Time For Another Freeper Joke Thread

[CO Liberal]

It's easy - take your favorite ethnic joke, substitute "Freeper", and post it.

I'll start.

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Q - What's yellow, screams, and is fun to watch???

A - A school bus full of Freepers going over a cliff.

:-)

[Friar]

1. if the mods allow this ( and I bet they won't)

What do you call a thousand freepers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start...

[VelmaD]

2. Q: Do you know how to save a drowning Freeper?

A: No

Good. :evilgrin:

[Padraig18]

3. I'll play

Q: What's a freeper virgin?

A: An ugly 3rg-grader who can outrun his uncle.

[CO Liberal]

4. What Has Eleven Legs and Thirteen Teeth?

The crowd at a Freeper pro-war rally.

:-)

[CO Liberal]

5. One Fine Day At The Police Station

Following the assault of a young woman, the police rounded up the usual suspects for a lineup. Suddenly, the Freeper suspect stepped forward and screamed “That’s her!!”

:-)

[CO Liberal]

6. Heard about the Freeper hockey team?

They all drowned in spring training.

:-)

[commander bunnypants]

7. What is a hundred Annthraxx Ann's standing next to each other

A comb


DDQM

[commander bunnypants]

8. Hey Freeper

What is your favorite vegetable


Mine is Ronald Regan


DDQM

[commander bunnypants]

9. How do you get a one armed freeper out of a tree

Wave at him


DDQM

[buff2]

10. Hey freeper!

Is that really your head,or did someone shit between your shoulders? :evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

11. M'kay

Dick Cheney is in the Vatican having talks with the Pope, and the subject of pedophile priests comes up. The Pope shakes his head and says "Y'know, I just don't understand it. Take those children playing over there, would you screw them?"

Cheney looks puzzled and asks, "Out of what?"

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. LOL!!

[Best_man23]

12. Q: What is a Freeper's Idea of a fun Saturday Night?

A: A 12 pack of Black Label and a bug zapper.

[CO Liberal]

13. What Are the Three Hardest Years of a Freeper's Life?

Fourth Grade.

:-)

[Best_man23]

14. What happened when the Freeper mowed his lawn?

He found four more cars up on blocks.

[Padraig18]

15. Another

Billy Joe Jim Bob drives up in a brand new pickup truck, and his friend asks "Where did you get the new truck?". BJJB says, "That beautiful blonde bartender down at the Dew Drop Inn offered me a ride about an hour ago, so I got in. Well, she drove and drove and drove until we were WAY OUT in the country, and then she pulls off the road, jumps out of the truck, throws off her clothes, lays back with her legs spread and says 'Take what you want, Billy Joe Jim Bob!', so I got in the driver's seat and drove off and here I am."

"Good thinking, Billy Joe Jim Bob--- them clothes would never have fit you!". "Yeah, I know; that's why I took the truck!" :P

[CO Liberal]

16. Two Freepers Bought a Ford Country Squire Station Wagon

They brought it home, and immediately tore all the wood paneling off the sides. They stood back to admire their work, and one Freeper said to the other "Ya know, I liked it better when it was still in the box".

:-)

[Zhade]

17. How do you drown a Freeper?

Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

[Avatar13]

18. Freeper jokes

Q: Why do freepers have re-fried pork rinds?
A: Because they can't get anything right the first time

Q: Why do liberals put out their trash in clear plastic bags?
A: So freepers can go window shopping

A freeper family is eating dinner at a table one night, the husband turns to the wife and says:
Hey honey, why don't we let the kids go outside and P-L-A-Y, so we could f***.

[CO Liberal]

19. Another One

Q - When a Freeper has sex with his wife, why does she get on top?

A - Because all a Freeper can do is f**k up.

:-)

[Zhade]

20. What do you call Freepers with an I.Q. of 150?

A village.

[CanuckAmok]

21. Q: What does a Freeper exclaim when she's losing her virginity?

A: Aaaah! Get off me dad, you're crushin' my smokes!

[NightTrain]

22. What does a freeper do when he gets out of the shower?

Two possible answers:

1. He takes off his clothes.

OR:

2. A freeper taking a shower? Yeah, right!

[ploppy]

23. What does a freeper

say after sex?

"Git off me pappy - you're crushing my smokes!"

[Barad Simith]

24. Why did the freeper...

...divorce his wife and marry an outhouse?

The hole was smaller, and it smelled better.

[Best_man23]

25. What does

A Freeper divorce, a Florida Hurricane, and a Texas tornado have in common?

No matter which one you look at, someone's losing a trailer.

[woofless]

26. what do you have when you have a freeper buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

[VOX]

28. What's the difference between freeper road-kill and rabbit road-kill?

The dead rabbit has skid marks in front of it.

[CO Liberal]

29. How Do You Drive a Freeper Crazy?

Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.

[TOhioLiberal]

30. Joke

How can you tell who's the groom at a freeper wedding?
He's the one with the clean t-shirt!

[ironflange]

31. Here's one

A freeper high school boy manages to get lucky with the class slut.

She pulls out a condom, saying, "OK, put this on first."

Freeper says, "What for?"

Girl says, "Silly, it's so I don't get pregnant, tee hee."

Three weeks later, Freeper grabs girl in hallway and says, "I don't care if you get pregnant, I'm taking the damn thing off!"