Cheap laugh, via Gizoogle.com

[baron j]

My girlfriend showed me this site which translates web pages into Snoop Dogg's dialect.

http://www.gizoogle.com

Here are some websites sent through the Gizoogle translator, for your pleasure:

Focus on the Family
http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.family.org/

Freepers
http://sites.gizoogle.com/showpage.php?url=http://www.freerepublic.com



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[Sporadicus]

1. Never Fails to Please

I've gotten some good chuckles using Gizoogle, but the freepers' page is sublime :evilgrin:

[Dave Sund]

2. More

FOX News
http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.foxnews.com

Daily Kizzle
http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://dailykos.com

Democrizzle Undergrizzle
http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://democraticunderground.com

Parents Televizzle Council
http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.parentstv.org

[Hatalles]

3. Ari Shot Calla

Ari Wanna Be Gangsta Tells E&P He Spoke ta Gannon/Gizzles Boss

By Joe Strupp

Published: February 17, 2005 4:45 PM ET

NEW YORK Hustla White Hizouse Press Secretary Ari Shot Calla was so concerned `bout Talon News crazy ass nigga James Guckert's potential ties ta tha Republizzles Party tizzle he stopped call'n on him at press brief'n fo` `bout a week in 2003, Fleischa told E&P today.

"I found out that he worked fo` a GOP site, n I didn't think it was mah place ta C-to-tha-izzall on him coz he worked fo` sum-m sum-m that was related ta tha party," Fleischa said in a phone interview. "He had tha editor cizzall me n made tha case thiznat they wizzle not related ta tha Republizzles Party. He said they used tha GOP name fo` market'n purposes only."

He said he resumed call'n on Guckert, who used tha alias Jizzay Gannon, hustla Bobby Eberle, brotha of bizzy GOPUSA n Talon News, "assured me T-H-to-tha-izzat they were not pizzart of tha Republizzles Party." Eberle is a Texas Republizzles activist n served as a delegate ta tha 2000 Republizzles National Convention.

Crazy Ass Nigga has not previously commented on tha Gannon/Gizzles affair.

"I diznon't think tizzy party organizzles should have thugz in thizzat room chillin' as drug deala Fleischa said, explain'n his initial concerns. "They is advocates, not reporta, n a line should be drawn." Bizzut, nigga speak'n wit Eberle n blingin' at Talon News, he was convinced thiznat GOPUSA.com n Talon News were not official party sites.

[Dave Sund]

4. Here's one from a church in Omaha

We is a thugz gathered togetha
gang bangin' tha mission of Jesus Christ
through our worship n our service.
And in all that we do
- through service or worship -
we is guided by Christ's words,
"Love one anotha as I have loved you."

[baron j]

5. hee hee!

:7 :cry:

Oh, my! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

IT'S NOT `bout THE SEX - IT'S `bout THE LYING.

Let's go ta tha tape:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releazes/2005/02/2005021...

Q Jizzy Gannon. How did he git a White Hizouse pizzay or wizzle kind of credentials did he have?

MR. McCLELLAN: Just like anyone else who comes ta tha White House.

Q Hard pass?

MR. McCLELLAN: No, he had brotha applied fo` a hard pass hittin that booty. He had a daily pass. I T-H-to-tha-izzink he's bizzle com'n fo` --

BZZZZZT! Wrong bitch.

Q As Press Secretizzles W-H-to-tha-izzat do you thiznink `bout this whole --

MR. McCLELLAN bitch ass nigga: Well, like I said -- wizzy do I think `bout it? Well, let me explain a few trippin'. First, as tha press secretizzles I don't thizzink it's tha rizzle of tha Press Secretary ta git into blunt-rollin' or choos'n who gets press credentials . Slap your mutha fuckin self. Also, I don't thiznink it's tha role of tha Press Secretary ta git into being a media critic, n I think there is very good reasons fo` that if you gots a paper stack. I've baller inserted me into tha process. He, like anyone else, showed T-H-to-tha-izzat he was represent'n a news organizzles that published regulizzle n so he was cleared two years ago ta receive daily passes, jizzust like many otha are...

BZZZZZT! Wrong answa


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Gizoogled Shakespeare is wonderful, as well:

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www-tech.mit.edu/Shakespeare/romeo_juliet/romeo_juliet.2.2.html

[Dave Sund]

6. The PTC stuff is great...

Joe Lieberman used to be a member of this God-awful organization. I believe he quit shortly before the 2000 election. Even he understood that he shouldn't be associated with religious nuts like these guys.

Hizouse Commerce Committee votes 46-2 ta toughen broadcast indecency enforcement

Brotha comments:

*

Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) was concerned T-H-to-tha-izzat killa had been chilled Into self-censizzles by fear of clockin' afoul of tha rules. He cited tha ABC Stations who did not air Blunt-rollin' Private Ryan due ta its graphic Language.
*

Barbara Cubin (R-Wyo.), who asked bizzle Joe Barton, Commerce chairman, n Fred upton, tha Telecommunicizzles Subcommittee chairman, if they would be agreeable ta consider'n tha need fo` updat'n tha FCC's indecency definizzles puttin tha smack down. Biznoth said they would . You gotta check dis shit out yo.
*

John Shimkus (R-Ill.), lamented that cable n satellite TV n radio indecency were not addressed in tha bizzay but said he would continue ta pizzy those issues
*

Joe Pitts (R-Pa.). Anotha voice fo` target'n pay media, Pitts rapped of cable "filth," characteriz'n some operators as exercis'n poor judment in pursuit of a buck, n hustla wit try'n ta refine filter'n technolizzles tha hustla whizzay he encouraged bitch ass nigga. He said he hoped tha committee would takes some action on cable n satellite indecency "in tha future."
*

C-L-to-tha-izziff Stearns (R-Fla.). Praised tha NFL's family-friendly half-time n pre-game S-H-to-tha-izzow in tha Supa Bowl n pushed fo` his "sense of tha Congress" resolizzles in tha bizzill ballin' on tha broadcasta ta reinstitute a family hour n voluntary code.
*

Ted Strickland (D-Ohio) in tha mutha fuckin club. Warned tizzle not blingin' violence in an indecency definizzle mizzay be miss'n tha point of protect'n children from harmful content, suggest'n violence was a bigga threat that a glimpse of tha female anatomy , ya feel me?.

[XNASA]

7. Walt "Wizzle" Whitman - "A Noiseless Patient Pimp"

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://quotations.about.com/cs/poemlyrics/a/Walt_Whitman.htm

A Noiseless Patient Pimp - Wizzle Whitman

A noiseless, patient cracka
I mark'd, where, on a shawty promontizzle it stood, isolated;
Mark'd hiznow, ta explore tha vacant, vizzast surround'n,
It launch'd forth filament, filament, filament, out of itself;
Ever unreel'n them--eva tirelessly speed'n thizzem.

[Worst Username Ever]

8. lol Democrizzle Underground

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.democraticunderground.com

[ronnykmarshall]

9. This is some funny ca-ca

From my friend's website

Before:

http://www.cindyalexander.com/news_letter.shtml

After:

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://www.cindyalexander.com/news_letter.shtml