Reverse Astrology

[Blue in a Red State]

Has anyone taken the test here: http://www.cryptoclast.org/Opinion/astrology/reverse_astrology.htm ?
It pegged me as the Virgo that I am with a score of 80. Just wondering if anyone else's results jived...


Alyssa, my Balinese princess from the shelter

[Dookus]

1. unsurprisingly

it was wrong

"According to our analysis, you are a Aquarius, Jan 20 to Feb 18. But you are certainly not a Capricorn, Dec 22 to Jan 19.
You claim to be a Gemini, but you are simply in error. Please consult your parents as to your actual birth date. You can click on the link on the bottom of the web page to see how this divination was made."

[Heddi]

10. According to mine

"You born 20 years too late, 4 months and 17 days too early. Your parents were to supposed to have been Korean Drag Performers with a penchant for singing "It's Raining Men" in Tagalog.

You were supposed to have an appostrophe-shaped birthmark covering your right eye, a sebacious cyst instead of a nipple, and severely untreatable ingrown pubic hairs. Also you were supposed to have 6 toes on both feet (interestingly enough, I have a cousin who has 6 toes AND they're webbed. Creepy)

You should have been born a boy and it suggested that you pray for a distended uterus that you can use as a pretend penis

Please consult your parents as to your actual birth date. You can click on the link on the bottom of the web page to see how this divination was made."


:shrug:

[coloradodem2005]

2. It said that I was a Virgo.

Even though I am a Libra.

[Az]

3. Thinks I'm an Aquarius

I'm a Scorpio. :evilgrin:

You claim to be a Scorpio, but you are simply in error. Please consult your parents as to your actual birth date. You can click on the link on the bottom of the web page to see how this divination was made.

[mcscajun]

11. Same results

I'm a Scorpio, it swears I'm an Aquarius.

I looked at the "divination table" and I can't say I agree with it, either. :)

[sakabatou]

17. Same results

But I'm an Aires.

[intheflow]

4. Well that was pretty freaky.

I told them my sign was Sagittarius, but they pegged me as the Aquarius I am. Rather weird!

[baldguy]

5. It says I'm a virgo. I'm an aquarius.

Therefore I must conclude that this is a load of shit.

[Radio_Lady]

6. Thinks I'm an Aries... NOT! My ex-husband was an Aries...

I'm a Gemini! And proud of it!

[Patchuli]

7. Mine was right

Aquarius and definitely not a Virgo! I think Aquarius is the antithesis of a Virgo!

[SarahB]

8. It was right.

:wow:
"According to our analysis, you are a Aquarius, Jan 20 to Feb 18. But you are certainly not a Aries, Mar 21 to April 19.
You claim to be a Aquarius, and, as expected, the miraculous powers of astrology have proven themselves."

[libodem]

9. It said I was a Gemini

I'm a sanitarian, with Aquarius rising and my moon is in vergo...I think I'm more like my rising sign

[Heddi]

12. spooky

According to our analysis, you are a Pisces, Feb 19 to Mar 20. But you are certainly not a Aries, Mar 21 to April 19.
You claim to be a Pisces, and, as expected, the miraculous powers of astrology have proven themselves. You can click on the link on the bottom of the web page to see how this divination was made

I was 70% Pisces. The other 30% is a delicious mixture of mocha and cheesecake filling.

[baba]

13. It said I'm a Cancer.

But I'm a Taurus. However, my Moon sign is Cancer, so maybe that means something.

[Not_Giving_Up]

14. Maybe I was born a little late?

According to our analysis, you are a Virgo, Aug 23 to Sep 22. But you are certainly not a Libra, Sep 23 to Oct 22.
You claim to be a Libra, but you are simply in error. Please consult your parents as to your actual birth date. You can click on the link on the bottom of the web page to see how this divination was made.

My birthday is Sept 28...not far from a Virgo.

[Blue in a Red State]

15. Okay, it's officially a crock

Since only 5 results out of 14 read "true" here on DU. As you were.


Alyssa, my Balinese princess from the shelter

[WindRavenX]

16. Hmmm..said I was a Leo

But I'm really an Aries. Oh well, fun test :hi:

[2bfree]

18. Right on the money!

It said I was a cancer and I am!