They published my LTTE!

[Ediacara]

Yay me! Here's my FANTASTIC letter!

[NewJeffCT]

1. good letter, congrats

keep writing them! It's always nice to see one's name in print.

[WestHoustonDem]

2. Congrats! Great Letter!

[BrklynLiberal]

3. Good work! Hope your letter opens some eyes, and minds.

[Ediacara]

4. Me too

There has actually been a small war going on in the paper the last week or so, and well, this is a town full of paleontologists (if there really could be such a thing), so we're not exactly short on support.

[EC]

5. My brother-in-laws name is

Peter Buchholz too! Nice letter, to the point and hard hitting.


On edit: had to give you a thumbs up

[CubsFan1982]

6. Sweet!

Way to hand it to those creationist boneheads! :D

[Swede]

7. Nice job DinoBoy.

I envy you,you live and love your work.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Nicely said!

Their whole system hinges on such a pile of lies that I can't believe anyone buys the shit. But then, these are people whose faith utterly depends on the literal truth of the Bible, so they'll believe anything, even obviously made up bullshit, to make sure they don't lose their faith.

Sad, really.

Jimmy: "Mr. Creation Scientist, how do we know that the story of Adam and Eve is true?"

Mr. Creation Scientist: "Because it's a scientific fact that women have one more rib than men, and that they are afraid of snakes because of the snake in the garden."

Jimmy: "Gosh, thanks Mr. Scientist! I feel better now! The evil evolutionist science teacher at school was trying to tell me that women and men have the same number of ribs. He also said that the earth is really old, and dinosaurs are from a long, long time ago. He showed us some fossils to prove it!"

Mr. Creation Scientist: "No, Jimmy, those 'fossils' prove nothing. It's a scientific fact that fossils were put in the ground by the devil to keep us from believing the Bible. It's a scientific fact that Noah took dinosaurs on the Ark. We know that because it says in the Bible that Noah took two of every animal. Dinosaurs were animals! So they must have been on the Ark! But your science teacher hates God."

Jimmy: "The earth is only a few thousand years old, Mr. Creation Scientist? But my science teacher says that we can look at the rock strata, and all sorts of other things, all of which show us that the world is millions and millions and millions of years old."

Mr. Creation Scientist: "You know why he says that? Because he hates God, Jimmy, and he makes up lies to make God look like a liar. You see, he doesn't believe in the Bible or in God. He believes in a fictional theory called "evolution"."

Jimmy: "Really, Mr. Creation Scientist?"

Mr. Creation Scientist: "Absolutely. It's a scientific fact that athiests want to pollute your mind and tear you from God in order to push their God-hating agenda so they can eventually turn America into a land of communists and barbarian homosexuals. They're not interested in science at all. All they care about is their false ideology and worship at the altar of deceit, anarchy, and hatred."

Jimmy: "Wow! I didn't know that. From now on, I'm not listening to my teacher at all! Everything he says is a lie!"

Mr. Creation Scientist: "Yes, Jimmy, I'm sorry to say you are right - it's a scientific fact that everything he says is a lie. He's afraid of the truth of the Bible."

Jimmy: "Thanks Mr. Creation Scientist!!!!"

[cally]

9. Great letter!

I'm trying to figure this out. It's a small town with many paleontologists. So how do the creationists sway public opinion?