Descartes and Heisenberg walk into a bar and order drinks.

[Jon8503]

After they empty their glasses, the bartender comes over and asks them if they would like another round. Descartes ponders this for a moment and replies "I think not"-- then POOF; disappears.

The bartender, obviously shocked, turns to Heisenberg and says "Did you see that???"

Heisenberg pauses to consider, then replies "Im uncertain."

Just some humor for my DU friends. Have a great and enjoyable day.

Jon

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Hahaha!

That was cute!

[miss_kitty]

2. My Favourite Bumper sticker?

"Heisenberg may have slept here."

[El Fuego]

3. Well Heisenberg does have his "Principles!"

[DemoTex]

4. When asked about Avogadro's Number on a high school chemistry test ..

A friend of mine was not too well prepared for the chemistry quiz. His answer: "Avogadro's Number was 12. He played quarterback for the University of Alabama in 1952."

True story. 'Course we all know that Avogadro's number = 6.02214199 × 10 to the 23rd power.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. That's funny! My friend, on a Shakespeare test, when asked what

Shakespeare's parents names were put down "Mr. and Mrs. Shakespeare".