Boca manufacturer of penis enlargement pill slapped with lawsuit

[davidinalameda]

http://www.bocanews.com/index.php?src=news&category=Local%20News&prid=10875

how damn stupid can someone be?????

A Boca Raton herbal supplement maker that sold penis enlargement pills with “guaranteed results” is being sued in New Jersey court for false advertising.

New Jersey businessman Michael Coluzzi, 35, alleges in the class-action lawsuit that he paid $59.95 for a 30-day supply of the penis pills sold by Alzare LLC but “experienced no increase in penis size” despite a guarantee of three inches within a week.

“It’s a product that just doesn’t work as promised and we want Alzare to stop,” Stephen DeNittis, Coluzzi’s lawyer, told the Boca Raton News on Wednesday. “Some people might ask how anyone could buy something like this, but the ads were very convincing. They almost convinced me and I do a lot of these cases.”

[fit4life]

1. What an idiot.

[wildmanj]

2. 3 inches

a fool and his money soon part

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Sounds like Mr Coluzzi is looking for a fast way to make a buck.

Which some would claim is "smart". :hi:

[Zuni]

4. I'm glad someone is brave enough to take on the Penis enlargement industry

These people get away with selling snake oil because no one wants to go public with the fact that they were taking penis enlargement pills

[Beetwasher]

5. What They Counted On Was No One Suing Them Because WHO THE HELL

WOULD GO PUBLIC LIKE THIS AND LET EVERYONE KNOW THEY BOUGHT PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS!!! What a dope for buying it in the first place, but I guess if he doesn't have a large dick, at least he's got balls. :eyes:

Of COURSE all these pill companies are scams. But in Bushworld, ALL these business will be protected and encouraged to fleece suckers like this guy.