This was wedged in the door to my apartment...

[Fenris]

Hmmm. James McKinnis: big on breasts, not on grammar.

[Lavender Brown]

1. Those aren't breasts, those are bocce balls

:scared:

[Fenris]

5. I thought they were a fruit of some kind.

:cry:

[Richardo]

I can't see her breasts 'cause those helium filled balloons are in the way

:eyes:

[Fenris]

9. What? Those aren't real?

I'm shocked!:D

[KitchenWitch]

2. those breasts look "shopped"

like grapefruits with human skintone painted on!

[Fenris]

6. Not "shopped," just faked.

[KitchenWitch]

8. that too!

[RedSpartan]

3. Your invited? Really?

Are you going to go their? I here its great!

[Richardo]

4. Enough of you're sarcasm dammit! I'm series!

:)

[Fenris]

7. Qwit beang a smrtass!

[Bunny]

10. For the love of God, why??????

Those boobs are just too much, aren't they? Nothing subtle there, nosiree!

[Fenris]

11. They sort of "pop out" of the picture.

[Bunny]

13. Indeed they do. n/t

[Hobarticus]

12. Worst...implants...EVAH.

Good God, I hope she kept the receipt.

[blondeatlast]

16. They only take them back if the tag is attached, like ladies' formalwear.

[blondeatlast]

14. What are those things on her chest???

It looks TERRIBLY painful, whatever it is.

Perhaps it's a fund raiser; if so give generously. The poor woman must be in agony!

[Fenris]

15. I think those are very large deer ticks.

[blondeatlast]

18. For Gods' sake--DUCK!

I hope they aren't pregnant.

[Fenris]

22. They're carrying a litter each!

[GOPisEvil]

17. Jeeez...was there a silicone shortage immediately after her surgery?

:eyes:

[Fenris]

23. Let's just say they renamed Silicon Valley "Shannon Shay Valley."

[Bouncy Ball]

19. Shouldn't her nipples be in existence somewhere?

[Misunderestimator]

20. L O L

[Fenris]

21. They were raptured.

[Bouncy Ball]

24. Ok you win.

Out of breath and tears running down my face.

Her nipples were raptured.

[Fenris]

28. Glad I could make you laugh!

:hi::D

[latebloomer]

56. Sounds like something from a bodice-ripper!

Oh, Heathcliff!!

[blondeatlast]

29. In tears and my son thinks I've lost my mind.

That's hilarious.

[Fenris]

31. Hee hee hee!

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

35. Bwaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaa

:thumbsup:

[Richardo]

25. She'll come across them shaving her armpits, probably

OW!

[the Princess]

26. I bet she could fall face first

And bounce right back up!

[Bouncy Ball]

27. SHE CANNOT DROWN.

It isn't possible.

[MadHound]

30. Yep, damned shame she wasn't on board the Titanic

She would have floated everybody to safety, along with the ship.

[the Princess]

33. ROFLMAO!!!!

:crazy:

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[blondeatlast]

36. ... and is 100% silicone free! nt

[Stop_the_War]

34. yikes

:wtf:

[JimmyJazz]

37. Why?

No really? Why? I'm just asking... :shrug:

[Fenris]

41. It's an invitation!

:D

[JimmyJazz]

49. Don't have any sharp objects on your person if you hug her....

she might deflate.

[Debi]

38. Is this a sex thread?

:think:

[JimmyJazz]

39. It's okay - he's with the band.

:)

[Dookus]

40. I believe she was wedged in your door

it'd be hard to get through a door wearing an inflatable raft.

[KittyWampus]

42. Query- Do Any Of The Guys Here Think This Is Attractive?

[GOPisEvil]

47. Nope.

I prefer REAL women.

[blondeatlast]

48. I was wondering this myself. Apparently many men do or the women

wouldn't do it.

[HEyHEY]

43. So, you gonna do it?

[Fenris]

44. Ha. No.

[Starlight]

45. That is truly disgusting.

It's going to give me nightmares. :scared:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

46. "wedged"

How apropos.

[flamingyouth]

50. Is that in retaliation for the brochure you got when I was there?

The poorly written thing about witnessing for Jesus? :D

At least you can count on some of your dumbshit neighbors being out tomorrow night. :D

[Fenris]

52. God I hope so!

:D

"BITCH GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!"

[flamingyouth]

53. Maybe they'll take the Firebird

VROOM! VROOM!

[Fenris]

54. "BRING THE NATURAL LIGHT BITCH!"

:D

[flamingyouth]

55. You're evil

Please don't hurt me :scared:;)

[Fenris]

57. ROFL. I would never

Bust they might. :scared:

[flamingyouth]

58. Bust they might indeed.

Let's not go near her with any sharp, pointy objects. :evilgrin:

[Worst Username Ever]

51. I prefer my women "real," however

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.