Most irritating freeper cliche: The Kumbaya fallacy

[BurtWorm]

Some freepers still think it's high larious to say liberals just want everyone to sit around holding hands and singing Kumbaya. The only people who ever sat around signing Kumbaya who I knew were music teachers in the public schools, and they were probably Republicans.

Runner up: The Democrat Party as Plantation for African Americans Cliche. The freepers who perpetrate this one are avid readers of Walter Williams and Thomas Sowell. They believe that having read Williams and Sowell, they can now speak on behalf of African-Americans. On this view, the Republican Party is seen as the Promised Land, and Rush Limbaugh as the Underground Railroad. :puke:

[Emboldened Chimp]

1. I'm too pissed to sing Kumbaya....

How about American Idiot?

[Bouncy Ball]

6. My husband has that song as the ring tone on his phone.

He loves it.

[Bunny]

2. I'd like to sing Kumbaya while taking a baseball bat to their

heads!!! We'll see how they like that song then, won't we??? :mad:





Goodness, that was a little violent, wasn't it? :sheepish:

[BurtWorm]

4. Someone's bashing someone's head in, Lord

Kumbaya!

[Bunny]

8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:hi: BurtWorm!!

[Richardo]

3. 'high larious': HAHAHAHA!

[Bouncy Ball]

5. I'm familiar with the first cliche but I had never heard of the second one

Barf.

As for the first one, I'll show them some "Kumbaya." I am a non-violent person, and I'd like to stay that way, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't go off like a monkey on a cupcake if someone were threatening me and mine.

[Richardo]

12. The 'plantation' cliche mystifies me...

...So, African-Americans are supposed to be grateful to Republicans for pointing out that they are apparently too stupid to realize the Dems are taking 'advantage' of them? What a way to win them over! :eyes:

[Bouncy Ball]

14. Notice how well it works, too!

LMAO

[BurtWorm]

17. They're working on a new cliche: The black men die too young to enjoy SS

cliche. Note how obsessed wingers are with black people. :eyes:

[crispini]

7. Well, when my Peace Corps group was on the bus

heading off to training, we did in fact sing Kumbaya. But we did it in a very post-modern, self-conscious, ironic sort of way. :evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

10. You're hilarious Crispini

I have a feeling if DU had a big get together, we'd sing it like this:

"KUM-BA-FUCKING-YA, MY MAYBE HIGHER POWER, KUM-BA-FUCKING-YA!!"

[David__77]

9. No Kumbaya for me--I'd prefer to

...battle fascists. However, these fascists are mainly fat old people and smokers who would collapse with ease.

[Liberal Veteran]

11. I only sing Kumbaya while having an abortion and worshiping Satan.

:D

[Bouncy Ball]

13. And practicing lesbianism.

[dean_dem]

15. And only as a love song to my dear box-turtle.

[Redstone]

16. You only sing Kumbaya while having an abortion and worshiping Satan?

Don't you know it's required at gay marriages, too?

Redstone

[Benhurst]

18. The ony persons I've known to sit around holding hands and

singing Kumbaya were CHRISTIANS. :scared:

Freepers are soooooooooo sick!

:spank: typo corrected