DU men what freebies have you received?

[sniffa]

i've gotten free drinks - mostLy by men.

i'm stiLL waiting for someone to pick up my meaL tab some day. :P

[Worst Username Ever]

1. I had a HOT young female cop give me a warning for a ticket once

but I also slipped in that I was headed to my job as a correctional officer. I like to think it was our synergy.

[sniffa]

2. dear penthouse

i never thought this wouLd happen to me, but...

[kick-ass-bob]

3. Don't tell anyone,

but a Prince's son in Nigeria is giving me a percentage of their estate through my bank account!!!

Woohoo! I'm counting the days!!!

[sniffa]

5. what a coincidence

i'm getting a simiLar package from the son of a murdered, nigerian, diamond horder.

those nigerians are quite generous... he's not the first to offer me free money.

[JAbuchan08]

7. Who is that in your avatar?

They look awfully danged familiar.

[sniffa]

11. me

[JAbuchan08]

15. You wouldn't happen to have lived in Colorado

and moved to New York within the last year? You bear an uncanny resemblance to an aquaintence (sp.) of mine.

[sniffa]

16. sorry

born a masshoLe, stiLL a masshoLe. :D

[JAbuchan08]

17. yeah I'm sorry too, darn Massholes

you should be locked up for your anti-american tendencies, every single one of you. Even the catholics, ESPECIALLY the catholics. :evilgrin:

edited to convey sarcasm, only it won't add my evil grin.
I actually love catholics... like for all their ceremony and stuff.

[Zuni]

14. I don't know how the Nigerians found me

but all i had to do was give the Government Official my bank account #, my credit card #, my SS # and a bunch of other personal info and they are GOING TO PUT THOUSANDS OF $$$$ IN MY BANK ACCOUNT FOR NOTHING.
I Thought Nigeria was poor. Silly me

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. All I can figure is that Nigeria must be overflowing in cash

They must be burning it by the bushel full just to get rid of it.

I'm sitting on probably hundreds of billions of dollars in emails right now. And I'm not the only one.

"Come to Nigeria, where US dollars are so thick on the ground our animals are dying and the foliage is gone from oxygen and light deprivation. Please, won't you help us?"

[coloradodem2005]

4. Well...

...at Hops, the very cute young waitress gave me and my friend 6 free rolls instead of two and gave us another batch when we ate those.

[meegbear]

6. Men offer me free drinks too!

Haven't seen you at the RamRod though ;-).

[jonnyblitz]

8. i havent been there in a long time.

snicker. :P

[meegbear]

9. Was there last Saturday ...

drunk as a skunk on cognac and beer. Still had a blast.

[jonnyblitz]

19. that last time i went it was for "black party" at machine downstairs

a few years back. a most interesting night i had. :crazy:

[skypilot]

10. free foot photos

*

[Zuni]

12. a military escort named Jeff

it was weird...he kept talking about how much he hated gays the whole time...

[Tafiti]

13. Some dude bought me a drink...

...in Puerto Rico once. Don't know if he was gay or not, but I don't know why else he'd buy me one. If he was, I didn't want to lead him on, but I drank it anyway. Who am I to pass up a free beer?

[bigwillq]

20. Free Drinks, shots, meal tab, flowers

Etc., etc., etc...:)

[ronnykmarshall]

21. I got your meal right here !!