Top Ten Items On Rush Limbaugh's To-Do List:

[SilasSoule]

10. Apologize for racist remarks by explaining he was high on illegal painkillers

9. Pat down friends and family to see who's wearing a wire

8. Announce his candidacy for governor of California

7. End pill addiction -- get back to sandwich addiction

6. Search desperately for some way to blame the Clintons

5. Make moves on soon-to-be-single Halle Berry

4. Tell Donovan McNabb derogatory remarks were part of new season of "'d"

3. Brunch with Robert Downey Jr.

2. Dinner with Trent Lott

1. Check job listings for pompous blowhard

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2003/ls_topten_archive_20031003.shtml

[Cat Atomic]

1. Hmm... I would say...

1. Buy drugs

2. Use drugs

3. Buy drugs

4. Use drugs

5. Sleep

6. Buy drugs

7. Talk about how bad drugs are

8. Use drugs

9. Hide drugs

10. Use drugs

[The Backlash Cometh]

2. 11. Start dating a pharmacist.

Male or female will do.

[lpbk2713]

3. Find a new housekeeper

.........

[HEyHEY]

4. Pompous blowhard is a hard job to get

I've been looking for months...no one's hiring...I guess the market has been flooded.

[CanuckAmok]

5. Maybe you're just overqualified...

CanuckAmok ducks....