I just ran into my boss at the strip club

[ButterflyBlood]

man, can you think of things more awkward?

probably worse for him though, at least i'm not married.

[Kenneth ken]

1. "can you think of things more awkward" ?

um, yes - what if you were a dancer, and ran into your day-job boss at the strip club?


(or your Dad came in?)

:D

[LiberallyInclined]

2. what if your day-boss was the stripper?

would you pay for a lap dance?

[Kenneth ken]

5. LOL

probably not, but it would be a god time to talk about a raise - "I'd like to, but I don't make enough at my day job" :)

[ZenLefty]

3. Did you tip him well?

:shrug:

[tibbir]

4. How funny.

Here's one: my ex-husband who it turns out is gay has run into some people who go to the church we used to attend at some gay bars he goes to. It doesn't bother my ex-husband because he's out now but it's pretty awkward for the other guys.

[benburch]

6. When you run into people you know at places like that...

they have as much explaining to do as you do!

[RagingInMiami]

7. How about running into your boss at a brothel?

[LiberallyInclined]

9. how about running into your parents at a swing club? (not dancing)

top that.

[RagingInMiami]

10. You know what they say

The family that swings together .....

[shawcomm]

13. Running into your parents at a swing club

during costume night and realizing AFTER the fun and games, demasking, etc.

[Floogeldy]

8. The real question is, "Why didn't he invite you in the first place?"

You ought to work on that!

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[RagingInMiami]

11. Maybe you can blackmail him into giving you a promotion

[BikeWriter]

12. Were you dancing? :-)

[nickgutierrez]

14. The correct response:

"Well, maybe if you PAID ME WELL ENOUGH... I wouldn't have to do this!"

Then run away crying.

It'll be funny - trust me. :D