In a 100 years or so, we'll all be turning to dust

[man4allcats]

but who gives a damn? It's not as if we'll know it! ;-)

[mr fry]

1. i am comming back as a hanging chad damnit

[man4allcats]

2. Gee, I hadn't thought of that.

Maybe I'll do that, too. :-)

[JohnnyRingo]

3. I'm so old I sneeze dust

Must be how it starts

[man4allcats]

4. My house is pretty dusty.

Until now, it never occurred to me that it might just be me falling apart.

[JohnnyRingo]

5. Hahahahahahahaha...LOL

Try to collect in an urn for future use.

[Technowitch]

6. Not me. I'm planning to be immortal

Or is that 'immoral'?

Such a difference a consonant makes.

[Nikia]

7. Actually with modern embalming and vaulting

You will look pretty much how you did at the funeral home for about 100 years if they did a good job.