I've decided I'm going to become a tree!

[Guy Fawkes]

How does one go about that? :shrug:

[Technowitch]

1. First, dig a hole and line it with mulch

Then stand in said hole and pack the soil around your feet. Fertilize thoroughly and water.

Then, have all your skin removed and replaced with bark.

Then eat a whole bunch of sawdust until the cellulose replaces the other compounds in your cells.

Then, grow a bunch of leaves and hold them as high as you can.

You're done.

[DBoon]

2. Find a famous mountain

and stand on its shoulder.

Helps if the mountain is named "Billy"

[tmooses]

3. In the spring...just leave.

[BlueJazz]

4. With all due respect, are you going to be a....

WalNUT Tree? :)

[Bunny]

5. I think that I shall never see.

A poem as lovely as a tree.

Or something like that. :shrug:

[Spinzonner]

6. Does your health insurance cover arborist visits ?