My brother has a life-sized cardboard statue of ** in his house

[seito]

Who can beat that?

[progressoid]

1. Holy crap - - so what are you going to do to it?

:evilgrin:

:nuke:

[seito]

10. Well, it is in CA

I am currently in MD. I hope it is still around at family reunion time :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

2. There's one in the DU office.

Of course, he was decorated with pro-choice stickers and paraphernalia at the march for women last April.

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Does he vomit on it or throw darts at it?

Has he trained his dog to attack it?

I trained my dog to growl and bare her teeth when I say "bush!"

It's pretty funny.

[seito]

13. I think he prays to it

My dogs run and hide when they hear "bush" :scared:

[NightTrain]

4. For what? Throwing tomatoes at?

[Radical Activist]

5. Get a Sharpie

What would you like to draw on Bush?

[seito]

14. Ewwww

Too much intimate contact for me. I am more of a projectile person.

[Patchuli]

6. And do you get to abuse it? LOL!

I'd have to, just out of principle!

[sparky_in_ma]

7. hmm....

Is it anatomically correct? Just askin.:eyes:

[seito]

11. ROFLMAO

What are the anatomical parts that I would expect to find on a shrub? :scared:

I have not actually seen it. My Mom went over to visit last night and told me about it.

[sparky_in_ma]

12. Betcha

"Gannon" has one too. Don't ask, don't tell.:evilgrin:

[seito]

16. They have life sized Gropenators too

I betcha Gannon has both. :evilgrin: Paper dolls for grownups :crazy:

[sparky_in_ma]

17. Thank you. LOL

for planting the seeds of nightmares tonite.:scared:

[StopTheMorans]

8. i have plenty of blunt objects, i guess i could beat it

:wow:

[Lisa]

9. I would! With a large stick!

(note -- I would never advocate doing that to the actual **, or even an impersonator.)

[PartyPooper]

15. A "life-sized" cardboard statue of Condi in his house next to Junior

would be nice!

:silly:

[dorktv]

18. Target practice?

[Radio_Lady]

19. Hope you don't go to visit him soon! n/t

[ragin_acadian]

20. suggestions from the gulf coast:

scotch tape a copy of my pet goat to one of the hands

scotch tape a bulge in between the shoulder blades

dust a little baking soda underneath the nostrils

leave some empty beer bottles at the feet

cut a hole in the mouth and leave a silver spoon hanging out.





tell your brother you were making offerings.

[madison2000]

21. Is it for target practice?