Who would win in a fight - Pee Wee Herman or Carrot Top?

[MikeG]

[CBGLuthier]

1. Carrot Top

Check out his biceps. He is in excellent physical shape.

As for PeeWee, the only exercise he gets is with his right arm moving up and down. :-)

[tcoursen]

2. Carrot Top

I saw him on an episode of Howard Stern. He looked like he had been working out with Barry Bonds.

He looked like a freak. Well, more of a freak than he already looked.

[JVS]

3. Pee wee would beat him by fighting dirty! He fucked Francis up bad

Pee wee has the rage!

[trumad]

4. I've actually seen Carrot Top in a gym here in Central Florida

The guy is buffed big time.. Of course he's one weird looking dude...

On second thought, I heard Pee Wee has a strong right hand. ;-)

[KurtNYC]

5. If Carrot Top is on steroids does that make him

some kind of GM food?

[AlCzervik]

6. carrot top looks like he's a balco client

[trumad]

9. He certainly looks like he's doing the juice.

The guy's got this popeye body with that funny looking head.

[AlCzervik]

10. he must be look quite the sight when he rages.

[Shakespeare]

7. If it's a fight involving props.....

Then PeeWee wins easily. He'll beat him to death with his Big Shoes, and Carrot Top will have only his miniature props (like the tiny suitcases) to defend himself.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

8. pee -wee

he has tons of james bond gadgets on his bike that would take out that POS long distance shill

[trumad]

11. weird looking dude.

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Carrot Top has more props...

...but Pee-Wee's got a mad posse.

Cowboy Bob would fuck Carrot Top UP.