I AM Nobody On DU But I Have Something To Say

[matcom]

I am nobody here. I read my ass off, post comments and occasionally have something to post outside of the Lounge that's worth reading. I used to do much much more such as writing essays (some of them) might even have been considered good but running a business part time and working full time running dozens of web sites has cut my participation immensly.

Anyhoooo, I feel the sudden urge to state an opinion from a Nobody:

First: I AM NOT TELLING ANYONE TO GET OVER IT

Second: I AM NOT TELLING ANYONE TO GET OVER IT

Third: IF I SEE ONE MORE THREAD GIVING FREE ADVERTISING TO THE SCROTUM OF THE WEB, (that "fr" site), I AM GONNA SHIT ON SOMEONE'S KEYBOARD

Fourth: I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING RATS ASS IF LIMBAUGH READS HERE. KNOW WHAT? I GIVE HIM CREDIT IF HE DOES (AT LEAST IS LEARNS SOMETHING FROM SOMEWHERE). KEEP GIVING ANAL-CYST MORE ADVERTISING AND I AM LIKELY TO SHIT ON YOUR KEYBOARD AS WELL.

Fifth (and my final rant): TURN YOUR ANGER AND YOUR ENERGY TO FIGHTING BUSH AND THE MOTHERFUCKING CRIMINALS WHO ARE TURNING THIS COUNTRY INTO THE THRID REICH. IF I SEE EVEN ONE BROWN SHIRT WALKING DOWN MY STREET, I WILL BLAME EVERY GAWDDAMN REPUKE AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS GIVEN UP ON THE BIG PICTURE!

*enjoy the rest of your evening*

[DS1]

1. just for clarification

will you be shitting on ~any~ keyboard or a specific keyboard? :scared:

[matcom]

12. i'm coming for YOURS FIRST Martin!

:D

now, you WILL obey won't you! :P

[VelmaD]

2. Thank you

I needed to hear that about as much as I bet you needed to say it.

:hug:

[eileen_d]

3. "the scrotum of the web"

That's priceless.

[Cosmic_Latte]

46. lemme add that

..."The scrotum with a huge fat mole"... ;-)

[kmla]

4. I agree wichoo, man.

Besides, even if I didn't I would say I did anyway. Don't want no poopy on my keyboard!

BTW, you are not a nobody. I enjoy your posts and your sense of humor a great deal. Thanks for reminding us to focus on the big picture. Thanks, Matcom.

Keep your eyes on the prize, folks. He's right.

[Gman]

5. Couldn't have said it better myself

Exactly my sentiments.

[SiouxJ]

6. I agree

not that you are a nobody - far from it. Hell, if you're a nobody then I'm a negative nobody as I post even less outside of the lounge than you do (but I too still read all the forums). Not posting a lot of important posts does not make you a nobody.

I agree that I'm sick to death of all the posts about Freeperland. Who the fuck cares what's going on in Idiotville? I'm sure they're pleased as punch that it now looks like we care what idiots have to say. I for one don't care. If I cared I'd listen to Pigboy but I already know his tired old act so I really don't care.

[_NorCal_D_]

7. Wow!

Great!

I agree, Bush is the target.

[Robb]

8. Hear hear!

That was the best wiggle-free post I've seen in a long time. :)

[RebelOne]

9. Right on!!

I couldn't have said it better.

[Squeech]

10. Don't hold back, tell us how you *really* feel

Seriously, however, the time to get this angry was December 2000. At least, that's when I got angry, and I've pretty much stayed that way. Every Repuke end run around the small-d democratic process, every no-bid contract "won" by a wired contributor, every moment Team Smirk plays politics with our national security (which is every moment they're awake), all of that rankles my ass. Mrs. Squeech is worried about my blood pressure.

We have become a kleptocratic dictatorship, much like Indonesia under Suharto or the Phillippines under Marcos, and I don't see anybody worrying about it, outside of my closest friends-- and such members of this board as aren't wasting their time snarking about whether Dean undercuts Clark worse than Clark undercuts Kerry worse than everyone undercuts Kucinich.

Anyway, the point of all this is: I'm with Matcom. All us assholes from Massachusetts are quite prepared to shit on your keyboards if you don't keep your collective eyes on the ball. Be advised.

[Best_man23]

11. Don't F*** with the MATCOM

Cause the MATCOM isn't into that eye for an eye BS.

You tell him to get over it, and he will shit on your keyboard!

[Darranar]

13. What's wrong about laughing at Limbaugh?

Though I do agree that we need to focus on knocking the occupant from the White House.

[Uzybone]

14. Word n/t

eom

[Ramsey]

15. Amen brother

I will never ever understand the morbid fascination that some folks here have with the detritus of the right wing. Just as some are exclaiming free publicity for DU because LardAss sent his little minions over here to fuck with our site, are we not giving their morans legitimacy and status by constantly mentioning them and discussing their every idiotic murmur?

Please, no more Limbaugh/O'Reilly/Coulter, etc!!!!

[matcom]

17. and don't forget for ONE MINUTE Libby.....

that i still :loveya:

:*

[Ramsey]

18. Right back at you!

:loveya:

:*

[patdem]

16. matcom...I demand that you repeat this when your ass' are back

so the threatees understand your ability to carry out that threat.

Go get em matcom!!! :hurts:..the closest thing...it is apparant just not showing!

[goobergunch]

19. I tracked down his ass!

[patdem]

20. Kwel...the people on DU are so resourceful!

I think it now have to say n/t...since I have no avitar??? my lady she is alone tonight!! Boo Hoo

[ikojo]

31. Free Matcom's smilie!

Return it to Matcom please.

He misses his home and the butt kissing smilie.

[rbnyc]

21. I love you, man.

I love what you have to say and how you say it. Maybe I do spend too much time here, but it's so damned engaging. I hope it doesn't distract me from following through on your 5th point. But, thanks to DUers like you, I generally find myself more energized than distracted.

[matcom]

22. and I love YOU Rene & Cliff TOO!

:loveya: and THANKS!!

:*

[rbnyc]

23. I'd love for you to meet him, actually.

Too bad you couldn't be at the last Philly gathering.

[fishnfla]

24. Mega shittos

from the shittoheads, dookie their keyboards first man

and from the other nobodies on this forum, myself inlusive

[ikojo]

25. AMEN Matcom!

You are not a nobody on DU. I look forward to your posts and your smilies. They brighten an otherwise dull day at work.

No, people should NOT get over it. The anger we feel even here in MO, should be directed at the thieves and not one another.

I get tired of people thinking we should worry about what a freeper would think should they come into DU and read our posts. HEY THIS IS OUR PLACE. I am tired of the agenda being determined by those in freeperland. DUers are NOT reactionaries. DUers SET the agenda.

Now let's fight the Borg...

I WILL NOT BE ASSIMILATED!

Matcom,

Will your smilies be coming back? Please! :hi:

[goobergunch]

28. You might be interested in post #19

:evilgrin:

[Fridays Child]

26. Just what do you have against scrotums? (or would that be scrota???)

:shrug:

[cally]

27. Thanks Matcom

I agree

[KoKo]

29. Loud Hand Clap and Many Cheers! Matcom you said just what I was thinking!

Sick of this today......so I give you a big hug for this post! So true! Who cares what Limbaugh and his Band of Merry Evil Freeps think about DU! Is it worth it to engage them here? They don't think for themselves, we will never convince them or get them in an intelligent dialog. Why bother with them?

The whole day on DU has been spent worring and posting to these "knuckle draggers." Enough is Enough!

:toast: to you for this post!

[KittyWampus]

30. Matcom, You Have A Way With Words

Thanks :)

[Blue-Jay]

32. Please don't poop on my keyboard.

I hafta eat off that thing.

[roguevalley]

34. Where is the little ass man?

Free Willy!

RV, getting to recognize some 'nobodies' from their
awesome little emoticons.

Love the devils, the two dudes bumping beers and the
heart one. SIGH! So cute. By the way, 1000% agreement
with your sentiments, Matcom honey.

[goobergunch]

37. It can be found in post #19 (n/t)

[Kat45]

33. Abso-fucking-lutely!

And I'd like to add a rant: Stop the nasty, viscious, mean-spirited trashing of the Democratic candidates who aren't the one you support. The higher the anger quotient is racheted up, the more difficult it will be for all Democrats and other progressives to come together and rally around the nominee so we can get our country back from the perverse pukes who are flushing this country down the toilet.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

36. Here, Here!

I totally agree! Let's stop all this infighting and get rid of the Repukes! (And beat those Yankees!)

[ploppy]

35. Where are

your floating underpants? :P

[JVS]

38. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY KEYBOARD YOU FIEND!

other than that, nice post.

[bloom]

39. I agree.

I may not shit on anyone's keyboard - but I agree - nonetheless.

[matcom]

42. you don't know what you're missing!

:P

[Rhiannon12866]

40. You are absolutely right!

We have to give up our petty squabbles and realize that this is real life. We have got to stick together in removing the squatter-in-chief from the White House. There is nothing more important and the future of our country depends on it!:grr:

No poopy on my keyboard, please. I have enough problems cleaning up after my animals! Ewwwww!:-)

[LuLu550]

41. you are not a NOBODY!

what you said was valid and WELL said. Sometimes we lose focus. We must stay focused on the most important thing in 2004 and that is the defeat of the evil, unelected fraud!
:kick:

[Hubert Flottz]

43. Some Prick Shat on my keyboard!

Wuz It Something I Said?

[Nihil]

44. "... fills me with the urge to defecate!" (Pink Floyd: The Wall)

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o<squelch>v<squelch>e<squelch>r<squelch> <squelch>
i<squelch>t<squelch>!<squelch>

[Hubert Flottz]

47. Get Over It?

Seems Like I Heard That At FReak Repubic!

[LynneSin]

45. We should not be Attention Deficit Democrats!!!

We've pretty much given Bush a permament "Get out of Jail Free" card with all this bullshit he's pulled on us and gotten away with it. Problem is he'll distract us with something and we lose focus on what we are fighting for.

More than likely we will have another war before the 2004 elections. The Economy isn't doing well and it seems that only terrorism and war OR talk about terrorism and war gives Bush the boost he needs in the public. Plus it distracts us from doing our job of getting him out of office.

Seriously, I do not want Matcom's crap on my keyboard. I love the guy, but not THAT much!!!