Quick! While new accounts are off, everyone --

[Robb]

--- take off all your clothes! :bounce:

FINALLY we can talk about our nefarious plots to turn everyone gay, change the federal government to communist, spread witchcraft, and help Saddam and bin Laden do... well, whatever!

/sarcasm off

/can't believe he had to say sarcasm off

[sexybomber]

1. I was naked already

:evilgrin:

[mhr]

2. Clothes, I Had to Sell Them For Food!

eom

[DuctapeFatwa]

3. FREE! Pizza! FREE! Federally funded Islamic Day Care! FREE! Nikes!

New clothes for everyone! NO MORE TAX on Eyeliner or Porch Swings!

SPECIAL Tax breaks for people with Wide Feet and Fresh Breath!

[Kamika]

4. why are they off?

curious

[arcane1]

5. we need to get around to taking everyone's money, too

time to live the librul dream of a 99.9% tax rate on the poor, and don't forget the mandatory abortions for all!

:eyes:


I'm at work, Robb, so I gotta keep the clothes for now, lol!

[Robb]

9. "Metaphorically naked" is what I meant anyhow...

...And I can't believe I forgot the porch swing tax break, and mandatory abortions for all, regardless of race, creed, sex, or pregnancy!

[arcane1]

10. oh, heck..

I'm always that! :-)

the only thing we have left to do is make Christianity illegal, and the US will become a librul Paradise!

sadly, I can just see Rushboy reciting this whole thread on the air, without a hint of context... fug'm

[radwriter0555]

6. I'm NAKEY!

YEEEEE HAW! Free and unfettered NUDITY!

[Padraig18]

7. I only get naked for...

... friends, family and complete strangers. :bounce:

[ACK]

8. Ok all the male gay Du'ers start threads

about seeing more male sex organs on movies/tv and then start trying to recruit the straight guys like some silly right-wing religious nightmare that never existed.

[DuctapeFatwa]

11. Gay Socialist Muslims with GENITALS teaching your kids in SCHOOL!!

FOREIGNERS selling VIDEO games in the BROAD DAYLIGHT!

Flag-Burning Day declared a NATIONAL HOLIDAY!