raven]

496. must.not.let.this.die

[shesemsmom]

498. Come on everybody jump in

[Aristus]

499. Halfway there.

:thumbsup:

[shesemsmom]

500. 501

making history here!!!!!

[Donailin]

501. whoops sorry, wrong thread

[progmom]

502. I go away for a few hours and this drops to the bottom of page two???

Oh that kitchenwitch and her crazy threads...!!

[realisticphish]

503. See the little goblin

see his little feet
see his little nosey-wose
isn't my goblin sweet? hey!
---Sir Edmund Blackadder II


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[kiraboo]

504. I'm gonna do my part here, but no more! n/t

[tibbir]

505. Here's my contribution to the cause.

Good luck - I hope you make it!

[realisticphish]

506. keepin it kicked in the early hours

we need a good old fashioned flame war to get the posts high...

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[johnnie]

507. My

[johnnie]

508. Two

[johnnie]

509. cents

[johnnie]

510. Worth

[jdots]

511. Is Certs a breath mint or a candy mint ?

will we ever know the meaning of life ?

[realisticphish]

515. 42

(it was inevitable, so i thought i would say it first )

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Melynn]

512. A 1000 replies?

What do you get when a thread gets 1,000 replies?

[realisticphish]

514. a monkey

i know, it's wierd, but true :shrug:

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Melynn]

516. "A monkey"?

Does it look like Bush?

[realisticphish]

517. no, no

not a chimp, a monkey, with a tail. though, maybe a chimp would be a good idea too... If the Givers of High Thread Count Awards are reading this, give it a thought, will you?


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[fleabert]

513. are you really still reading and responding to all these replies? nt

[shesemsmom]

518. Apparently but lets keep it going anyway

[shesemsmom]

540. KICKED!!

[eyepaddle]

519. I'll kick in just to bulk up the totals! nt

[Guy Fawkes]

520. Gather 'round kids, to hear a story!

Once upon a time, there was a man name Huey. Now, Ol' Huey was a complete wack job republican. He thought America needed a dictator, he had his own secret police, he stole money from public works and gave it to friends and family, and he would bardge into senate hearings he was banned from (only to be 'removed').

Yup, that 'Kingfish' was one crazy guy...

So just remember kids- no matter how bad republicans are today, the've always been worse.

[NNadir]

521. I refuse to participate in this self-serving thread! Oh wait...um...well

Sorry. I would have refused to participate if I thought of it.

[Beware the Beast Man]

522. Good afternoon, DU!

Only 479 to go. Fantastic.

[Guy Fawkes]

525. Good afternoon, Beast Man...

It still feels like morning, though.

[dubyaD40web]

526. Who played Lumpy on Leave It To Beaver?

[Guy Fawkes]

527. Frank Bank

[realisticphish]

528. kickarino

i bet you all thought you could ignore this thread, and it would disappear! you were WRONG!


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[Guy Fawkes]

529. Game: post only in the subject box! No messages allowed! GO!

[jmowreader]

530. Will you make 1000 replies before Grovelbot makes his thousand?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Longgrain]

531. Hi

:hi:

[Longgrain]

532. Jack

[4morewars]

533. Why does it hurt when i pee ?

[Guy Fawkes]

534. by 'pee,' do you mean "light myself on fire"?

[4morewars]

536. Ahhhhhh ! Maybe that's it.

That would explain the burning sensation

[Patiod]

535. How tall are you? I'll start: 5'11"

[Guy Fawkes]

537. That's what I like about the internet:

you can't make fun of me for being shorter then you!

[Reverend_Smitty]

538. Lets kick this madness!

:kick:

[Guy Fawkes]

539. The government doesn't want you to know this, but ZenLefty has a very....

enjoyable name.

[bigwillq]

541. I like Goldfish

Both the snak cracker and the little creatures you keep in a tank!

Hope this reaches 1000!:hi:

[MissMarple]

542. My favorite color.... red, white, and blue, with a touch of yellow, and

oh, yes,... green. :shrug: So, I like color.

[vixengrl]

543. What the hell--vixengrl in the dogpile.

Might as well join in monsterthreadmania.

[Wat_Tyler]

544. Are we there yet?

[Guy Fawkes]

545. Hey, long time no see!

or maybe I haven't been paying attention. How are you?

[Wat_Tyler]

546. I'm good. How you?

Gotta keep in touch with my fellow rebels of English History, eh?

[Guy Fawkes]

549. Heh, considering the death-by-hanging...

followed by being drawn and quartered, I'm surprisingly good!

[Wat_Tyler]

567. Yeah, the bastards knifed me - just when I was about to whack Richard.

Isn't it always the way?

[Maestro]

548. Ahem

[northamericancitizen]

550. Silly goal... here's my reply anyway. n/t

[Beware the Beast Man]

551. Why aren't there any lumberjacks in the city?

[realisticphish]

552. flannel

it's out of style


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[JVS]

553. Kilroy was here!

[CubsFan1982]

554. How close now?

[baron j]

555. What is the Capital of Assyria?

Ninevah (if you ever wondered, while watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

[Beware the Beast Man]

560. Assdamascus?

:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

590. Obligatory kick.

:kick:

[jeff30997]

556. Blaaaaargh ! Rhaaaaaaagl ! Drrrrrrraaaaaaaaakrrraaaah...

Aaaah ! Now my throat is clear.

[shesemsmom]

557. Is this dying

or are we still going here

[Misunderestimator]

558. apparently, it has a life of its own...

[LoZoccolo]

982. Not anymore!

We're almost there!

[blondeatlast]

559. An unnamed DUer is pregnant with GrovelBot's child.

Hmmm...

[achtung_circus]

561. And I want android support.

or he'll be hearing from my lawyer.

[yvr girl]

562. What's the best rainbow you ever encountered?

Where was it?

[miss_kitty]

563. dang over half way there

next time, call it "let's play threadkiller." It'll move much faster

[Guy Fawkes]

564. nah, those always die before 500...

[miss_kitty]

566. I think the one Gothic sponge did got to over 700

but yeah. You're right. "Over 700" is not 1000.

[mark414]

565. what is your all time favorite album and why

[Wat_Tyler]

568. Who would've believed in the last years of the twentieth century...

My goal? To post Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds in it's entirety line-by-line. Who's got the next line of Richard Burton's opening soliloquy?

[annabanana]

569. more than half way there...good for you

I'm sure as hell not going to read it though....

[shesemsmom]

570. Can we move this on a little faster!!!

[shesemsmom]

576. Are we close!!!??

[Orangepeel]

571. doing my part to help.

good luck!

[Dying Eagle]

572. ah

..........

[eyepaddle]

573. --choo

Just "kicking" in again. Gotta help with the goals!

[Catbird]

574. ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND BOTS ASSOCIATION ##

... or we will send Grovelbot after you! There are more of us than you think.

[iconoclastic cat]

575. What...is your name?

[Huckebein the Raven]

593. What...is your quest?

[donheld]

577. I'm still not co-operating

:evilgrin:

[Blue Diadem]

578. I'll help

[Blue Diadem]

579. you get

[Blue Diadem]

580. a couple more.

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

581. What color are your socks?

RL

[Maestro]

582. Only thing to say is...

[SupormomFreeAtLast]

583. Will I ever be able to marry my dog?

[Maestro]

584. The definition of a bastard

Discuss...

[JVS]

585. Hi

[shesemsmom]

586. lets see if we can increase this by 100

in 1 hour

[shesemsmom]

587. Hello ????

am I all alone here???

[benny05]

588. If you are driving an old Olds

That is rusted, has half of the side molding off both sides of the car, "support our troops" in different places, completely junked up, and with a leopard steering wheel, and the following expression painted on the inside and outside of the back windshield, "You're not my bitch so get off my ass", would you say that is a freeper vehicle or not? Couldn't hear any music either, but the 3 folks bought a yapper dog.

[shesemsmom]

589. I think your right

but what no US flag hanging out the window??

[shesemsmom]

712. 289 to go!!!!!!

[achtung_circus]

591. Having nothing to say

I will say nothing.

[Guy Fawkes]

592. moose

[The Sheik]

594. I just won a Halo 2 championship! Kudos to me!

[Beware the Beast Man]

598. Oh, it's all about you, isn't it? What about MY accomplishments??

:P Congratulations!

[RedSpartan]

595. Here's a couple more

[RedSpartan]

596. and they'll help me, too

[RedSpartan]

597. get closer to 100 posts

[Wat_Tyler]

599. I'm gonna take bets on when this achieves its goal.

Wednesday midnight (MST)?

[Beware the Beast Man]

616. If the day shift keeps busy,

we should hit our goal by Tuesday afternoon.

[jeff30997]

600. Aaarglaarrrrrrr ! Blaaarrrrrrrgh ! Frrrrraaaaaaglerock !

Sorry.Clearing my throat again.

[Skittles]

613. TEXAS SUCKS

no explanation necessary

[blondeatlast]

617. If Skittles is the origin of ann inflammatory post, who kicks

Skittles ass?!

It's a cosmic question...

[Solly Mack]

614. Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?

[Frozen Hamster]

615. For the last time NO!!!

[Solly Mack]

668. He's looking at me!

Make him stop!

He's touching me!

Are we there yet?

[El Fuego]

673. He's on MY side!

LOOK! He's crossing the line!

[Solly Mack]

730. Moooove!!!! DADDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

I'm telling!



Are we EVER going to get there?

[Frozen Hamster]

789. DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!!!

[Frozen Hamster]

791. We're off to crash the DU servers

Wish us luck

[blondeatlast]

618. Favorite brand of underwear?

For me, it's Gilligan and O'Malley at Target; 3 pair for the astonishingly reasonable price of 9.99! They're pretty, too.

[Beware the Beast Man]

619. I don't have a particular favorite brand,

but as far as style, I have to go with boxers.

[blondeatlast]

620. My hubby has recently returned to boxers after a brief (pardon)

tightie-whitey phase.

I prefer the boxers for him.

[progmom]

624. My husband has the best of both worlds

Boxer briefs. I think they're sexy.

[blondeatlast]

626. Oh, my--the WONDERS of Google.

I had no idea what those looked like, so I Googled it.

Such interesting illustrations! Oh, my...

[progmom]

628. Should I not look at work?

:scared:

[blondeatlast]

629. Well, everything is suitably covered, but, well, um, how shall I put this?

really, really tight and, um, strained.

[progmom]

632. hee hee

;)

[Beer Snob-50]

621. I could really use a cup of hot strong coffee right now!

my office likes their coffee weak and I gave up my local coffee house for lent!

[tyedyeto]

622. Will reaching 1000 posts have the same effect that..........

some voting machines had in the Nov election? Start counting backwards?

[Beware the Beast Man]

623. OH NO! DU has a Y2K bug??????

:scared:

[tyedyeto]

625. I just hope there isn't a Diebold connection somewhere....

(I really don't think there is)

but.......:tinfoilhat:

[blondeatlast]

627. The dreaded 666th post, what could it be?

My money is on something about Anne Coulter.

BTW, has the Lounge hears she's been spotted with Ron Silver?!

[Parrcrow]

630. Is 'Wolf Blitzer' his real name? n/t

[El Fuego]

764. I'm changing my name to Wolf. Wolf Gannon. n/t

[Ellen Forradalom]

631. If you'd like to reach 1,000 posts in a hurry....

call someone a "cracker." A GD thread about that word reached nearly 500 posts in no time flat.

[Beware the Beast Man]

635. Why, you Triscuit, you!

:P

[Ellen Forradalom]

644. Watch it.

Or you'll be sitting on a Ritz.

[Beware the Beast Man]

671. You can be such a Wheatable, sometimes...

:P

[Ellen Forradalom]

683. That does it

I'm gonna Saltine your hide.

[Debbi801]

633. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

I've always cheated. :)

Debbi

[Huckebein the Raven]

634. roughly 200 in my case

:hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

636. This is getting tougher than I expected.

[Huckebein the Raven]

646. About 300 or so more to go

[redqueen]

643. I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

[Lady Freedom]

645. Keep going you'll make it

btw here is a cool site
http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/avalon/patrick.htm

[xmas74]

647. why does it take only five minutes

for men to dye their grey hair while it takes women 45?

[jeff30997]

648. Only 355 more to go !

Yeah ! Come-on ! You can do it ! At first I thought this thread would sink like a stone but now I'm your #1 fan dammit! Come on people ! I wanna see that !

[El Fuego]

650. THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE COWBELL.

:wtf:

[Beer Snob-50]

651. if this thread hits 1000 hits in the middle of the night

will anyone kick it so those who contributed during the day be able to share in the triumph?

[Magrittes Pipe]

652. Feel the love.

:kick:

[Huckebein the Raven]

653. A reading from the Book of Armaments:

and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou
take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more,
no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the
number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count,
neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number,
be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

[Debbi801]

654. knock knock

[Debbi801]

655. who's there?

[Debbi801]

656. Banana

[Debbi801]

657. banana who?

[Debbi801]

658. knock knock

[Debbi801]

659. who's there?

[Debbi801]

660. Banana

[Debbi801]

661. banana who?

[Debbi801]

662. knock knock

[Debbi801]

663. who's there?

[Debbi801]

664. orange

[Debbi801]

665. orange who?

[Debbi801]

666. Orange you glad I didn;t say banana? *giggles*

[Debbi801]

667. Sorry, I couldn't resist some silliness.

[jeff30997]

669. 666 El numero del Diablo!

[blondeatlast]

688. You giggle in the presence of EVIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL?!

I smite thee with my dollar -store smiter?!

[El Fuego]

770. Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!! BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!

[usregimechange]

670. Check out my bumperstickers! They are cool, like my cat.

[KitchenWitch]

672. pop

kick bam

[bugslsu9]

676. Whupow!!!!

Is this a Batman trhread now?

[KitchenWitch]

681. lol

no, it is a very oblique reference to a thread from about a week ago, but we could make it Batman if you wish

Welcome to DU!

[phusion]

677. What the fuck is the internet? n/t

[redqueen]

678. Whoever mentioned Midnight at the Oasis is mean.

Please, make it stop!

:argh:

[El Fuego]

679. Beast Man, Beast Man, whatcha gonna do??

[El Fuego]

680. Whatcha gonna do when they COME FOR YOU!!!

[Huckebein the Raven]

682. I sell Propane and Propane accessories

and not that bastard gas Butane,

I tell ya what

[Catbird]

684. You are using the wrong base.

You hit 1000 (binary) a long time ago. And you are comfortably above 1000 (octal) now.

It's all in the framing.

[redqueen]

685. I can't wait to get home to listen to this again and again.

[redqueen]

704. Especially "Take Me Somewhere Nice"

I wish I could find more of their stuff. I want more!

[redqueen]

711. And I shall have more!

Somehow...

[2Sailsgirls]

686. Might I say

Good luck!

[Tikki]

687. Well, I 've never!!!

owned a cat..but if I were to, it would be a medium-haired male cat with black hair(fur?) and I would name it Marshall (Mars)...or Simper(Sim)...or Salvatore(Sal).....or
Zalman(King)..or a cutesy name like Fluffnfold.

Tikki

[Emops]

689. PUBLIC DEFECATION IS PROTECTED BY THE FIRST AMENDMENT

Let's maka de sex.

[redqueen]

691. What does one have to do with the other?

Wait... on second thought... I really don't want to know!

[Emops]

693. Who are you, and why are you banging on my door?

Quit it now, or I'll report you to the police.

[GOPBasher]

695. You're doing well Beast Man. I'm doing my part.

[GOPBasher]

696. Let's take a Michigan Left here.

[Huckebein the Raven]

707. What is a Michigan Left ?

[GOPBasher]

709. No idea. I've just heard the term before, and I don't live in MI. n/t

[progmom]

720. It's a term for when

...you're not allowed to turn left at an intersection, so you go through the intersection, take a u-turn, and then turn right at the intersection.

I'm sure this is not a phenomenon unique to Michigan, but Michiganders seem to think that everything about Michigan is unique.

[Huckebein the Raven]

729. Oh okay

I've done that before. Never heard it called that.

:hi:

[GOPBasher]

697. This

[GOPBasher]

699. thread

[GOPBasher]

700. takes

[GOPBasher]

701. so

[GOPBasher]

702. long

[GOPBasher]

703. to

[GOPBasher]

705. load!

[sundog]

698. kick

:kick:

[4_Legs_Good]

706. Why do you HATE AMERICA so much?

You and all your LIEberal friends?

david

[Debi]

708. It's not about hating America

It's about hating Americans! :hi:

[blondeatlast]

710. Is the world truly benefitting from personal computers/Macs, and the like?

Discuss.

[blondeatlast]

713. Things you hate; one per reply only. nt

[redqueen]

715. apathy

x(

[blondeatlast]

717. I couldn't care less (sorry!) nt

[progmom]

719. mean people

:(

[Huckebein the Raven]

735. ..

:P

[El Fuego]

767. Right wing jerks.

Especially ones named Carl.

[Reverend_Smitty]

714. If each reply was a home run...

then we just would have beaten Babe Ruth's record #715 here!

[Ediacara]

716. you never answered my question

are you the beastman?

[shesemsmom]

718. Is there anyway we can move this along

a little faster!!!!!!????????

[progmom]

721. we could post

[progmom]

722. a whole bunch

[progmom]

723. and put this thing

[progmom]

724. (and BTBM)

[progmom]

725. out of its misery.

:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

731. Whoa, hey, whoa!

Put ME out of my misery???
Why I oughtta....

:P

[Beware the Beast Man]

733. DELETE

posted in the wrong place

[progmom]

751. You caught that, did you?

:silly:

[shesemsmom]

726. What is the record any way??

[shesemsmom]

772. How many is it now??

I've lost count

[shesemsmom]

773. oh yeah 773

[shesemsmom]

774. DOES ANYONE KNOW THE RECORD FOR THE LONGEST

THREAD!!!!!!!!

[shesemsmom]

775. 226

to go>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[shesemsmom]

732. Come on every one

lets finish what we started !!!!!!!!!!!

[Beware the Beast Man]

734. What should I call this song?

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/7/bewarethebeastmanmusic.htm

It's called "Untitled Drone #1" for the moment. I'm bad with song titles.

[Huckebein the Raven]

736. Greatest British PM: Lord Palmerston or Pitt the Elder ?

Discuss...

:silly:

[achtung_circus]

737. Well,

[achtung_circus]

738. it's

[achtung_circus]

739. one,

[achtung_circus]

740. two,

[achtung_circus]

741. three,

[achtung_circus]

742. what

[achtung_circus]

744. are

[achtung_circus]

745. we

[achtung_circus]

746. fighting

[achtung_circus]

747. for?

[Wcross]

743. Please clarify your goal, what is it you want from us? Kick!

[Huckebein the Raven]

748. ctrl-alt-del

[blondeatlast]

749. How's the weather? Out here in the DESERT, it's been raining steadily

for a solid month, with a day or two of respite on occasion.

And we are STILL in a draught...

[KitchenWitch]

750. kickety kickety kick

:kick:

[El Fuego]

752. ATTENTION PASSENGERS. We are now making our final approach to 1000-land

[El Fuego]

753. Please fasten your seatbelts.

[ashmanonar]

754. if at first you don't succeed:

quit and take up drinking.

[ashmanonar]

755. i will not fear

fear is the mindkiller
fear is the little death that brings total obliteration
i will face my fear
i will let it pass over me and through me
and when the fear has passed i will turn to see the fear's path
and where it has gone there will be nothing
only i will remain.

booya, without cracking a book! 1 4^^ teh NeRd!!!!!!!!111oneone

[Emops]

757. John Edwards hugged me.

Seriously. At a rally the day before the Ohio Primary last year. And get this- they broadcast it on the local news that night.

[scarlett1]

760. Now I'm Jealous

Maybe I'll get a hug from him next week when he is in Kansas

[Emops]

762. Don't be jealous

It was just a one-time thing. It meant nothing.

[scarlett1]

766. So Elizabeth doesn't know

I know that's your story and your sticking to it.

[El Fuego]

758. ATTENTION PASSENGERS. Hope you remember where the exits are.

[El Fuego]

759. Because the pilot's, like, dead or something.

[xmas74]

761. Why do they call it digging for gold

when kids shove their fingers up their noses?

[scarlett1]

763. I want an Austin Scarlett Dress

I saw Project Runway over the weekend. His fashions are to die for. But he was eliminated.:(

[Huckebein the Raven]

769. If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound ?

[Frozen Hamster]

786. "If a tree falls in the woods, and lands on a mime

does anyone care?

[mark414]

771. i'm not sure

if these 1000 replies are taking a long time or are going very quickly...

:shrug:

[shesemsmom]

776. What number now???

[shesemsmom]

777. COME

[shesemsmom]

778. ON

[shesemsmom]

779. Every

[shesemsmom]

780. ONE

[shesemsmom]

781. Lets

[shesemsmom]

782. make

[shesemsmom]

783. IT

[shesemsmom]

784. to

[shesemsmom]

785. 1000

[Frozen Hamster]

787. Must. Save. The Brain!

[Richard Steele]

788. 788 REPLIES , you just might make it!

But wouldn't it be funny if we all agreed to stop replying at around #990 or so?

Just a thought. Hey, you said "HIJACK at WILL"!

[aQuArius]

790. I'll help the cause

Sorry to get in on the ation so late :hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

792. This has grown tedious.

I'm alerting.

[Beware the Beast Man]

794. This discussion has "run its course"

[terrya]

793. Why haven't I added to the replies???

My bad...

[kick-ass-bob]

795. Have I been here yet?

:shrug:

[xmas74]

796. Anyone know all the lyrics to Blinded by the Light?

[Occulus]

797. No, but I can sing She Blinded Me with Sinus n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

798. Anyone care?

:shrug:

[xmas74]

802. Not really. I had just heard the song on the radio

when I posted it. Wondered how many people sing the song wrong!

[Magrittes Pipe]

799. 799.

[redqueen]

800. "Time is valuable, man... absolutely."

Sage words from the loud guy standing (and talking loudly) in the hall.

:eyes:

[Magrittes Pipe]

801. Let's turn this into a sex thread.

See if anyone notices. :silly:

[Richardo]

803. Check out these sex threads...

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

805. Oooh that's a nice color!

I just bought a pretty bra that feels horrible. Stupid underwires. But it's so pretty!

Okay, back to you guys bein' pervs. ;)

[GiovanniC]

804. I Hate to Be a Nay-Sayer

But nay.

You shall never reach 1000! I am the official thread-killer, my powers are unmatched.

[Frogtutor]

806. I'm here! Anybody miss me? n/t

[Frogtutor]

807. Anyone know where Gothic Sponge has been?

Seriously, haven't seen him around lately and miss his posts...

[progmom]

854. i was wondering the same thing!

[Goathead]

808. Damn, that page took along time to load up.

n/t

[redqueen]

809. That's a large part of what's wrong with the world today...

no sense of commitment!

:P

[Frogtutor]

810. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? n/t

[redqueen]

813. What do you mean?

An African or European swallow?

[Frogtutor]

814. I don't know that!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH............

[sniffa]

811. Locking

this thread has run its course.


now Let's get this Locked

[Debi]

815. You can't lock it now..

We're so close to history!! :wow:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

812. I will NOT partcicipate in this frivolity.......

DOH!!!!

:mad:

[Frogtutor]

816. Damn!

While I was in here posting I boiled away almost all the water for my Ramen Noodles; gotta start over...

:(

[merh]

817. I am just posting so that I can be a part of history!

Record breaking events are fun, this is much safer than riding a motorcycle and jumping 16 buses!

Good luck with the record!!

[Frogtutor]

818. I'm just posting because

while I do have better things to do, I'm avoiding doing them, and I figure, why not contribute to the cause while I'm at it?

Ok, so I crave attention, too...

[Wat_Tyler]

819. Random non-sequitur.

[Beware the Beast Man]

820. There's something oddly satisfying about waffles.

[Mrs_Beastman]

821. Are

[Mrs_Beastman]

822. We

[Mrs_Beastman]

823. there

[Mrs_Beastman]

824. yet

[Mrs_Beastman]

825. Papa Beastman?

[Magrittes Pipe]

842. Spam filter make well-intentioned DUers die!

[Mrs_Beastman]

826. I

[Mrs_Beastman]

827. have

[Mrs_Beastman]

828. a

[Mrs_Beastman]

829. funny

[Mrs_Beastman]

830. feeling

[Mrs_Beastman]

831. that

[Mrs_Beastman]

832. getting

[Mrs_Beastman]

833. to

[progmom]

848. aaaaagh! where did you go?

you left me hanging! where's the rest of the sentence???

[Beware the Beast Man]

855. She got tombstoned!

Activated the spam filter, methinks.

[progmom]

880. she did?

huh. i checked her profile, didn't see one. thought she was trying to torture me.

[Beware the Beast Man]

885. She activated the spam filter, which places a temporary ban

on the poster. She called me all upset, wondering what she said to get banned.

[progmom]

894. how sad

tell her she's missed!

[Beware the Beast Man]

895. OK, will do.

I'm sure she'll be back on in no time.

[Mrs_Beastman]

941. 1000 posts will be a little anticlimatic

[redqueen]

834. I'm worried that "A Scanner Darkly" is going to be shit.

If it is, I'll be so disappointed.

[El Fuego]

915. I wish they would do "Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch"

If they did it right, it would be SO COOL.

[redqueen]

918. Yes, it would.

But the "If they did it right" part is the problem. Hollywood seems incapable of doing much of that just lately.

[El Fuego]

943. I would hate to see it "spielberged"

I thought "Minority Report" really sucked. He had to go and try to inject all that heavy emotional crap in it. He bogged it down and took "the Edge" off.

[redqueen]

951. I didn't much like it, either.

It was okay, but only if I tried to forget all about the story. Just like many SK adaptations. :(

[progmom]

835. Kids are noisy, germ infested rodents and I never want to have to see them

Discuss.

[progmom]

836. People who don't have children shouldn't have an opinion about children.

Discuss.

[realisticphish]

857. thats not true

i AM a child (if 19 is a child), have no children, but definately have opinions about myself :shrug:

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[progmom]

837. there, that should get you to 1000 in no time!!

[AmericanErrorist]

838. Isn't Space Ghost Coast to Coast

the best show on television, ever?

[AmericanErrorist]

839. If not that then...

Futurama?

[AmericanErrorist]

840. Family Guy?

[AmericanErrorist]

841. The Venture Bros.?

[AmericanErrorist]

843. The Brak Show?

[AmericanErrorist]

844. Sealab 2021?

[AmericanErrorist]

845. Big O?

[AmericanErrorist]

846. Tom Goes To The Mayor?

[AmericanErrorist]

847. Harvey Birdman?

[AmericanErrorist]

849. Super Milk Chan?

[AmericanErrorist]

850. Cowboy Bebop?

[AmericanErrorist]

851. Trigun?

[AmericanErrorist]

853. Robot Chicken?

[Richardo]

852. Tom Goes to the Mayor. I'd rather watch "Mama's Family"...

...which was formerly the worst TV show ever.

[progmom]

883. hear hear

Mama's Family is my vote for worst show ever.

[Frogtutor]

933. Hey, what about Aqua Teen Hunger Force?! n/t

[Placebo]

856. this

[Placebo]

858. is

[Placebo]

859. the

[Placebo]

860. DUMBEST

[Placebo]

862. idea

[Placebo]

863. for

[Placebo]

864. a

[Placebo]

865. thread

[Placebo]

866. on

[Placebo]

867. Democratic

[Placebo]

869. Underground

[Placebo]

870. that

[Placebo]

872. I

[Placebo]

873. have

[Placebo]

874. seen

[Placebo]

875. in

[Placebo]

876. my

[Placebo]

877. many

[Placebo]

878. months

[Placebo]

879. here

[Placebo]

882. .

[Worst Username Ever]

903. Deleted message

[Longgrain]

861. Just replying so you all can get to 1000 already and let this damned

thread die! I'm getting sick of looking at it...

[Beware the Beast Man]

868. Excellent idea. I'll strive for 5,000 next time!

:evilgrin:

[Longgrain]

881. ARRRRRGHHH!!!

:head explodes:

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[Worst Username Ever]

902. Deleted message

[Shredr]

871. What's gonna happen when you reach 1000?

n/t

[Worst Username Ever]

911. Deleted message

[El Fuego]

913. Oh no, maybe it's like the bus in the movie "Speed"!!!

We're gonna blow!!!! :nuke:

[Placebo]

884. PHALLUS BREATH!

:wow:

[Worst Username Ever]

912. Deleted message

[AmericanErrorist]

886. A

[AmericanErrorist]

887. B

[AmericanErrorist]

888. C

[AmericanErrorist]

889. D

[AmericanErrorist]

890. E

[AmericanErrorist]

891. F

[AmericanErrorist]

892. G

[AmericanErrorist]

893. H

[Worst Username Ever]

901. Deleted message

[Worst Username Ever]

900. Deleted message

[Worst Username Ever]

899. Deleted message

[Placebo]

896. bump

kick

BAM!

POW!

[Worst Username Ever]

905. Deleted message

[Worst Username Ever]

907. Deleted message

[achtung_circus]

897. Given that it's a quicker load to NOT hit (View All)

I'm just replying at random here. No one will read it. It's my own little corner of the Internet. Hmmmm. Pretty quiet. Well.

Hey, that was fun. Oh, well, back to work.

[Worst Username Ever]

904. Deleted message

[Worst Username Ever]

898. Deleted message

[redqueen]

906. Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son?

Oh, where have you been, my darling young one?

[Worst Username Ever]

908. Deleted message

[Worst Username Ever]

909. Whoever gets post 925 is a freeper

[Beware the Beast Man]

924. Hey, that's calling someone out, buddy!

:D

[Worst Username Ever]

930. Deleted message

:P

[Lady Freedom]

914. almost there!!!!!!

[2Sailsgirls]

916. Rhode Island

is neither a road nor and island. Discuss.

[Placebo]

917. Deleted message

[miss_kitty]

919. So close

:)

[Beware the Beast Man]

920. Free association: orange

[NoSheep]

921. Compulsive reply. n/t

[redqueen]

922. Mogwai - Take Me Somewhere Nice

Ghosts in the photograph
Never lied to me
"I'd be all of that"
"I'd be all of that"
A false memory
Would be everything
My denial
My Elimenant

What was that for?

What would you do if you saw spaceships over Glasgow?
Would you fear them?
Every aircraft
Every camera
Is a wish that i never granted

What was that for?

Try to be bad

[Debi]

923. OMG - this is like counting down on New Year's...

Except I'm fucking sober x(

[achtung_circus]

944. Fucking sober

is better than fucking drunk.



















It's a better quality of fuck.
Or, if time constraints are a consideration

[Debi]

955.

You're silly!

[redqueen]

925. Mogwai - Dial: Revenge

(‘Dial’ in Welsh means ‘revenge’…If a welsh speaker enters an English phone booth, having paid the coin/phone card the next command the l.e.d screen throws at the customer is ‘revenge!’ thus setting the tone for a confrontational conversation)



Arbed amser ar ben fy hun
Cynal cof ac atgofion blin
Pwyth am bwyth
Chwant am chwant

A pob tro dwi'n codi'r ffon
Mae'n dweud 'Dial'
Dial anweddus
Nid grym arswydus
Aur, suth a mur

Tonfedd sur a chalon o ddur
Adeiladu ffiniau eglur
Newlid tonfedd
Nofio'r don

Dal yr abwyd nerth dy ben
Cwyd l'r wyneb
Dial anweddus
Nid grym arswydus
Aur, suth a mur



Translated:


Saving time alone
Sustaining my mind with bad memories
Stitch by stitch
Lust for lust

And every time I pick up the phone
It flashes up ‘Dial’(revenge)
A specific revenge
Not the general terror of all that gold frankincense and Mur

A sour frequency brings on a headache
With an iron heart I build clear borders
I change tack and ride the wave

Caching that bait
With all the energy that my head can muster
Rising to the surface
An explicit revenge
Not the general terror of all that gold frankincense and Mur

[Worst Username Ever]

928. How did I know it would be you? (post #909)

:-) :P

[redqueen]

931. Because you know I'M AWESOME!

:silly:

[khashka]

926. Am I Suspended In Gaffa?

You said ask anything and I really need an answer to this....

Khash.

[sundog]

927. hurry up dammit

:7

[mark414]

929. holy shit we're almost there

[LoZoccolo]

970. Still, it's been slow moving.

It's been hours since your post, and it's like 40 away.

[blondeatlast]

932. Beware, the Beast Man (is Beware your first name?)

Like the song my dad always sang to me--"Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear."

[Beware the Beast Man]

945. No, it's Gilbert.

[politicaholic]

934. A tuna walks into a restaurant and orders the dolphin special...

and a glass of water so that he can breath.

The waiter says, "Keeping yourself full of dolphin and out of the water is certainly an unorthodox survival method."

The tuna just stared at him blankly out of one side of his head. Unbeknown-st to the waiter, the Tuna didn't speak English.

[Placebo]

935. @

@

[Beware the Beast Man]

980. ,

,

[AllegroRondo]

936. I was hoping to be reply number 1000

but I cant stay that late tonight.

[LoZoccolo]

976. Ha ha ha ha but I can! n/t

[redqueen]

937. I don't get why this thread only got one vote for the Greatest Page

but the thread about whoisalhedges got five.

What's up with that?

And how long before they REMOVE that feature?

[Beware the Beast Man]

942. Unlike yours truly, everybody likes Hedges.

:cry: I'm the only one who nominated it for the greatest page. :cry:

[redqueen]

950. Awwwww

There, there...

:pals:



Besides, you know they only like him because he puts out. :silly:

[donheld]

938. You're getting closer

I still won't co-operate :evilgrin:

[El Fuego]

939. THIS IS A HIJACKING!!!!! I'm taking this thread to Cuba!

:spank:

[Damien]

940. 940!

seemed like a good number...

[Mrs_Beastman]

946. So what happens at 1000 posts?

:shrug:

Going to do a little victory dance for us, Mr B?

[TyeDye75]

947. Y2K

All our computers will explode and our toasters will eat us.

[Mrs_Beastman]

949. Oh, to have such power to destroy!

I feel like a neocon

[Beware the Beast Man]

972. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[LoZoccolo]

977. We will soon see.

It's still moving slow for what I would think it would be!

[Melynn]

948. Wow, your almost there

I didn't think you would make.

[Placebo]

952. this thread has been hijacked by terrorists

i am hereby issuing a declaration of war on this thread, to smoke it out of its hole, dead or alive

[Mrs_Beastman]

953. Hi Sweetie, I am running late because of evil customers and

the weather...be home soon!:hug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

954. Take your time...be careful.

:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

956. Hmmm.... almost there buddy

[Beware the Beast Man]

968. Whee!

:bounce:

[tjwash]

957. getting there...

[Guy Fawkes]

958. Holy!!

you miss one day...

[Patiod]

959. Those of us posting from T1 or cable have an OBLIGATION

to help out - this thread would be too much for my sad dial-up at home (too many jumping smilies)

[Beware the Beast Man]

962. Yes, this is a modem-killer.

Eh...what can you do? :shrug: :D

[Guy Fawkes]

963. If I hadn't just gotten DSL...

I wound never have been able to load this!

[LoZoccolo]

969. Much as I like this thread, we don't have an obligation for SHIT here!

:+

[LoZoccolo]

960. My goal is to be numero thousand.

I imagine the race will get tough towards the end.

[LoZoccolo]

961. Oh shit, there's one of those mysterious # posts.

That's gonna knock things off a bit.

[LoZoccolo]

964. Fuck it, I want #999 and #1000 then.

That way I'll have it covered.

[Beware the Beast Man]

965. Good luck

[Beware the Beast Man]

966. Now I'm cheating

[LoZoccolo]

967. Just for that, here's an Oasis reply.

Oasis was more popular than The Beatles in the 90s.

[Guy Fawkes]

984. thats because people in the 90's...

liked bad music.

[sundog]

978. letsgoletsgoletsgo

[bloodyjack]

981. Wouldn't it be a hell of a thing if this thread got locked around now

[LoZoccolo]

985. Don't say that!

You'll ruin the plan, and we'll never get the power tools!

[bloodyjack]

995. this thread totally sucks

[rug]

983. damn, youre going to make it

[LoZoccolo]

I just hope no one posts a bunch of one-worders at the end.

That would be lame.

[LoZoccolo]

997. It's like the next reply after it.

:boring:

[Placebo]

986. we

[Placebo]

987. are

[Placebo]

988. going

[Placebo]

990. to

[Placebo]

991. hit

[Placebo]

992. one

[Placebo]

994. thousand

[Placebo]

996. posts

[LoZoccolo]

998. Yeah, and it'll be mine.

Watch!

[LoZoccolo]

1000. Mine is technically it!

That's it! There are two # posts!

[LoZoccolo]

1003. And I don't even have to worry about hitting the number 1000 either!

:party:

[Renew Deal]

1022. Congrats!!!

1 thousand smileys for you.

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[LoZoccolo]

1007. Oh shit, maybe not.

See #1005.

[Worst Username Ever]

1008. Dammit!! I think we tied!

Mine didn't come up with a post #, so I guess it goes to you, lol

[LoZoccolo]

1012. Maybe the #s happen because of a concurrency problem.

Yeah, I think we may have had a real tie.

:toast:

[Worst Username Ever]

1014. Sweet!

:toast:

[LoZoccolo]

993. Bah, that's what I was talking about.

:boring:

[LoZoccolo]

989. family

I got all my sisters with me.

[Worst Username Ever]

999. Did we make it?

[Worst Username Ever]

1000!!!!!!!

[Worst Username Ever]

1002. !

[LoZoccolo]

1005. Oh shit, it messed up at the last minute!

#998 may have been technically it because of the two # posts, or #997 may have been it because of this one! You can't tell because the time stamp only has minutes and not seconds.

[Worst Username Ever]

1013. lol read 1008 W3 ar3 teh r0x0R!!!

[Beware the Beast Man]

1016. Excellent!

:toast: :bounce: Thanks everybody; we proved NOTHING!!!! :bounce: :toast:

[miss_kitty]

1001. holy cow man

if I type a little slowly and shit, maybe, just maybe, I can be post # 1000. Hmmmmmmm. But I'd rather win the Mega Millions Lottory. But if I got 1000 here, it wouldn't necesarrily mean I had less of a chance at Lottery, now would it?

missedit

[Longgrain]

1004. Looks like you did it

Congratulations Beast Man.

B-) :bounce: :toast: :party: :toast: :bounce: B-)

For what it was worth...

[mark414]

1006. way to go beast man

[Guy Fawkes]

1009. yay!

:party:

[dolo amber]

1010. w00t!!!

:bounce:

[bloodyjack]

1011. Huzzah

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1015. That's my boy!

Nice work sir

[redqueen]

1017. Pointless good fun!

Yay, you!

[tjwash]

1018. One last kick

[realisticphish]

1020. would going for 2000

be too much? :shrug:

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[TyeDye75]

1023. Sure why the hell not

kick...let the morning posters do their worst

[slutticus]

1029. I think that's a fantastic idea

[Renew Deal]

1021. How did I miss this badboy?

:yourock:

[baron j]

1024. I refuse to add a reply to your post.

Oops!

[tyedyeto]

1025. Way To Go and congrats!!!

[GOPBasher]

1026. What number is this on?

[GOPBasher]

1027. Yay! You made it it! It can die now!

[Renew Deal]

1028. Why kill something so wonderful?