RNC Press Release:

[chiburb]

The GOP National Committee announced today that it is
changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because
it more clearly reflects the party's political stance:

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives one a sense of
security while screwing others.

Furthermore, it was reported today that at a White House staff
meeting last week there was a heated discussion about the health of Vice
President Cheney and his angina problem.

G.W.Bush interrupted and stated emphatically that "men do not have
anginas." Mr. Bush was especially perplexed when a staffer said that "Cheney
has acute angina."

[jono]

1. LOL

That is funny.

[Ilsa]

2. HAAAAAAAAAAA! HAHAHAHA!

Best laugh I've had all day.

[ewagner]

3. LOL

Thanks. Needed a good laugh!

[denverbill]

4. Nyuck nyuck nyuck. Good one.

[MGKrebs]

5. Wow. I needed that!

Tank you.

[Beer Snob-50]

6. Can we use the term Angina on a family site??

[DinahMoeHum]

7. Yeah, yeah, I figured out that last paragraph. LMAO !!!

Thanks!!

What a bunch of pussies!!


:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[chiburb]

8. Maybe "Cheney Has Acute Angina"

Should've been the thread title?

[Padraig18]

9. Hehehe!

:silly:

[Friar]

10. too funny

Ya goof...

:silly:

[chiburb]

11. Shameless...

Kick!