Freeper Sends Message to DU About Jeff Gannon Scandal

[Crankie Avalon]

Give it up, libruls. Is nothing there, there. Jeff Gannon a reporter, plane and single. Not member of your librul media so you attach. He not pantywaist librul, but a military man who honors military with his military stud websites and loyal to President America/controls world. That why you hate. You just jealous and hate military. Republican party love all military studs. Military stud is soul of Republican party/verbal, dominant, controlling top just like website say. A-OK, thumbs up! DUmmies get a brain, morans!!!

[Ganja Ninja]

1. That's no freeper, it's Bob Boudelange. n/t

[Crankie Avalon]

9. I can't wait to read HIS take on the whole affair!

[Ganja Ninja]

15. "THERE WAS NO AFFAIR SO STOP SAYING THAT!!!"

:evilgrin:

[Itchinjim]

2. Is this real?

He sounds like my idiot bro-in-law.

[Crankie Avalon]

10. Not "real" in the sense you're thinking of...

...but real enough in its own way, I suppose (consistent with the spirit of how freepers express themselves).

[Blue-Jay]

3. That was written by Tonto, Tarzan, and Frankenstein.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

5. Hehehehehe squirrel n/t

[Anarcho-Socialist]

4. "military stud", "controlling top"?

Very homoerotic.

[dr.strangelove]

6. Very funny

I love the use of morans at the end there.

[Crankie Avalon]

11. Thanks...

...I stole that bit from someone else. ;)

[lukasahero]

7. This kid might want to take 7th grade english again. eom

[Crankie Avalon]

12. "AGAIN"?

You mean there was a first time?

[lukasahero]

14. Point. :-) eom

[auburngrad82]

8. As for the nekkid pics, Gannon is just using his 2nd amendment right

to bare his weapon.

[Crankie Avalon]

13. That's right!!!

By the time this thread runs its course, we'll have given the freeps enough ideas so they can spin this scandal.

[twenty2strings]

16. You just might have a future,son

In the fast paced,glamorous world of satirical commentary. Ain't no money in it, tho.:toast: