I'm US First Lady Columba Bush. Ask me anything.

[UrbScotty]

[peekaloo]

1. Do you know all the words to 'Smuggler's Blues'?

and would you hum a few bars?

p.s. on the metric scale how big is "Little Jeb"?

[Beaverhausen]

2. Why are all your kids criminals?

[UrbScotty]

7. They've been pardoned.

I love my brother-in-law!

[LynneSin]

3. So what fake prescriptions is your daughter Noelle writing these days

:shrug:

[peekaloo]

4. #3 Which one is the ventriloquist and which one's the dummy?

[UrbScotty]

8. He's both.

He shoves words down people's throats, and he's dumb.

[Bronco69]

5. What's the secret stash you will be peddling out of the

trunk of your car this week?

[Padraig18]

6. Muling any cash these days?

:evilgrin:

[democrat in Tallahassee]

9. Is Cynthia Henderson still living with your husband when you are

out of town? Did you notice that time Jeb had to buy a new bed cause he broke the old one while you were gone?

[BiggJawn]

10. Aren't you getting ahead of yourself, dearie?

You won't be First Lump until 2008.

BTW, how's Jebbie "stack up" compared to your Personal Trainer?

[Michigander4Dean]

11. What is it like to have so much dignity

...compared with your brother-in-law?

[UrbScotty]

12. It's all relative.

I seem to have a lot of dignity, because any amount of dignity is more than hubby.