A friend will bail you out of jail...

[TXlib]

but a true friend will be sitting in there with you, saying, "Damn, we sure had fun!"

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. No, true friend will keep your ass out to begin with.

Or leave you in to teach you a lesson if you really need it.

[TXlib]

2. True, but that's not nearly as funny.

Take all the piss out of my joke, why don'tchya?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. lol, it's not all that original.

I just hate it because it perpetuates the idea that a friend should just let you do whatever the hell you want, and that's really not the point of friendship.

[shesemsmom]

7. I must agree

I have a few good ones lol

[datasuspect]

3. reminds me of me and buddy

cooter brown.

[TXlib]

4. Is your friend Cooter related to

Vagina Jones?

[datasuspect]

6. no cooter brown

is that guy i am always trying to get drunker than.

[Az]

5. Just saw that quote the other day

Forgot where. WHere the heck have you been surfing?

[TXlib]

9. I've been surfing my brain

It just popped into current memory from deep memory.