Time for a Dead Kennedys update

[NightTrain]

I refer, of course, to the DKs' 1980 "ode" to then-Governor Jerry Brown, "California Uber Alles," and rewritten a year later after Reagan became president ("We've Got A Bigger Problem Now").

Seems to me, 2003 is the perfect time for a third version of "California Uber Alles." C'mon folks, help me write this song:

I am Arnold the Terminator,
Hitler-lover and woman-hater.
Still, you made me governor.

My campaign was total fluff,
but the voters felt that was enough.
Never held elected office before,
but I'm the George Bush White House's whore.

California Uber Alles!
California Uber Alles!
Uber Alles California!
California Uber Alles!



OK gang, take it from there!

[vi5]

1. Put in some lines about the Green Party.....

And Camejo, since that's all the Biafra's broken record seems to be able to play any more.

[el_gato]

2. lame smear on jello

:cry: "jello said something i didn't like waaaaaah!"