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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 10:42 PM
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Just had a sneezing fit! 19 times in a row!!!!!
I've always been bad about sneezing 6, 7, 8 etc times in a row but its gotten worse. However, when I was in my mid-thirties, I once sneezed 16 times in a row which was my record, a personal best! :thumbsup:

Tonight, I sneezed 19 times in a row, breaking my lifetime record and making me question my mortality....

In the words of the immortal Peggy Lee....

"Is that all there is? Is that all there is? If thats all there is, my friend, then lets keep dancin'. Let's break out the booze, and have a ball, if thats all....there is....."
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 10:44 PM
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1. So you had the equivalent of about 1.6 orgasms
Edited on Thu Feb-17-05 10:45 PM by jpgray
I think I read somewhere that a sneeze is about 1/12 an orgasm. I must be having some great orgasms or some lousy sneezes.
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 10:50 PM
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3. I'm not gonna lie...It does feel good.....
But, to paraphrase Lloyd Bentson, "Sir, I had orgasms as a boy, I had orgasms as a youth, and I had orgasms as an adult. A sneeze, sir, or even 12 of them, is no orgasm!"

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Auntie Bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 10:49 PM
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2. God Bless You 16 times! Here ya go!
God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You ! God Bless You !
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 10:51 PM
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4. Thanks!
I needed that!
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Bhaisahab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 10:53 PM
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5. thats nothin, my daddy had a 27 sneeze fit one time...
and meself has a 22 sneeze record. runs in the family. keep trying rowdyboy! :)
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Wheaty Donating Member (256 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:02 PM
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6. dang sneezin' amateur!
just kiddin'. my record is 12. :dunce:
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:37 PM
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16. I'm amazed that anyone other than me keeps count!
You'll beat 12 easily!
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:12 PM
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8. I stand in awe of your 22 sneezes, and stunned by your dad's 27...,
However, it scares me that there is anyone else alive who counts their sneezes! We must have something in common!
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Bhaisahab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:20 PM
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13. to tell u the truth...
i like impressing ppl with my sneezing fits. is there something wrong with me? :crazy:
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whodiedandmadeUSgod Donating Member (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:09 PM
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7. did you wet your pants?
Edited on Thu Feb-17-05 11:09 PM by whodiedandmadeUSgod
If they are you must be a man.
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:18 PM
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10. No, but I did check my pants for skidmarks! Sneezing affects
everyone differently!
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:17 PM
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9. My recently acomplished record is 38 in a row
Before that, it was 27. I have sinuses and allergies from hell.
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:20 PM
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12. Dahmn....I'm impressed!
I have some allergies, but am not prone to that sort of problem. :shrug:
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:22 PM
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14. LOL...and I sneeze LOUD
My other half calls my sneeze "the sonic boom". I once tried to not sneeze so loudly...ended up with one hell of a nose bleed!
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Unreconstructed Lib Donating Member (133 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:19 PM
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11. If that were me, I'd want a cigarette.
Sneezing can be as satisfying as sex. ;)
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-05 11:25 PM
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15. 5 or 6 can be sexy
15 is just plain irritating!
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