Songs for these times

[DulceDecorum]

JEFF GANNON
Can you feel the magic in my hands
When I touch and rub you the RIGHT way
Stroke applied with tenderness
When I hold and rub you the RIGHT way.

WE, THE PEOPLE
Who let the (bull) dog in?
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.

TALK RADIO
Rush, Rush
Hurry, hurry lover
Come to me.

THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS OFFICE
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

PRESSTIUTES
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' they knew
The conservativemilitaryguy had blunder'd:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die:
Into the valley of Spongebob
Rode the mediawhores.

[St. Jarvitude]

1. From South Park

I've got something in my front pocket for you
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is
Then grab onto it, it's just for you
Give a little squeeze and say, 'How do you do?'
There's something in my front pocket, There's something in my front pocket,
There's something in my front pocket